OK... short story... How I ended up with the Monty Dog... When I was married to Kathleen, I took her to dinner for her birthday to this little Hawaiian restaurant. Well while she was enjoying the food, I was enjoying multiple Volcano's for two... well after dinner we are heading for the car.. and we pass a pet store... well the last thing I want to do is buy a dog from a pet store... but Kathleen sees this cute little cocker Spaniel and won't leave until I buy him for her for her birthday...
So anyways... being two sheets to the wind... I am up buying
her the damn dog and even though she swore she would train it and
take care of it... which she didn't, I did... in the end, when we
separated, she moved back to her parents house and asked if I
would keep the dog until she found a place where she could keep
it... I told her sure... but that was when
we were still being civil to one another... then she decided to
be a total BITCH... She wanted to get her attorney and run up
some major legal fees for me... little did she know... :)
So I decided I would fuck with her... seems in Maryland dogs
are concidedered property and in the separation agreement I had
my attorney put in a clause that whatever property each party had
in their possession was then concidedered that persons
property... well needless to say.. she came back later wanting
her dog... I told her to have her attorney explain that section
of the separation agreement to her and explain whose dog it was
now...
Now don't get me wrong... I love that dog.. hell I love all
dogs and some cats... so it isn't like the dog has not lived the
good life because he has... Him and his brother live like
kings... they live better than I do... so I kept the dog and he
is having the best life
possible with his brother Airborne...
But I did fuck Kathleen one last time... after her attorney
explained it to her... she had a cow and cussed me from one end
to the other and last I heard, she was trying to sue her own
attorney, who her father had paid, for not catching that
clause... my attorney thought I was nuts... but saw the light
later on at the divorce hearing... So I ended up with the dog...
then two weeks later I had a friend of mine call and say they
were from the vets and that they needed to know what to do with
Monty's remains after the euthanasia and when Kathleen was going
to pay the bill... well needless to say... pay backs are a
bitch... she lost it and went completely nuts for a while... and
all because she wanted to screw with me... not a nice thing to do
is it???
So that is how I got her little doggy too...