Daily Log!
(A record of dumb things that Darion and Anthony do during the day.)
Friday: May 1, 1998
During lunch today, Darion and Anthony thought it would be fun to run away from me because they think that I am really slow. WRONG! Well, I chased after Darion first. (And he is not 2x faster then me, he's only like /x faster then me. And we all know why Darion runs so fast already, don't we???) Well, I knew he was going to run around the woodshop, so I walk near the end of the wall, wait a few seconds, and jump out at him. He was so freaked out. I could of tackled his ass right there and then, but I might of ripped his shirt, and I really didn't want him to cry. (Knowing how wussy he is, he probably would have.) Well, I saw Anthony about 100 yards away from me. He started to run as fast as he could, but I caught up to him in about 20 seconds. No problem. Then during 7th period, I was in Mr. Clifford's room with Anthony, and we were installing a cabinet on the ground. Then Anthony looks up at me, says: "I have to fart right now.", and sure enough, *FART!!!*. The whole area smelled for the rest of the period.
Wednesday: May 6, 1998
In Science class today, we disected a crayfish. I had done a good job, but Anthony walks up with a razor knife, says "Nyah-Nyah!", and cuts the head right off. Then he stick pins in its claws, and sings and makes it dance around like a puppet. "Anthony!" yelled the teacher, and threatened to kick him out of Science Class and give him an F for the year. (What a fat idiot!) Then at lunch, I give Darion a the rest of my Starbucks Frappucino. Darion has some, then Anthony being the pig that he is snatches the rest from Darion and has some for himself. What they didn't know is that they weren't drinking Frappucino, they were really drinking Bubbles Mix! And they are so stupid that they both took a chug, swallowed, and on their second chug they spit it out. Then they got all worried and thought they were going to get horrably ill. (Well, the Bubbles Mix was completely non-toxic, and you would have to drink the entire bottle just to only get mild stomach cramps and loose bowel movements.) Oh yea, I also threw Darion's binder into a locker filled with garbage and other nasty stuff.
Thursday: May 7, 1998
Today was pretty interesting. First of all, I saw Darion and Anthony with stink-bombs during break, so I knew what to expect. Right before 5th period started, Darion tried to put a stink-bomb under my desk so it would go off when I sat on it, but the teacher caught him and he got a referal. (He might also get Saturday School or suspended!) During lunch, Anthony throws a glass bottle on the ground and all these people yell at him. Then in woodshop I saw Anthony hugging Mr. Battcher. (I have no idea why either!) I noticed that Anthony took my gym bag, and he had set off a stink-bomb in it. But what he didn't know is that in my bag, I had "Mint Stick!": The Mint Smelling Deoderant Stick! Within 20 seconds, my gym bag smelt minty fresh! I wonder what will happen tomorrow...
Friday: May 8, 1998
When 3rd period started, I saw Anthony walk in, stuff and entire grapefruit in his mouth, chew, and then swallow. (My God!!) During 3rd period, Anthony was being stupid again. The teacher asked what the oldest living invertebrae on earth was and Anthony yelled out: "A Dinosaur!!!!" During break, Darion and Anthony tried to stink up my locker with a stink-bomb, but I got ahold of it and threw it on Darion. He smelled like shit! He had to take off his shirt and where one of Anthony's shirts, which made him look as fat as a cow! Then at lunch, I saw Darion and Anthony laughing like retards at this stuffed animal monkey that was singing "The Macarena". Then during woodshop, Anthony told me that he had the magical power to make a girl have sex with him, and he said he had sex with every girl at our school.
(If you are a girl that goes to CHS, make sure to bring up this subject with Anthony!!!!!)
Monday: May 11, 1998
Anthony was suspended! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Well, he apparently skipped saturday school detention, and got suspended for 2 days. (He should have only been suspended 1 day instead of 2, but I guess he got 2 because he's so fat he is the size of 2 people.) During English Class, it was really quiet until Darion started laughing like a moron. I found out later that in the book he was reading, a quote said: "I shall whip you with this long sausage!". Then after school,
his girlfriend Tina was getting bullied around, but he was afraid to do anything because he is a wuss.
Last Updated 5/8/98 @ 4:11 pm.