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This page tells why Darion Bonnet and Anthony Karabetyan suck, because everyone needs to know!

Darion really SUCKS! Darion looks ugly, his teeth are crooked, and he has a REALLY big nose, about the size of a cucumber. He's really stupid, and he gets F's in all of his classes. He tries to act like Butt-Head by saying "You said balls!" or just going "Wood." He's a BIG pussy, so weak that 5^th graders can kick his ass. He was so bad at foot-ball, he never even made a tackle the entire season, not even in PRACTICE! The only reason he can run so fast is because all the gay guys chased after him, and it took about 5 or 6 butt encounters for him to speed up.

• He writes dumb answers on all of his quizzes and tests.
• He copies Butt-Head from "Beavis & Butt-Head".
• He wears shitty cologne, and he drinks too much Mountain Dew.
• He laughs like a retard at words like 'balls', 'extend', or 'hard'.
• In a stupid voice he goes "Weeeeeeeeee!!!!!!".
• He's French, and he got an F in French Class.
• He likes Anthony's stupid Duane Comics.
• He got his arm stuck in a soda machine trying to get a free soda.
• He breaks into crappy cars. (Not even any good ones!)
• He is really easy to scare. (It's true! Just jump out at him from a wall!)
• He makes plans, and then does something else like a fricken idiot!
• He wasted $400 dollars on a tuxido just to go to some dance.
• His dad is an old guy.
• He makes videos about how much he sucks.
• He always has a stupid message on his answering machine.
• He forgets to flush the toilet. (He did this once at my house.)
• He still plays with legos.
• He has a wack-off calendar.
• And many more!!!!!!!!!!

Anthony also really SUCKS! He is really fat, and he talks about how fat other people are. He thinks he's cool, but he isn't. He (not me) always asks people for food, and when he gets it he pigs it down. (Thats why he's so fat!) He is also really stupid, and he cheats in alot of his classes. When he uses his muscles, he either farts or makes a fart sound. He always talks about how big his dick and balls are and how girls want it, but all the girls at school hate him and think he's annoying. He always wears sweat pants and cheap baggy clothes probably because the others ripped or because he doesn't want people to think he's too fat.

• He eats too much food.
• He farts too much and makes fart sounds also.
• He cheated on a test in front of the teacher and got caught.
• He makes really stupid Duane Comics that Darion likes.
• He wears realy cheap sweat-clothes probably from K-Mart.
• It takes him 20 minutes to run the mile.
• He smells sometimes from lack of showers.
• He jumped over a table in Science Class just to get my lunch.
• He tries to pick-up on girls at school but they tell him to go away.
• He kisses up to the teachers but they still give him a bad grade.
• He ate an entire Sub-Way Sandwitch in about 30 seconds.
• When he poops he clogs the toilet.
• He's probably fatter then Duane.
• He eats anything and everything.
• He doesn't go to dances because nobody wants to dance with him.
• He eats too much. (Didn't I already say that?)
• He has bigger boobs then Pamela Anderson Lee.
• He has a thing for Rosanne.
• And plenty more!!!!!

• Picture Gallary: Pictures about Darion and Anthony.
• Quotes: Stuff that Darion or Anthony said or wrote down.
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• Comics: Comics that involve Darion and Anthony.
• Sounds: Sounds and noises that Darion and Anthony actually made.
• Daily Log: A record of what Darion and Anthony do during the day.
• Quiz: Test your memory by taking this Darion and Anthony quiz.