One Liners

The original challenge:

Okay, I'm going to apologize for this one up front. Miome and I were bored, and decided to come up with a list of first lines in fanfics that we would never write. After making the list, we decided that we wanted to see if anyone else would write the fanfics. So here's the list. Enjoy a good laugh if nothing else. You get extra points (and our respect and admiration) if you can make numbers 2,5, and 6 not hentai. Have fun!
-- Tsaiko

The response was amazing! Read the lines, and their extremely funny (and in some cases, extremely wrong) responses!

The authors below have allowed me to post their work with these stipulations:

1. The author reserves the right to finish their fic at a later date.
2. Anyone who wants to continue one of these fics should email the author in question and get permission before posting anything.

Enjoy!

1. Gophers. It had to be gophers. Of all the things in the worlds, it had to be gophers. Duo looked out onto the lawn with a slightly crazed look in his eye.
   • Version1 - Zaz
   • Version2 - Cat Kelly
2. Wufei had a pea stuck up his nose. Trowa could be so weird in his demands some times.
   • Version1 - Zaz
   • Version2 - Abra I've lost her email address. If anyone has it, could you send it to me?
3. "Microsoft tech support. Heero Yuy speaking."
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4. Balls of yarn could be so much fun thought Quatre. Especially when you're a cat.
   • Version1 - Zaz
5. How did he manage to get a wineglass and a doberman... nevermind. I don't want to know. Zechs thought as he went to the infirmary to see if Treize was doing better.
   
   • Version1 - Kreitz
   • Version2 - Zaz
6. Relena woke to when someone shifted in her bed. She frowned, trying to figure out who it was. So imagine her surprise when Prof. G's eyes met her own.
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7. Duo put the finishing touches on the flaming racing stripe that now decorated Relena's limo. It was the absolutely perfect birthday gift.
   • Version1 - Zaz
   • Version2 - Cat Kelly