Welcome to Ranger's Home on the Web!

The purpose of this website is to showcase my writing. All you will find here are stories I wrote. If you are looking for cool graphics or intense colors, I'm afraid you have come to the wrong place. Some of the stories I write are humorous, some are of the adult nature, and some are just to piss people off. Below are some rules I suggest you read before going further on this site. I believe the rules speak for themselves. So follow them and whatever you do... don't write me an email complaining about something... it just tells me you haven't followed the rules!

The Rules...

Rule #1 - This is my page so I get to write what I want when I want... I firmly believe in the United States Constitution
(considering I swore to uphold and defend it, I might as well believe in it, don't ya think??) or at least the first and second
amendment parts. So this is my place to say whatever I want!!!! If you don't like it or it is against your personal, moral,
official,or religious beliefs... Then leave!!! You do have the right to do that, ya know???.... I don't have a weapon pointed at
your mouse or keyboard.... you are free to go... so don't let the door hit you where the good lord split ya....

Rule #2 - I DON'T CARE! If you send me an email I might use it here... so beware that anything you say can and will be
used against you on my home page... In other words... don't send me stupid emails... if you like the page great... if you don't...
see rule #1 and quite frankly I really don't care.... this is for my amusement.... and it beats embarrassing you in a chat room
somewhere.... so don't email me and tell me that I am rude, mean, insulting or condescending... No shit! I already know that I
am and I really don't care!

Rule #3 - Don't write and tell me my grammar sucks... I already know that it does... that's what my parents get for sending me
to public schools. Now they can sit back and be embarrassed by the way I write.... I will however try to remember to use spell
check... But if I don't see rules #1 and 2.

Rule #4 - This is a humor page... so if you just don't get it... then you just don't get it.... and if you don't get it... I can't help
you... so go find another page to read... one with small words to match your small mind....

Rule #5 - This is IMPORTANT!!! There are some writings on here that are of the intense and adult nature. So if you have little kids or older kids that you think shouldn't be reading this stuff... then I suggest you monitor their computer usage. It is NOT my responsibility to monitor your children. You bred them, you watch them, if you can't take on that responsibility... then put them up for adoption!

So there are the rules... read'em, know'em, live'em. and if you still feel this urge to send me an email... remember you were warned.... please go ahead and send it to [email protected], People out there in cyberland really do want to know that there are people more ignorant then themselves.

OK.... this is the table of contents.... just click on the highlighted part and it will take you to that section.... there are several "on going" sections and I will update them and let you know which sections have been updated and when.... that way you just have to come here to check it out and if I haven't updated anything since your last visit you will know it....

Now are we all clear on the concept... oh and please stay with your group, stay behind the ropes and don't touch anything... you wouldn't want me to come to your house and touch all your stuff would you???

By the way... I've changed this to make it easier for you to find stuff... My stuff is first... cause I know how much you just love learning about me... and then there is the other stuff... stuff that I didn't make up... but I did gather it and expound upon it... so in a way I have had a hand in it's final form here...

Who is Ranger?

Here are the stories of my life... Enjoy...