Seijuro Hiko
Alias:
Shi-sho (Master), by Kenshin.
Looks:
"I'm too sexy for my Deshi..." (gomen
Anneke-chan! ^^). I can't help but thinking that he
looks suspiciously like Tomoe. Even leaving the
Nyanninchuan jokes apart, he's a very tall, very
handsome, and very sexy samurai master. He also
wears that long white/red cape so stylishly...
*drool*
Smarts:
Excellent, mostly from experience. The man has
mastered all the Hiten-Mitsurugi Ryuu moves (even
the AKRNH) and is cunning enough to discover very
twisted plots and know what you want from him before
you even come into sight. He may be even smart
enough to cope with guys like Shihi-o and Saitou.
Personality:
Full of himself. And I MEAN full. Arrogant,
self-centered, sarcastic, with a very dry sense of
humor. He'll never demonstrate openly his softer
sides, but throws in hints to the few he's close to
(like when he agreed to teach Kenshin the ultimate
techniques, mostly as he saw the way he was looking
at Kaoru).
Cooking
- Home Economics:
By years of living alone, he has managed to handle
simple food and survive on the strictly
necessarily.. Mostly than for being a good cook,
you'll earn brownie points by being good at serving
sake... ;)
Fighting
skills:
Awesome. After all, HE was the master of the top
killer in the Bakumatsu, and Kenshin learned all
from him. And even then, he had to fight hard to
touch him in any way (that was the condition he put
to teach him the ultimate techniques).
Special
abilities:
Capable to stop the blow of a giant, nearly
indestructible, and has been known to not even blink
under a shower of insults. Always smirking, always
cool.
Competition:
Himself. He's a man who has an ego of the size of
Japan itself and may have pretty high standards
(he's sooooo good that he will want the best woman).
The closest may also be Okon and Omasu, the
Oniwabashu girls from the Aoiya, who are much
infatuated with him, and he lets himself be adored
by them. Geesh!!
In-Laws:
The Kenshin-gumi. Not a real family, but he raised
Kenshin by himself and the Baka Deshi has him as the
closest father figure. Expect them to be around
often and try to help you to get Hiko, no matter
what it takes.
Economics:
He lives by himself and his ceramics are well-paid;
still, expect to work as hard as he does.
Sex:
Definitely on top, and if he can help it, you
*WON'T* wear Hiko out. He'll hold you tightly and
will make a sexual act with him a very energetic and
a little rough, but undeniably great, experience.
Ignore his puns if you're a virgin and he gets to be
your first.
Overall:
Life with the Shi-sho won't be easy to live, but may
be worth the while and more. He's, as a girl started
in the MP for Heishiro Mitsurugi, "one helluva
samurai and one helluva good time" so, if
you're strong-willed and good at handling the sake
thing, you won't have to complain about this spouse.
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