Ranger99 Does Debi10
Well this was a really fine howdo you do... It all happened many, many moons ago... I was driving tractor trailers for this furniture company and my partner Owen and I had been working for several days straight 24 hours a day... I'd drive while he slept and he drove while I slept. Well we were on our 4th day and we were heading back to D.C. from Norfolk. It was a Friday afternoon and I had just climbed into the sleeper to get some sleep when Owen yelled for me to look at what he found....
So I crawl back out of the sleeper and looked out the passenger side window to see this little Mazda RX7 with two really, really beautiful blondes tooling down the highway... Needless to say... I was wide awake.... and the license plate said.... Debi 10... well in my mind... she was as close as you could get... I'd give her a 9.99 any day!
Well we kept driving and she kept playing cat and mouse with us.... she'd zoom ahead on the uphills.... and we'd zoom ahead on the downhills... back and forth... mile after mile for what seemed the longest time... until the unmentionable happened... that's right... a weight station.... we had to stop and get weighted... well we knew we were practically empty...so Owen slide onto the scales in a fit of anger as we watch their tail lights disappear on the horizon.
Well we got the green light and Owen started jamming some major gears... We were hoping that maybe they would slow down and we would be able to catch them.... but as the miles passed beneath our wheels, our hopes grew dimmer... Until fate stepped in ... well it was either fate or they had been drinking a lot of soda... because as we passed a rest area... I happened to look up and see them both sitting on the hood of their car.... just watching traffic...
I hollered over to Owen to hit the horn... but he was too busy driving.... so I had to take matters into my own hands.... I let out one of my award winning whistles... over four lanes of traffic... unbelievable... they actually heard me... I could tell when they jumped into their call and zoomed down the on ramp and back into traffic with us... it was getting good now...
We played cat and mouse for a few more miles and then I had the bright idea... I was hungry and I just couldn't help but wonder if they might be hungry to... but how do you ask two total babes to out to eat while traveling 70 MPH down a highway??? Think brain... how am I going to do this... especially given my track record with women....
OK... I have an idea.... if I just hang far enough out the window and hold onto the door maybe I can yell loud enough for them to hear me over the roar of the engines and wind... hmmm... now looking back that wasn't suck a bright idea... but between my BIG mouth and a little made up on the go sign language... they got the point and agreed to stop at the next town to get something... OH THANK God of the median strips!! Thank you!!!
So we find this little restaurant in this little one stop sign town and pull in... us in our massive truck and them in their cute little car... we make our introductions and head inside for a bite to eat... dinner went well... neither Owen nor I spilled anything... which for us was totally amazing... you can dress us up, but ya can't take us out. So we eat... we chat... we flirt... we... sit there getting dirty looks from the waitress... soon it dawns on me that either we take this to the next level or we take off... so while Owen heads to the little boys sandbox... I make my move... and who would have guessed that these two total babes would actually let me invite ourselves over to their house for a movie and popcorn...
Owen comes out of the sandbox.... just long enough to tell me that we have to leave and that he wants to go home.... WHAT???? no way.... this isn't happening... I've worked way to hard for this.... he can't be serious... but he is... there is no way he is taking that truck to their condo... well I'm in a bind... I can't fit into their call... it only has two seats and the back is filled with beach shit... and I can't convince Owen to change his mind.... Somebody just shoot me please!!! I can't believe this.... it wasn't happening... it couldn't... I must have dozed off during dinner... here... I'll pinch myself to prove it.... OUCH!!!! damn that hurt and I was still dreaming...
So there you go... on the highway of life Dave has a flat tire... I swear... I didn't know whether to kill Owen or just cry.... I do believe a tear came to my eye as I watched them drive away saying it was my lost.... NO SHIT! I can't win for losing... and boy even with the Gods of the white lines behind me it isn't enough.... but I am still friends with Owen... go figure that out.....