Many years ago... Dave! was in high school... Dave! needed a
skill when he got out of high school...cause Dave! wasn't going
to college... Dave! not good for collage... so old Dave! decides
that he is going to learn about heating and air conditioning...
might as well I was living in the shop classes... figured I might
as well learn something... so Dave! studies all he can about air
conditioners... well this comes in very handy one day... seems
the teacher used to like to bring in old air conditioners for us
students to play with and repair. Well one day near the end of my
senior year the teach brings in this ammonia unit...that's
right... instead of freon... which by the way is NOT bad for the
ozone... unlike Bill Clinton and Al Gores
breath after oral sex with their wives... this unit has ammonia
in it... well two things about ammonia... in concentrated form...
ammonia can kill you... or at least really make you retarded...
and it really smells bad.... Well anyways... back to the story...
ol Dave! has learned through much studying and the fact that he
ain't all that dumb, that if you open the valve, the ammonia
comes pouring out... and if you open a certain valve it comes out
as a gas... well damn if Dave! doesn't drag the unit over to the
air intake on the schools heating system and cranks open the gas
valve on the unit... and releases this good smelling gas
right into the intake... well it took all of about thirty seconds
for the teacher to figure out what had happened and he hits the
fire bell and sends the whole school out for a fire drill... Well
it was sunny out and we did need a smoke ... so as the whole school runs for their
lives outside.. I figure I might as well run too and forget to
turn the valve off... well about 40 pounds of Ammonia gas gets
released into the school... the fire department has to come with
their big fans and we get the rest of the week off... well Dave!
is finally the hero of the student body... but not everyone
thought it was so funny.... try explaining to the school board
that it was an innocent mistake that anyone could have made...
they weren't happy... but at least they let me graduate... well
that and I threatened my English teacher, but that is another
story... either way... I did finally graduate... :)
I did too!!! Now shut up and go read another story!!! And send
me some damn email!!!!
[email protected] ...Some really stupid ones I can post
here... I'm getting bored lately!!!!