New Dallas update... or more meanderings of my life....
Ok... Now I know that I have really hit the bottom of the barrel living in Texas... now I expected life here in Texas to be somewhat like the life I left behind in DC... little did I know the differences and how pronounced they would be... Texas has a complete different mind set. One that I'm not completely sure I will ever be able to completely figure out. What you ask, is the big difference?
Well let me just give you a hint as to what I'm talking about in the following story.
I'm sitting in bed late one night... watching David Letterman ... just chilling out. When one of Dave's guest just happen to be the new Miss America... Miss Hawaii.. and what a babe she is in her tight little black dress with the yellow lai... and me being a guy, I'm thinking how I would like to lai her... I know... I'm a pig... what can I say...
So as I lay there thinking about getting laid... I had a thought... Just what does Miss America do after her reign?? I mean I know of two Miss America's that have gone on to do other things and stay in the public eye... Phylis George and Vanessa Williams... but what about all the others?? Where are they today? What happens once the crown moves on? What do these women do once the splinters from Atlantic Cities boardwalk have been plucked and the sand from the morning after romp has been removed from their swim suits?
So as I'm laying there thinking these deep and complex thoughts, Dave cuts to a commerical. Now I have always been kind of a spiritual guy. I believe in good things come to those who wait, and all shall be revealed in due time. I've tried to live a sort of ying/yang exsistance. So I was completely shocked when the answers to my querry was answered in the spand of a 30 second commercial. Imagine sitting in bed, your leg propped up, ice packs stacked up on your knee with the worlds most complexive questions running through your head, when with the flash of intense light that always happens when a show cuts to commercial, my answer was provided to me.
Can you say double wide? Yes I said DOUBLE WIDE!.. as in a trailer... a home on wheels. A home I have made fun of so many times. There on the screen with large letters announcing her name and title was the former Miss Texas. Yes Thats what I said... Miss Texas was hocking double wide trailers. The answer to the universe is double wide trailers... at least in Texas it is...
So what is the point to this whole story... well it could be that only trailer hockers should run for Miss Texas... or that if you just relax the answers to the universe will be answered... or it could be that when you are bored and watching Dave, really weird things happen. So as you lay there at night, contemplating the universe... turn on Late Night with David Letterman... hell it couldn't hurt, might just scare you a little... but not hurt....
Ranger!