I wonder what it would be like to marry

Makoto Shishio 

Makoto Shishio 

Alias: Shishi-o sama (Lord Shishi-o, by the JG members).

Looks: I can't say he's a beauty, though this is not his fault. His skin and flesh were burnt in a point of his life by the hands of the ones he was working for, and it ruined his outlook permanently to such a point, that Shishi-o has to be 100% of the time with his body wrapped in bandages. However, this didn't ruin his penetrant black eyes, where you can see the great determination of his soul.

Smarts: Higher than anyone in the series. He's very political-minded and devious, matching with ingenious and charisma. You possibly won't find yourself with someone as cunning as Shishi-o in your whole life.

Personality: He's the best villain in the RK deparment, IMHO, even surpassing Enishi. This man is determined to conquer the Japanese islands and he has the charm, will and intelligence enough to cut it off. Also he's one of the few bad guys who can even recognize his own errors and don't blame them on the boogie.

Cooking - Home economics: He has been hiring out, but I think he'll handle out himself here if it's EXTREMELY needed. Otherwise he may just order another one to do it for him.

Fighting skills: Deadly. In the Bakumatsu he was the only one able to openly go and defy the skills of the Battousai, so he was chosen as his replacement -- and we know what happened. His most powerful trick is his "Homura Dama", which combinates his swordsman skills with the heat of the flames. His only flaw, which proved to be fatal for him, is the fact of his limited stamina. If he keeps fighting for more than 15 minutes, he'll end up burning. Literally.

Special ablilities: He has somewhat of a... "magnetic" aura amongst some of his peers, in a way that Kamatari, Yumi and Houji are directly willing to kill and let themselves be killed for him and his beliefs. Asides of it, as Jitou said, he has an incredible survival rant. Pioneer and master of the "how-to-survive-in-the-pyro-flame-for-being-a-menace-and-get-with-it-and-more" technique.

Competition: Sadoshima Houji, Kamatari Honjou, Komagata Yumi. Houji admires the man with a fanatism that borders in the same point as Enishi's, but of the three, I think he'd be the weakest opposition. However, Kamatari and Yumi are gonna be much more of a headache: the first will undoubtedly be a continuous annoyance to you like he is right now to Yumi due to his huge crush on "Shishi-o sama" (which can turn him to a very kawaii teenager whenever he considers the possibility of gaining his favor); the latter, undoubtedly, will do anything in her power (from in-fighting to sexual prowess) to regain Shishi-o's interest. Believe me she has the... uh... "weapons" and "resources" to do it.

In-Laws: None known asides the JG, who are gonna be dangerous whether you ARE a real danger to them or not. You've been warned yet about Yumi, Houji and Kamatari; Anji, Hennya and Cho aren't really going to do something to hurt you, while you don't provoke them; Usui undoubtly will cheerfully kill you if it serves to his goal; Iwanbo isn't even likely gonna see you around; and Soujiro will, as I said before in Yumi's MP, just smile and say "I've figured yet out" (but dun underestimate him).

Economics: Unknown. Most likely, he'll manage himself good with his money (he seems to be a fair amount of savings) and will earn more as he gets into Yakuza businesses and the like. If he asks you to handle them, however, be careful.

Sex: Uh... If you don't mind about his burning flesh (Yumi didn't at least), Shishi-o will be an extraordinary lover, though a very dominating one. He's clearly a man of strong desires and expect him to get from you all he sexually wants.

Overall: Risky in himself. Like all the men of his personality and type, you may find yourself killed or dominated in every way by him. So, PLEASE, avoid him if you think you can't keep up with ALL his antics AND the burning flesh thingy, ne?