Welcome to my Domain

Hey, how's it going? This is my page. Weather you know me as The Pimp, Dark Helmet, #8, or Strix, you should know that this page still talks about the same person: me. So look around and check out my links.

If you are reading this sorry web page, you must be aware of the following:

I do not have sex with a hole in my computer.
Monica did NOT curl my hair; she is full of shit.
I don't smoke weed.
I did not flood the training room.
I'm not a lineman.
When I "Give Some" to my dog's, I'm referring to doggie-treats.
I did, however, have sex with all of your mothers.
(If you call my house for whatever reason, leave a message goddammit!)

Just in case you don't know who the hell I am, here are some things about myself: (Like you give a shit!)

I am on the Varsity Football, Soccer, and Track team. I am a SCUBA Diver. I usually listen to Aerosmith, Counting Crows, Bush, Van Halen, U2, Weird Al, Adam Sandler, and The Jerky Boys. I hate country, rap, and death metal. I like to watch Ren & Stimpy, Beavis & Butt-Head, King of the Hill, Spider-Man, Bat-Man, Rugrats, The Simpsons, X-Men, South Park, and Seinfeld. I like to play Baseball, Football, Golf, Basket-Ball, Hockey, and Pool. I took karate and I was a green belt.

I hate riding on air planes when the food tastes like shit. I like to eat pizza, tacos, fish, calimari, and burgers, and I like to drink soda, frappucinnos, and milk.