Tribute to my favorite singer....
John, Rest in peace my friend.... And THANK YOU for the anthem of my life....
Thank God I'm a country boy!!!!
Took a flight from the farm
and I never came back
Built a plane from a kit
But I didn't have the knack
Jumped in the cockpit
and downed a six-pack
And now I'm an ocean buoy
Well, I grabbed the controls
And I started to fiddle
Got flames coming up
On my face like a griddle
Air flight ain't nothing
But a funny, funny riddle
So now I'm an ocean buoy.
Well, my head's chopped in pieces
And my body's full of dents
They'll identify me
By my guitar's fingerprints
I tried to "dry out"
But instead got a rinse
And now I'm an ocean buoy
Well, it's really farrr out
When you're down 'neath the water
I just ain't been right
Since I started on the bottle
I reach for Jim Beam
But instead grab the throttle
And now I'm an ocean buoy
Well, I grabbed the controls
And I started to fiddle
Got flames coming up
On my face like a griddle
George Burns appeared beside me
And we prayed just a little
Oh God! I'm an ocean buoy!
The day's just about over
And I'm sinking kinda low
In the undersea world
of Jacques Cousteau
Calypso can you find me
By the bubbles that I blow
'Cause now I'm an ocean buoy.
Now Here's more.....
1.Have you heard about John Denver's newest hit?
"Pacific Ocean Bottom"
2.What forced John Denver to veer off
course and spin into the bay?
Rocky Mountain High!
3.John Denver's new song?
Thank god I'm a country buoy
4.Best Not do Yer Flyin' Boy..(To the tune of "Thank God I'm
A Country Boy")
A sensitive tribute composed on the death of the muzak king, John
Denver.
(v1)
Well I'd heard of Buddy Holly,
And of Otis Redding too,
And I'd heard of Lynard Skynard,
What's a country boy to do?
And I thought somethin' was fishy
'Bout that airplane that I flew,
Best not do yer flyin' boy.
(CHORUS)
Well I got me a plane,
Though I talked of conservation.
Takin' some 'ol "Country Roads"
Would've helped my reputation,
Now I've spread my body parts
'Cross the west coast of the nation,
Best not do your flyin' boy.
(v2)
Well I started my career out
Playin' guitar on a stump,
And I talked a lot like Grandpa Jones,
But lived like Donald Trump.
Now nothin's "fillin' up my senses,"
Can't identify the lumps.
Best not do yer' flyin' boy.
(CHORUS)
Well I got me a plane,
Though I talked of conservation.
Takin' some 'ol "Country Roads"
Would've helped my reputation,
Now I've spread my body parts
'Cross the west coast of the nation,
Best not do your flyin' boy.
5.What were John Denver's last words before leaving home?
"I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back
again?"
6.I'm bleeding on a jet plane, Don't know if I will breath again
7.John Denver wrote Leaving on a jet plane 25 years ago ...
His dream finally came true ...Oh God!!!
8.John Denver's last words:
"Oh GOD ... Book III"
9.God is making a new comedy called "Oh God Damn" He
already has George Burns and John Denver from the original movie
and has added Red Skelton with a cameo by Princess Diana. He may
have James Michener write a novel on it.
10.Here's my new lyrics for "Annies Song", rechristened
"Something's Wrong!?!"
You fill up my cockpit
With salty blue water
Just when my wings cracked
And I fell in the sea!
I lost all my limbs then
They fell off on contact
You needed my fingerprints
To identify me!
11.Elton John has a new Tribute song:
Dingle in the Wing?
Or...
... Like a Brick in the Wind... Cessna In A Spin
12.Good-bye Johnny D
You fly just like you sing
It's a shitty thing
Your Rocky Mountain High
Well I would have liked not to have known you
But I was just a kid
The seventies ended long before
John Denver ever did.
So much for George Burns
Who never seemed to learn
That you can't act
Although you thought you could
Flying through the sky
With your Rocky Mountain High
It's no wonder that
Your plane made a big splat into the deep blue sea.
Well I would have liked not to have known you
But I was just a kid.
The seventies burned out long before
John Denver ever did.
13.At least John Denver wasn't drinking and driving his car this
time.
14.Why did John Denver crash his plane?
Because the French Police finally found the battered Fiat under
his Paris apartment.
15.Have you heard what caused the crash?
"There were these four paparazzi in hang-gliders, you
see..."
16.Looks like John Denver has another hit.
17.That John Denver was a plane down to earth kinda guy.
18.Why did John Denver crash?
He wanted a smash hit in the 90's
19.what was John Denver's last hit??
The pacific ocean!
20.How does John Denver like his drinks?
On the rocks.
21.What key does John Denver sing in?
sea-flat
22.What was John Denver smoking?
Sea weed
23.What was John Denver's favorite TV show?
WINGS
24.What was John Denver's favorite season?
Fall
25.what were the two design flaws that plagued John Denver's
experimental plane?
it wouldn't fly and it wouldn't float
26.I understand that John Denver was about to be named the
official spokesman for a beverage company?
I guess Ocean Spray will have to look elsewhere
now.
27.It was a shame about AP's typo in yesterday's headlines.
It should have read "John Denver feared alive".
28.John Denver is changing his name to John Boulder
29.What does DENVER stand for?
Died Evaluating New ValuJet Experimental Rock
30.What airline was about to hire John Denver?
ValuJet.
31.What happened to John Denver's career in the end?
Took a nose dive.
32.What is John Denver going to be for Halloween?
Bug food.
33.What was John Denver's last movie?
Waterworld.
34.What is John Denver doing right now?
Decomposing.
35.Denver died of A.I.D.S.
Aircraft Is Descending Swiftly.
36.What movie will they make of John Denver?
Splash.
37.What TV show will be about John Denver?
The Fall Guy.....Or...... Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea
38.John Denver didn't take a bath before his flight, but he did
wash up on shore.
39.John Denver's last words:
hum, I wonder what this lever is for??