I wonder what it would be like to marry

Seijuro Hiko 

Seijuro Hiko 

Alias: Shi-sho (Master), by Kenshin.

Looks: "I'm too sexy for my Deshi..." (gomen Anneke-chan! ^^). I can't help but thinking that he looks suspiciously like Tomoe. Even leaving the Nyanninchuan jokes apart, he's a very tall, very handsome, and very sexy samurai master. He also wears that long white/red cape so stylishly... *drool*

Smarts: Excellent, mostly from experience. The man has mastered all the Hiten-Mitsurugi Ryuu moves (even the AKRNH) and is cunning enough to discover very twisted plots and know what you want from him before you even come into sight. He may be even smart enough to cope with guys like Shihi-o and Saitou.

Personality: Full of himself. And I MEAN full. Arrogant, self-centered, sarcastic, with a very dry sense of humor. He'll never demonstrate openly his softer sides, but throws in hints to the few he's close to (like when he agreed to teach Kenshin the ultimate techniques, mostly as he saw the way he was looking at Kaoru).

Cooking - Home Economics: By years of living alone, he has managed to handle simple food and survive on the strictly necessarily.. Mostly than for being a good cook, you'll earn brownie points by being good at serving sake... ;)

Fighting skills: Awesome. After all, HE was the master of the top killer in the Bakumatsu, and Kenshin learned all from him. And even then, he had to fight hard to touch him in any way (that was the condition he put to teach him the ultimate techniques).

Special abilities: Capable to stop the blow of a giant, nearly indestructible, and has been known to not even blink under a shower of insults. Always smirking, always cool.

Competition: Himself. He's a man who has an ego of the size of Japan itself and may have pretty high standards (he's sooooo good that he will want the best woman). The closest may also be Okon and Omasu, the Oniwabashu girls from the Aoiya, who are much infatuated with him, and he lets himself be adored by them. Geesh!!

In-Laws: The Kenshin-gumi. Not a real family, but he raised Kenshin by himself and the Baka Deshi has him as the closest father figure. Expect them to be around often and try to help you to get Hiko, no matter what it takes.

Economics: He lives by himself and his ceramics are well-paid; still, expect to work as hard as he does.

Sex: Definitely on top, and if he can help it, you *WON'T* wear Hiko out. He'll hold you tightly and will make a sexual act with him a very energetic and a little rough, but undeniably great, experience. Ignore his puns if you're a virgin and he gets to be your first.

Overall: Life with the Shi-sho won't be easy to live, but may be worth the while and more. He's, as a girl started in the MP for Heishiro Mitsurugi, "one helluva samurai and one helluva good time" so, if you're strong-willed and good at handling the sake thing, you won't have to complain about this spouse.