Weeeeeeeellllllll, NotWedge...in theory I agree with you. In practice, I'll just dodge the question.
--Sabre
I know that you're not doing it for my amusement, but I am pretty darn amused.
---NotWedge
When we're done with that, we can all get drunk and play ping pong.
---NotWedge
Sabre: "The last time I smacked somebody on the ass, he got turned on."
NW: "I'm afraid to ask... OK, I'm not, did it involve barnyard animals?"
Sabre: "It involved XMG....'nuff said."
NW: "OK, now I REALLY don't want to know."
Its ok, I'm here now. Sabre, you may dance! And I can slip money into your thong.
---Tokay
I'm just gonna back away so none of Tokay's blood gets on my shirt...
--NW
Well if I hadnt made that stupid invention, there would be no mission. And Wynter and Nick Fury would still be alive...not that I give a flying c**p about Nick Fury but Im just sayin.
---XMG
XMG: Well these are some s****y lessons. Whatever happened to the old school ones like "stay in school" or "dont do drugs"?
Sabre: Don't do drugs. No, I mean it, stop doing drugs! Wasting your mind like that could get you killed, too. You think Apocalypse will wait if you're high and can't fight?
XMG: No, hell come and join along. They dont call him the high lord for nothin.
Jaik probably wont like this but hell the guy has more Donut shops than Ted Turner has....Donut shops. Anyway.
---XMG
Has he actually killed any one of you yet? No. So come back when Devo has burned Tokay to death.
---XMG
Draga: Well you look better than when I last saw you.
XMG: Not surprised. I get better lookin every day.
OK once apon a time there was a ghost. The ghost was the most, so he ate the host, after that they all went out for pizza. Why pizza? Because Ghosts like pizza. The pizza attacked the ghost and ended up beating up a dog instead. The ghost went to broadway and haunted everybody and the world was eaten by a fish.
THE END
---XMG
*XMG goes to the closet. The scene changes to XMG and Salome playing Mystery Date, while the audiance laughs.*
Salome: Where's that idiotic laughter coming from?
XMG: Im sorry, I like to make put the sound of an audiance laughing in peoples head....it makes me feel like a big man.
You WEREN'T being nice. You were picking on my mother. Never mess with a momma's boy's momma.
---SkyWedge
*XMG runs in*
"If man is 5.......
Then the devil is 6........
and if the devil is 6 then GOD IS 7!!!! THEN GOD IS 7!!!"
*XMG jams out with the pixies*
Your bodyguard chickened out on us. What were you doing for him in return for his protection. Oh, wait, I probably don't want to hear the answer to that.
---SkyWedge
Clio: Will you two shut up?!? Some people are trying to sleep...
XMG: And there is a perfect place for that, called "In Your Room" you should try it, I was a bit skeptical at first too, but.......WOW!
George: Are you natrully this hostile, or do you make an effort to be that way?
XMG: Youd be surprised how often I hear that. It comes naturally I guess.
George: Mayhaps when you get older, you will become more mellow in life.
XMG: Mayhaps, but for now Im fine just the way I am.
Illushun: wow, you people are organized.
XMG: Hey man, does it say Organized Resistance? No, its Victorious Resistance.
Illushun: that may be true but i usually don't go for blue guys that like devil spawn and dudes who already have chicks.
XMG: Well there are plenty of other available options. There Skeeter who has a chip in his head that speaks, there is Beast McCoy who is furry, and CaptainAmeriCable who is dead. We got loads of available bachelors.
Sabre: Don't forget a medieval knight who hasn't gone to the bathroom in 700 years.
Illushun: pshhhaaa heffer, those two weiners would consider themselves lucky if i touched them.
::a very strange looks comes over Sabre's face::
Sabre: What did you say, neophyte?
XMG: Im not liking this.
Whoohoo! Chick fight!
---NW
NW: We always had the hanger XMG, it's that big room where we keep that broken pinball machine.
*XMG frowns and pounds his hand on the table*
XMG: Stupid pinball machine. Tilt my ass!
Sabre: Is that an insult or a command, XMG?
THIER WILL BE NO ASS KISSING AROUND HERE!!!! ONLY WAR!!!!!!!
---Devo
*XMG turns to Devo*
XMG: Now youve got her mad at me....Devo we need to talk about your beahviour.
Devo: No we dont. Ill tell ya what you need is some frozen yogurt. ROBERT!!
*Robert buzzes up to XMG and a bowl falls out of him, frozen yogurt falls into the bowl (like ice cream at the ice cream place) and a spoon drops in, the bowl hovers towards XMG. Who takes it.*
XMG: MMMM, not bad. Not bad at all. Goodnight fellas.
*XMG takes his yogurt and walks through the hanging beads to the area where his bed is.*
Devo: Goodnight sir!.......Now, construct the adamantium door! These fleshbags wont be able to get in! It shall be us who takes the fight to them!!
*the 5 robots start working*
NW: Fine, everyone just ignore your leader.
XMG: *turns around and gives NotWedge thumbs up*
XMG: Your the boss!
Jaik: : opens door::
Jaik: "adamantium door with no lock...typical, hey XMG what's u...."
Jaik: ::sees Devo and the other five robots looking all menacing::
Jaik: "I'll come back later"
Jaik: : backs out of the door::
*XMG comes out of the shower, wearing a towel*
XMG: "Oh hey Jaik! Dont mind them they only want to kill Sabre, NotWedge, Clio, Cybertronian Halfbreed, and Chloe at the moment, they havent even met you yet! Come in and say hello."
Jaik: "they wanna kill my girlfriend...man why does everyone wanna kill my girlfriend?"
Bevo: I AM BEVO!!!!! ROBOTIC COLD!!!!
Clevo: I AM CLEVO!!!! TOXIC DEATH!!!!
Mevo: I AM MEVO!!!!! THE SONIC SCREEMER!!!!
Sevo: I AM SEVO!!!!! LASER DESTRUCTION!!!!
Robert: My name is Robert, I make frozen yougurt. Want some frozen yogurt? I bet you want some frozen yogurt. My pappy always told me Robert, everybody wants some frozen yougurt, its your destiny to give them frozen yogurt--
Devo: ROBERT!!!
Robert: Ah gee
*XMG runs over to CAC's swamp and shaves the corspses head*
XMG: "HOW YA LIKE DEM APPLES DEAD BOY!?!?!?"
*XMG runs away*
"ROUGE!!!!!!!!!! SWEET ROUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT YOU AND YOUR SISTER TO GO TO MY CHAMBERS AND SMACK ME UPSIDE THE HEAD!!!!! I AM THE FIRST BORN!!!!!!!!!!"
---XMG, impersonating Apocalypse
*XMG screams at the hounds*
"I WANT YOU ALL TO POOP IN MY COFFEE POT AND PEE ALL OVER THE FLOORS!!!! IF YOU SEE A HORSEMAN BITE HIM!!!!!!!!!! FUFILL YOUR DESTINY!!!!!!!!!"
*lets hounds go*
---XMG, impersonating Apocalypse
*teleports to Famine's room.*
"FAMINE I AM INVISIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEREFORE I AM GOD!!!!!!!!!!! HIGHER THEN THE HIGH LORD!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL SMACK THE HIGH LORD IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(little does she know there are hounds outside the door
*she laughs and doubts that this invisible man is god. She goes outside to tell HL......*
---XMG, impersonating Apocalypse
Damn it. We were just trying to help you lure some of the resistance in and ended up getting our minds wiped. Man, High Lords going to be pissed about that.
---Conan
XMG: Yeah, High Lord used to beat you up and steal your lunch money. You hate his figgin guts.
CAC: He stole my lunch money! That bastard! Down with High Lord! Viva la resistance!
Okay, let the doctor through! Stand back people, I'm a semi-professional! Wynter, get me the adrenaline. Sabre, get me the valium, and Jaik, get me a margarita, I operate better when drunk.
---CAC
Why would you sniff my fur in the first place??!?!
---Beast McCoy
I'd give you a massage, but I don't know you too well and your boyfriend can manipulate reality.
---NW
Don't worry, Jaik. You have my oath that I'll never become respectful.
---NW
Templar: Sabre are you here?
Sabre: No, I've gone back to Saskatchewan. You're seeing my identical twin sister Erbas who is plotting to steal my identity and shut down the Resistance from the inside. Yes, I'm here.
Templar: i haven't used the potty for 700 years
NW: Now THAT'S constipation!
"Hmmmmm"
*picks up phone and dials some numbers*
"Yes, Dominos, I would like to order 50 extra large pizzas with everything on them.....440 Dark Hand Plaza......My name is...Jimbo......Thank you"
*hangs up phone*
---XMG
I did compliment the hat which he may or may not be wearing. That was nice of me.
---NW
i will await further commands, in the meantime i believe navin crow could use a sound beating.
---Splitsilver
I lied to him? What? Did I say he was a handsome, intelligent man with great taste in clothing and wonderful personal hygene habits?
---NW
MRaze: "hey man you should get that sabre chic over here (m--raze is very high otherwise he would never be so crass)....i really dig her....she's really groovy in a far-out happenin' sorta way."
XMG: "Man if she came over here she would probably go..."
XMG: *leaps up and kicks*
XMG: "CHOW"
XMG: *punch*
XMG: "POW!"
XMG: *jumping kick*
XMG: "BOOGA BOW!!! and then wed all be in a world of mess. She dont like smoke ya see."
CAC: BTW, Sabre, I like launch a complaint. XMG threw a fish at me.
CAC: *Sticks his tongue out at XMG*
CAC: You're in trouble now.
XMG: No, the fish leaped at him.
Sabre: He threw a fish at you, did he? Why not throw one back at him? Or maybe you'd rather throw NotWedge at him--?
NW: Hey! How did I get into this?
Well for starters, Jaik's powers went hay wire and turned CAC into a bus. Notwedge came out of the
closet. Wynerstorm starded a WHAM! cover band. Clio was sent into the future. And Sarah was eaten by one of her own plants. Quite sad actually.
---XMG
CAC: *Eats a sprinkled donut, turning him back into a ghost insted of a bus*
CAC: "Woo Hoo!"
XMG: "You know, you never really were a bus CAC."
CAC: "All that grief for nothing."
XMG: "But you should take pride in the fact that if you were a bus, you would be the best damn bus ever."
NW: Well, Jaik doesn't seem to be around but we can help ourselves. I'm going to keep an eye on you to make sure you don't blow up this donut shop too.
XMG: Hey man, that was....that was Sabre, man. She dont like donuts.
NW: Don't try to blame Sabre. It was either you or Dan Jurgens.
XMG: Uh...yeah, it was Dan Jurgens dressed as Sabre.
XMG: Sabre hates you? I didnt even know. Me and her aint exactly been seein eye to eye as of late. How do you know she hates you? Maybe its just her time of the month.
Jaik: CAC told me that she said i betrayed teh resistance...frankly i have my reasons for not signin back up. i am not a traitor, and i can't believe shed think taht of me.
XMG: Well then you should smack her and say "EY MY NAME IS JAIK FRIGGIN BLUZE I AINT NO TRAITOR!!!! NOW GO MAKE ME SOME DINNER!!!!" Then you go for a stroll in your Pimp Mobile.
Jaik: are you high right now XMG? thats an extremely bad idea...she'd gut me.
XMG: Well she wouldnt be able to gut you if you were strollin in your Pimpmobile, unless she has a better Pimpmobile, which I she doesnt.......OR DOES SHE!?!?!?!?!
XMG: *runs off to find out if Sabre has a Pimpmobile*
XMG: *runs back in and slaps Jaik on the back*
XMG: No Pimpmobile. Looks like your home free.
Jaik: "I like you kid....got a lot of spunk."
XMG: "So ive been told."
Sabre: "Yeah, Dean...I haven't wounded anybody today, and I'm feeling antsy."
Jaik: "i love that guy, thanks for playin along Sabre i'd never actually hurt him."
Sabre: "Playing...along...? I wasn't playing...."
Sabre: ::looks mildly embarrassed and perturbed::
Draga: "JAIK! Did Dean pay you back the money he owed you??"
Jaik: "no the bastard snuck out last night while i wasn't lookin...where is he?"
XMG: "Hate to break it to you Jaik but he died several years ago."
XMG: Oh do I amuse you? Do I look like a clown to you? DO I!!?!?!?
CAC: Kinda, but only because of the big shoes, red nose, and itsy-bitsy car.
*XMG's car drives up and lots of clowns come out and start dancing. XMG hurls fish at them*
XMG: Now isnt the time!!!
Gokitalo: Well, I feel out of place. So long.
Gokitalo: *puts hand on his chest and uses all of his energy. Drops to the floor, dead.*
CAC: *Kicks the body on the ground*
CAC: I think he's sleeping.
XMG: Lets do something to him.
CAC: Maybe you're that way, but I'm not. I'm outta here.
XMG: HEY!!!!!!!
Gokitalo: Actually, I was about to die, for I feel that I just...don't belonggg...
XMG: *raises eyebrow*
XMG: K
Gokitalo: *dies.*
XMG: Hmmmm....
XMG: *takes Gokitalo's refridgerator and leaves*
*XMG falls to the floor and doesnt get up. All of the sudden another Notwedge comes in*
NW: "The "W" isn't capitalized! He must be evil!"
*the other NotWedge runs off. Then Count Chocula enters*
Count Chocula: "BLAH!! I vant you to but my cereal! BLAH!!"
NW: "Do you know who I wish would come in here? Some guy who could tell us waht's going on and how to fix it..."
By the way Sabre, I may have inadvertantly st a chain events into motion which may bring about the end of all reality.
---NW
NW: Seeing your courage was a major reason I left Chaos. In fact I may have never left if it wasn't for you. So YOU may have inadvertantly set events into motion which may bring about the end of all reality.
XMG: *pushes Sabre in the shoulder*
XMG: Thanks a lot Sabre.
*CAC is drinking tea and wearing a silly hat when he realizes that he's still mad*
CAC: "HEY! I'll show you."
*Starts strangling XMG with the silly hat.*
Well, yeah. Then I ran over here. Then everybody starded hugging. Then you kissed me. Then I got an erection. And the rest is history.
---XMG
"Wynty you MORON! We're here to get XMG out, not sink him to the bottom of the ocean with it. You are such a FOOL! What made you think you could lead us? You couldn't lead a fly to a pile of s**t!"
---NW
Sabre: "I can wallop you on the ass with the broadside of my sword, if you like. God knows you need it."
XMG: ".......Okay"
Sabre: ::swings the flat side of the sword onto XMG's rear end, causing him to lose his balance and land on his face::
Sabre: "More?"
XMG: "Oh god yes"
Sabre: ::thwacks him again::
Sabre: "Learned your lesson yet? More?"
XMG: "MORE!!! MORE!!!"
Sabre: ::suddenly looks at him with suspicion and increasing horror on her face::
Sabre: "Oh s**t...you...you like this, don't you?"
Sabre: : backs away::
XMG: *gets up slowly and rubs head*
XMG: ".......Well.........its.....a family thing?"
XMG: *shrugs*
Sabre: "I suppose a real name is whatever you call yourself. 'Sabre' is not the name I was given at birth, but it might as well be my real name now."
XMG: "Yes I suppose that is correct Sabre. Or should I say......FRANCINE!!!!!"
NW: *Thinks to himself* Oh man! Now everyone's singing! I have to distract them somehow. I know!
NW: *Out loud* Hey guys! Watch this!
NW: *Claps his hands and the lights go out.*
NW: Isn't that cool?
NW: *Claps his hands and the lights turn back on.*
Sabre: ::kicks over a table when the lights go out::
Sabre: XMG did that.
*suddenly Devo attacks Notwedge's lamp*
XMG:.....He has something against the clapper. I dont know why.
NW: My Clapper!
NW: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
XMG: Hey dont look at me man it was the robot.
*sticks finger in the air*
"Solotion: Pay me to give Tokay a massive heart attack."
---XMG
Sabre: "He tried to hit on me too, y'know."
Jaik: "the robot hit on you?"
::jaik looks angry yet confused::
Sabre: "That was kinda my reaction too. Utterly disturbing. He tried to kiss me."
Jaik: "does he even have lips?"
Sabre: "Tokay put his life on the line to save me, and you guys wanted to kill him today."
XMG: "Yeah but whatcha gonna do?"
"ah gee i know but he also created me and like the bible always says love thy neighbor....or i forget i was enjoyin some frozen yogurt last time i read the bible and i love our lord and savior and all but he dont compare to the cold refreshing taste of frozen yogurt"
---Robert
Jaik: at that point the only thing she was interested in was killing me...it was after that battle that our strange relationship began. Trust me when i tell you, she was out for blood and lots of it.
Tokay: She wanted to kill you? Cant imagine why.
Clio: I never said we couldn't crash the party. I want to be the one to jump out of the cake.
NW: If Clio jumped out of the cake, i'd just want to eat the filling.
*Joey explodes from Clio's fireball. Only no blood comes out, only candy. Candy!*
(JOEY WAS A PINYATA!!!!)
Sabre: Well that was different.
NW: Hmmm, he wasn't a robot that time either...
Tokay: *Looks at Sabre with her feet on the table*
Tokay: "How come you can do that and I cant?"
Clio: "Hmmm...I wonder. Could it be that she's sleeping with the owner?"
Tokay: "So because she's shacked up with the owner she can break all rules of hygene?"
Sabre: "Muahahahahahahahahaha...."
Clio: "I'd take that as a definate yes..."
Gator: :: sneaks in and somehow manages to swipe sabre's panties from off of her chisseled body::
Gator: "ahhhhh...success!"
Gator: :: takes a big whiff of the undergarments and runs off with his newly acquired treasure::
Gator:::and just like that the gator flashes by again using his deceptive speed to pilfer sabre's unusually large brazier before anyone can react::
Gator: "HAH -HA....now i have almost everything i need to complete my plan!"
Sabre: ("Man!" said Sabre in a puzzled tone. "That gator just stole my barbecue...why?!" [a brazier is a grill])
"you will all feel my wrath...except sabre...she can feel sumthin else!"
---Shruggin' Gator
"Sabre, this team needs you, don't ever doubt that. Heck, if it was about who's the most powerful the first thing I would have done when I became leader was go out and recruit Shadow King."
---NotWedge
Good call kid, that lady is more trouble than a barrel full of High Lords...trust me.
---Jaik
"If what I'm detecting is correct, that frog may be one of the most dangerous beings in the Universe, Be careful."
---NotWedge
Sabre: Now...guys...unless you have any questions or problems that need to be dealt with, I'll be heading off to bed. I still got a headache from NotWedge's little power stunt.
Tokay: Yeah I have a problem, but the doctor gave me some cream to clear it up.
"I've been working on a new attack. Does anyone want to see it? If it doesn't work in battles, it'll be great at parties. Can I have a volunteer? Like Tokay for intance?"
---NotWedge
*Joey winks at Sabre*
Joey: Good night Sabre?
Sabre: ::thumbs up::
Sabre: A great night, uh, creepy Joey guy.
Joey: Good cause I got it on video tape if you wanna see it again.
Joey: *holds up tape, smiling warmly*
Aw dont sweat it Tokay. We all do things we regret like the time I was caught masturbating in the preschool bathroom.
---Joey
We can still keep him in custody, I just don't think cutting him open is a good idea. At any rate, this guy seems too dumb to be able to lead us to anything...other than a porn shop, maybe...
---Sabre
NW: Wait, I have an Idea: Joey, are you friends with any cave bears?
Joey: N--N-no."
NW: See? Robots and cave bears are natural enemies so he MUST be a robot! GET HIM!
NO! DONT BREAK MY ARM I USE THAT FOR MASTURBATING AND PINCHING OLD LADIES @$$ES!!!!
---Joey
::she presses the tip of her blade into Joey's chest::
Sabre: One good reason why I shouldn't kill you...c'mon...
NW: Now we'll see if he's a robot!
Joey: Be--because I stole some of your underwear and if you kill me you cant get them back.
Sabre: Not good enough.
Sabre: ::stabs Joey::
NW: That answer sucked! It's robot time!
*Joey makes a nasty gurgiling noise as blood flows out of his chest. His eyes widen.*
Joey: sa-sabre? why?
*Joey's head goes back and hits the ground hard. He coughs a little and blood comes out from his mouth. He closes his eyes. Joey is dead.*
NW: I was sure that guy was a robot...
*NW wakes up.*
Wow, so that whole Joey killing thing was just a dream. Oh well, I'll go back to bed.
*NW turns over to go back to sleep and sees that instead of being in bed with Clio, he's in bed with a cave bear.*
AAAAAAAAAAA!
*NW wakes up*
Oh so that was a dream too, oh well...
*NW turns over to go back to bed, but he sees that he's in bed with Bender from Futurama.*
AAAAAAAAAA!
*NW wakes up*
That was a dream too.
*Sees that he's in bed with a woman with wings.*
That's better
*NW goes back to sleep.*
---NotWedge
Cheer up Sabre, you got to stab someone tonight.
---NotWedge
Tokay, Sabre can use all the frieds she can get. Besides, we could end up in a situation some day when we really need a big lizard guy and we'll all be like "hey, have we got a big lizard guy" and then someone'll say "No, we don't right now, but we used to have that Tokay guy." and then someone'll say "well, that doesn't do us much good right now, does it?" And then we'll all get squashed by a giant hamster or something. How would THAT be easier for us, huh Tokay? Hmm, I need to get some sleep, I'm making less sense than usual.
---NW
Tokay: I could make a list of all the people I've pissed off.
NW: That'd take a really long time, Tokay. There's a lot of us.
Sabre: Shadow King, it's not personal... well, yes it is, but I don't want to fight. I just don't want you in my base.
NW: Yeah! All our base are belong to us!
Sure, I seem nice now but I did spread chaos throughout reality for uncountable millennia.
---NW
Puck: Hmm, I'm suspended in the air. Whatever can I do? Oh, I can do this?
*A big snack appears at XMG's feet and starts to coil itself around him*
*XMG looks down at his feet*
XMG: A SNACK!?!? NOOOOOO, HE KNEW MY ONE WEAKNESS!
George: What is this Resistance you speak of? Are you a god? Are you sure I am not dead?
::Confusion surounds George, he cannot comprehend anything, so he takes of what remains of his mail, and checks his wounds::
George: Hmmm These are not bad enough to kill me. Mayhaps I am touched in the head?
*In a most unusual display of compassion, SW decides not to pretend he's a god.*
Salome: Somehow I'm not worried about being outnumbered, XMG, especially by a pair of teenagers.
XMG: Oh you are, Sabre. You are.
Yeah tell me about it. Clio's always tellin me to go away, and NotWedge is always yelling at me to stop bothering Clio. Not to mention the uglyness. Boy I never seen such an ugly looking elf!
---XMG
Sabre: Oh. Hi, XMG. Feeling less excitable today?
XMG: *Does a backflip*
XMG: Eeeexcitible as ever. And how are you?
Sabre: I feel like I'm gonna hurl. Next question?
XMG: Who was the first WWF World Heavyweight Champion?
Sabre: I was.
XMG: *Hug*
XMG: Buddy Rogers!
XMG: *shakes hand*
XMG: Its an honor to meet you sir, although I must say that Im kinda creeped out considering youve been dead for 9 years.
Alright, alright, I got it. No more kicking Beast in the nuts!
---XMG
XMG: As soon as I learn how to make em say stuff!
Sabre: All right, it's not hard. You simply have to give 'em commands to say things.
XMG: Alright so you mean like...
XMG: *Grabs Sabre's mind and Sabre starts rapping "Jay's rap 2001"*
Sabre: Fuck fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck 1 1 1 2 3 4, noinch, noinch noinch, smokin weed smokin weed, doin coke, drinkin beers, drinkin beer beer beers, rollin fatties smokin blunts, who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin blunts and smokin em.
XMG: Hey lemmie get a nicklebag
Sabre: 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand, if the money doesnt show then you oh me oh me oh...OH E OH E OH!
XMG: I wanna know ya know ya!
Sabre: Oh e oh e oh!
XMG: My jungle love!
Sabre: Oh e oh e oh....
*XMG releases the hold*
XMG: Like that?
I'd suggest against doing that. Jaik doesn't like people drinking in his donut shop and while he has no powers, he does have a girlfriend with many sharp metal objects.
---NW
*XMG runs, and makes with the grab grab*
::Sabre is officially grabbed::
*In the real world, Sabre starts to wrangle about. As XMG claps the rhythm*
Sabre: Here comes Sa-bre. The be-serker. Na na, na na.
XMG: *He does this for about 5 more minutes before letting go.*
XMG: Ha ha!
Sabre: ::vomits on the floor, and wipes her mouth::
Sabre: What's wrangling, anyway?
XMG: *smiles at the puke*
XMG: Y'know somebodys gonna have to clean all this up, one of these days.
*points to the varied vomit, in diffrent parts of the floor, and clears his throat.*
XMG: Wrangiling ya see, is this.
XMG: *Gets up, and tilts his head back, back and starts to walk one step at a time. (Kinda like Bernie, from Weekend at Bernie's and Weekend at Bernie's 2)*
XMG: Here comes XMG, the be-serk-er, na na na na......
Sabre: You clean it up. Or we'll just leave it---this is just a tent. Anyway, wrangling is stupid. Don't make me do it again or I'll do something worse to ya.
XMG: OK.
*XMG enters Sabre's mind quickly and makes her wrangle again.*
Sabre: Here comes Sa-bre, the be-serk-er, na na na na
*She sits back down where she was sitting and XMG lets go.*
XMG: I wont do it again.
*Suddenly XMG leaps out of Clio's closet*
XMG: SNOOCH TO THE NOONTCH!!!!
Clio: Eek. Glad to see you've finally come out of the closet, XMG.
Justin, you don't have to like XMG. I'm pretty sure he doesn't like you either. He doesn't like most everybody, actually.
---Clio
You guys want a stainless steel enema?
---Sabre
*Justin bursts in*
Justin: AHLL KILL YOU APOCALYPSE!!!!
*He lunges at XMG, who tosses him against the wall with his tk, knocking him to the floor.*
XMG: Cute kid, ya got there.
Sabre: ::she spits on the floor to rid her mouth of the puke taste::
XMG: How attractive.
Sabre: You're just jealous.
XMG: Oh, I know. I wish I could puke like that.
Y'know its funny, my evil side left me long ago, yet I still manage to be a complete asshole.
---XMG
Ramus *Whispering to XMG*: You should tell him you'd like him a lot better if he'd stop being Sabre's boyfriend and start being her jacket.
XMG: *giggles*
XMG: Y'know Tokay, Id like you a lot better if youd stop being Sabre's boyfriend and start being her jacket.
Ramus *whispering to Tokay*: You should tell him it's OK he didn't pass the Blue Man Group audition because there's going to be a Broadway musical based on the Smurfs.
Ramus: Hmm, he's no fun. So, you wanna have 74 pizzas delivered to the Uberdweeb's HQ?
XMG: Yes. Yes I do. Then we should throw flaming poo covered rotten eggs.
Sabre: Man. Tokay must be really pissed at me.
XMG: Eh, hell come around...that or hell be captured by a giant 7 year old and put in a tank...either way....
Sabre: Well thank you all. I didn't know if you'd make fun of me or what. I must look like a sap.
Joey: No, not at all Sabre. We all have skeletons in the closet...like me being a pedophile.
Sabre: Are you going to be coming with us Perpetua?
Sister Perpetua: I think id prefer to man the fort from the Mind's Eye.
Clown: And id prefer to man the fort from the Mind's Pie!!!"
*Hits Sabre in the face w/ a pie.*
::Sabre kills the clown with her bare hands, and looks back at her notes.:
In this form, I can take a direct hit from a handheld missile launcher with no ill effects. I'm capable of flight and I've been measured as being able to lift nine and a half tons. I am also able to form weapons such as axes and spears out of the same material my armor is made of. Do you want to say anything else about my mother, Gary?
---SkyWedge
Jaik: cool..thanks XMG...i owe ya, can i getcha anything, anything at all?
*XMG puts his fingers on his chin*
XMG: Hmmmm
*5 minutes later there is multi-color flashing lights and groovy 60's music playing. The camera zoomes in and out on XMG's happy face as he throws money around, while women dressed as Genie's do the monkey on the bar.Did I mention that hes wearing a huge purple rhinestone top hat and sunglasses with glowing moneysigns for rims? Oh and there are fire breathing monkeys driving gokarts. Lots and lots of gokarts *
::Sabre's eyes open wide and she looks perturbed::
Sabre: Now that's just frightening, child, cut it out.
::Jaik snaps his fingers and it all disappears::
Jaik: i dont think so kid
XMG: *sulks*
XMG: can I at least keep the hat?
Sabre: Thanks, Jaik, I've had nightmares like that before...
Jaik: no problem hun....and yes kid you can keep the hat
XMG: Sweet!
XMG: *puts hat on and turns to Sabre*
XMG: How ya like me now, Sabre?
Sabre: ::sourly::
Sabre: You still suck.
Oh, and we were gettin along so well. Too bad you have to die now, Illy.
---NW
XMG: *throws mic to Sabre*
XMG: Take it sister!
NW: Thanks a lot Sabre! He's singing now!
Sabre: ::sings::
Sabre: I thought love was only true in fairy tales...meant for someone else but not for me...I'm in love, I'm a beeeelieeever, couldn't see her if I tried....
Sabre: ::waits for others to join in::
Sabre: Not big fans of the Monkees, are ya?
Sabre: ::scratches her head uncomfortably::
Sabre: Well...
XMG: *jumps onto Notwedge's baed, playing air gitaur*
XMG: THEN I SAW HER FACE, NOW IM A BELIVER, NOT A TRACE OF DOUBT IN MY MIND, SOMETHING SOMETHING, NOW IM A BELIEVER I COULDNT LEAVE HER IF I TRIED!!!!!
Sabre: ::screams and falls over::
Sabre: Oh my God! You sound exactly like Mike Nesmith!!!
*NotWedge is already here.*
NW: Looks like the place hasn't been trashed yet.
::COM-LINK TRANSMISSION::
:: a static-filled and patchy message crackles on captain hemoroids internal radio in his legs::
MRaze: >>>>>>>CAPTAI..zzzzzzzzzz....ROID...zzzzzz....THIS IS ...zzzzzzzz.....AZE. zzzzzz.....WHAT IS YOUR....zzzzzzzz....RENT SITUATIO....zzzzzz. SEEMS TO ....zzzzzzzz....FERENCE.
:: back at base m-raze wonders how the mission is going and why there is so much interference ::
MRaze: "hmmmmm, perhaps i should've accompanied the WAR RIDERS on this outing...."
*Hearing MRaze's message, Hemroid is left puzzled* "Sir what did you say about grilled cheese?"
Illushun: it seems that you people are pretty well intentioned though i don't take kindly to people saying i stink.....who are you and who do you work for?
Captain Hemroid: *Shrugs* "uh! sorry about the whole you stink thing, it turns out that was me" lifts up armpit and turns away in disgust "as for who we work for" grins evily "I geuss you can say we work for good"
Tokay: *Picks up a handful of needles*
Tokay: Hmmm
Tokay: *Starts throwing them into the wall*
*Clio walks in and notices the needles in the wall.*
Clio: Which one of you gentlemen are responsible for that?
Jaik: ::points at Tokay::
Jaik: was Lizzie here....that ain't my style
Tokay: Me? Never! It was the nun, crazy woman, dont trust her.
Jaik: i find it mildly unsettling that my girlfriend talks to a giant lizard more than me.
Tokay: Why, you got something against lizards?
Jaik: nope...i just got sumthin against the world in general
Tokay: Ya dont say!
Jaik: Sarcasm doesn't suit you
Tokay: Dont suit me? So what does, mindless destruction and insults I guess
Jaik: i was thinking luggage for a family of 3 actually
Sabre: You can drink all you want, lush. I'm just going to sit here and revel in the fact that I'm not stuck in the infirmary anymore and think about what to do with Illushun's corpse. Her guts are going to hang in my room, Jaik wanted the head, XMG wanted the eyes...anything you want?
Tokay: I'll have her crotch
Sabre: Uh, well...I'll get back to you on that one.
Sabre: You don't want to know what I'm capable of, Hemroid! Friggin' loony.
Hemroid: *Crawls towards Sabre*
Hemroid: looney? yah I got a dollar you can borrow
Hemroid: *throws gold Canadian coin at Sabre*
::coin bounces off her bubble::
Sabre: A Loonie? I hate those things, always weighing down my pockets! Twoonies are worse!
::kicks Hemroid in the face::
Sabre: Freak.
*Hemroid flies back leaveing a trail of blood and teeth behind him*
Hemroid: Bitch! kicking me is one thing but when you insult the Canadian dollar,you go to far
Sabre: ::knocks on the door::
Sabre: Okay, what's the emergency?
*Devo opens the door. Its dark and there are candles lit. "Sexual Healing" is playing from somewhere. There is a table set up with two glasses, one with champagne and one with motor oil.*
Sabre: Ah. Apparently I've interrupted something, I'll come back later.
*The door closes.*
Devo: No baby...you havent interupted anything. Here, take a seat. Lets talk for a while...would you like some wine?
::a look of sheer horror comes across her face::
Sabre: You...what are you doing? You hate me...I hate you...we get along fine that way...
::rubs her forehead::
Sabre: This is not happening.
Devo: Oh yes it is, baby...oh yes it is...
*Devo flys up to "kiss" Sabre.*
:: punches Devo and runs for the door::
Sabre: Freak! You haven't heard the last of this!
::shakes her fist at Devo as she runs out::
Sabre: Damn crazy robot...
*Devo curses as another oppertunity to kill Sabre fails.*
I think everyone KNOWS you "have spoken". And spoken. And spoken. And spoken. And spoken! Geez, you should listen to yourself once in awhile...
---Shadowcat
one big happy, moderately dysfunctional family that is in no way related but are fighting a war together against a guy who one of them used to work for and another is the son of.....wow, we're some messed up people.
---Jaik
Sabre: Bah, listen to me...I really do sound like his mother sometimes. I sicken myself.
NW: Yeah, but I don't think that many mothers would get into drinking contests with their sons.
Geez louise you would not believe the nerve of Jaik and Sabre I can't believe them. Jaiks just a arrogant son of a gun and Sabre just his whipping dog.
---Jimbo (I find this one funny for some reason)
Great, who gave him our number? You should pretend you don't speak English.
---NW
I'm fine with the torture, just don't play B-52's songs. I can only take some degree of punishment!
---Ronan
*looks out of the window and sees a crowd of people looking in at them*
Tokay: You'd think they'd never seen a lizard and his girlfriend go into a restaurant before.
Tokay: so.....what do I do?
Sabre: I don't know! Get a vasectomy so this never happens again!
XMG's the name. 2001 and I must say I dont know why your here either. I was one of the first members of the resistance. The 3rd to be exact...
*turns to camera and gives it a thumbs up and a smile, a twinkle appears in his tooth. He turns back to the guy.*
---XMG
As for The High Lord, I dont know if he eats people, I dont like to go into peoples personal lives. But hes one evil son of a b***h.....of course he did kind of create me. So he must be doing something right eh?
---XMG
Salome: Thank you. You know, you were a great help to me in those days, XMG. It brought us closer together.
*XMG looks shocked*
XMG: You mean after Jaik died!?!?!? God......im an evil evil little bastard.
I should explain Jaiks rules to Slaine.
Firstly, dont put your feet on the table!
*Puts his feet on the table*
Secondly dont drink booze in here
*Pours out a martini*
Lastly, dont hit on Sabre.
Seriously, dont hit on Sabre!
---Tokay
Well, I defeated Chaos and was nearly forced to replace him but my love for Clio was so strong that I was allowed to stay myself and a temporal duplicate of me took Chaos' place instead. I also got this cool neon green yo-yo at Wal-Mart. Check it out!
*NW walks the dog,*
---NW
Jaik: XMG...ain't the psycho in wynters body related to you?
XMG: Well yeah. Hes my evil side that I once defeated or some s**t like that.
Jaik: obviously defeat was too strong a word kid
XMG: Hey, it aint my fault that he escaped and forced me into a coma because I reliquished my hold on him, cause I was grieving for Wynterstorm. Or some s**t like that.
Jaik: i love your attention to details kid, i ever tell ya that?
XMG: I dunno, maybe. Although where the hell did he go under that car?
Beast: 21. I'm older than you are! I'm older than you are!
XMG: ...i have a bigger penis than you do....
Beast: If by Penis you mean finger, yes. But if you mean penis as in dick.....Well lets just say I'v got a tommy gun.
XMG: So? Are you gonna shoot me because I have a bigger penis?
Beast: Okay, off the subject of my mondo sized penis and how its so much larger than your's...........
How've ya' been?
XMG: ...fine. Me and my gigantuin penis have been doing just fine.
*Santa Claus comes by in his sliegh.*
Santa: HEY NOTWEDGE! How ya doin? Waiting for a date huh? I know how that is...
*Santa is hit by a comet and is never brought up again.*
NW: Poor Santa...
*XMG gets up and sits next to Tokay*
XMG: I dont feel like making any sense right now, so im just gonna do things that defy reason, ok?
*XMG puts tokay threw a table and turns into a duck.*
*Tokay sits up amongst the wrecked table.*
Tokay: What the hell was that f......
Tokay: *sees the broken bottle of martini*
Tokay: Nooooooooooooooooooooo
Tokay: *Thwacks xmg upside the head with his nuncka*
XMG: How dare you hit a duck!
*Henry Winkler comes in and slaps Tokay*
Tokay: *Sakes off the slap*
Tokay: The Fonze! Oo oo oo, coul d you do the thing with the jukbox?
*Christopher Walken comes in dancing and ignores everyone. He just dances*
I guess that was just one of those strange things that happens around here that no one really talks about later. Like that time wehn Don Knotts came into the donut shop and started breakdancing.
---NW
*XMG applauds and starts throwing roses. Devo wipes what appears to be a tear from his eye...upon further inspection it is a peice of popcorn....*
*NW sees XMG and Devo.*
NW: I thought that we wouldn't have an audience up here.
XMG: You dont...
*A wind starts up and XMG and Devo turn to dust, eerie laughter is heard.*
Sabre: ::she shows up ten minutes later and kicks in the door, looking awfully pissed::
Sabre: Hey, McCoy. Doesn't your mother get tired of getting all that blue fur in her mouth?
Sabre: ::kicks him::
Beast: HEY!!!! NEVER TALK ABOUT MY MOMMA LIKE THAT!!!!!!!
Beast: ;;red flares glow in is eyes,then Shoves Sabre, then kicks her bubble soccer-style, and she flies about 3 miles this time;;
Beast: I didnt start this!!! You did!
Sabre: ::re-appears about 15 minutes later::
Sabre: Big blue ass can't take a joke....
*Cap looks up at Punisher and really wants to thank him but for some reason he cant be bothered* "Damn you Frank you ruined everything,if it wasnt for you I'd be feasting on the blood of the Resistance,but you had to come and get in the way,and like always I had to save you" *sits up* "aaah where would you guys be with out me?"
---Captain Hemroid
Captain Hemroid: Franks right Im sick and tired of being there bitch
Grumbling Trout: LET'S MAKE THE RESISTANCE OUR BITCH!!! WHOO-HOO
Tokay: *catches XMG's half full bottle and drinks the rest of the beer*
Tokay: Cheers!
XMG: Yeah fuck you too, you shirvled old pair of boots....
NO! I TAKE IT BACK! IM TOO YOUNG AND ATTRACTIVE TO DIE!! TAKE TOKAY!!!! TAKE TOKAY!!!!!
---XMG
Yeah, so either we all die. Or nobody dies.....or just Tokay....I like that one....
---XMG
Sabre: Yes. Head back to the bunker.
Sabre: ::she trudges back, and catches occasional peeks at XMG and Tokay::
Tokay: *He walks back and occaisonaly peeks at Sabres arse*
*XMG and Justin walk back. XMG occaisonally scratches his nuts.*
::Ronan steps into ham a roid's room, and yells::
Ronan: "SORRY, but I was away thinking about the conditions of war riders (or passed out from beer, and didn't remember where was I), but now I'm back. What did I miss?"
Ham A Roid: *Looks up at Ronan* "For starters I'm a pig, a god damn pig"
Ronan: Well, you're good with eggs.
Ham A Roid: *The pig looks angry* "Be gods man,your father dies and for some strange reason he's reborn as a pig,and all you can think about is breakfast" :: kicks Ronan :: "Bad son,thats a very very bad son"
Ronan: So, are we moving to a muddy pit?
Ham A Roid: *The pig is pissed* "Muddy pit? Muddy pit? You dare quote ancient pig steriotype to me?"
Ham A Roid: ::pours sloppy Joe sauce on Ronans head :: "Thats it your grounded"
Ronan: You cheap bastard!!! You couldn't pay for sloppy joes too? Cheap!
Ham A Roid: "Cheeeeeeeeeeeap?" *the pig looks angry* "I'll show you cheap" ::pulls a picture out of his wallet and points to it:: "Your mothers cheap" :: Smiles :: "I only payed two cents for her the night you were conceived"
Ronan: That's not my mother. That picture came with the wallet. I guess I have a brother from this women. Yay.
Ham A Roid: *Looks surprised* "Thats not your mother?" :: looks more closely at the photograph :: "But she has the same mustache and everything"
Ronan: Nope. Mom never had a Nazi cross on her forehead.
*In a crazy timeline, where Freddie Mercury returned to earth and Queen ruled the world with ROCK. XMG sits at the Queen, palace. Hes been crashing there for the past couple of days. Hes in the throne room, with the guys of Queen, singing karaoke to Bohemian Rhapsody (the greatest song of all time, btw)*
XMG (with a little too much enthusiasim): SOMETIMES WISH IVE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL!! CA--
*The music cuts off*
XMG: Hey what happened?
Brian May: I think you need to leave kid.
XMG: But I thought we were rockin out!
Roger Taylor: Weve been singing the same damn song for 3 days!
XMG: Its a classic!
Roger Taylor: How the hell did you get here anyway??
XMG: Uhhh....Freddie....Freddie let me in....
*Freddie Mercury slaps XMG upside the head.*
Freddie Mercury: You just cant keep running from your problems, kid!
XMG: Ye--yes I can.
*Brian May slaps XMG upside the head.*
May: Your going to have to grow up sooner or later. You just cant keep turning your back on everybody who cares about you, when times get tough. You have to be a man.
XMG: ....
May: Are you listening boy?
XMG: ....yeah......
May: Well then what are you going to do?
XMG (grumbiling): be a man
May: What?!
XMG: Be a man
May: I cant here you!
XMG: Be a man!
May: LOUDER!!!!
*XMG stands up and rips off his shirt.*
XMG: IM GONNA BE A MAN GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
*All of the sudden XMG attacks the guys from Queen and beats them all unconscis.*
XMG: ......oh s**t not again....
*XMG stands for a second and then runs off. He runs back a couple of seconds later, takes Brian May's gituar, and runs off again. A couple of minutes later he walks into the mess hall with a gitaur strapped around his neck.*
Clio: Hello XMG. Nice to see you again. Where'd you get the guitar?
XMG: I beat up the guys from Queen for it.
Bummer. Wanna watch a movie? I was watching Dungeons and Dragons before XMG came out of the closet.
---Clio
I would sleep on broken glass if I was with you. Uhm, you aren't planning on sleeping on broken glass, are you?
---NW to Clio
You smack him first. He gets turned on when I hit him.
---Sabre to NW about XMG
*NW throws a chaos bomb at one of the hounds and it turns into an entire key lime pie*
It's always key lime! I wonder why it's never cocoanut cream...
---NW
I'll be there with bells on...my ass-kicking bells.
---XMG
As METAL PIG begins to leave the rec room in search of his boss,his beloved or just something to do, a familer female voice echoes in the back of his head.
Voice: Genosha !!!
METAL PIG: Wha?
Voice: Genosha !!!
*Mpig looks around confused*
METAL PIG: Say what?
Voice: Genosha !!!
METAL PIG: Can you repeat that?
Voice: I SAID GENOSHA YOU STUPID SON OF.....
METAL PIG: Ms. Ivory is that you?
Voice: You insult me
METAL PIG: I know I have in the past but you've been a real bitch
Voice: I meant you insulted me when you called me Ivory.
METAL PIG: Oh *pauses* who are you then?
Voice: You may never know, but trust me I'm here to help
METAL PIG: Mom is that you?
Voice: No I'm not your mother you stupid @#$%^&*&^#
METAL PIG: You don't have to be so harsh mom.
Voice: I repeat I'm not your mother.
METAL PIG: Uncle Leo?
Voice: I don't have time for your mother @#%$ stupidity you dumb @#%$ Genosha goto Genosha...
METAL PIG: I'm not a dumb @#%$.
Voice: I know *Sigh* I don't know what's come over me lately ....I don't feel like myself,if I was a character in a roleplaying game it would be like someone else was writeing me.
METAL PIG: Ewwwww...... Roleplaying games yuck
Voice: I know ,don't get me started.
METAL PIG: *Blushes* So what's your sign?
Voice: Um you do relise your flirting with a voice in your head?
METAL PIG: Well! If your not here for me to flirt with what are you here for?
Voice: Genosha !!!
METAL PIG: Do you like to slow dance?
Voice: Genosha !!!
METAL PIG: Cause if you do maybe we could go out and
*His train of thought is interupted by the angry voice*
Voice: Would you goto Genosha you dumb @#%$?
METAL PIG: Genosha? Oh you want me to goto Genosha?
Voice: *Sais sarcasticlly* Yes I wan't you to goto Genosha
METAL PIG: Well why didn't you just say so?
*After hours of trying to tell METAL PIG that Genosha's the place to be, the voice decides it's time to punish his stupidity, his head begins to pulse as he falls to the ground screaming*
METAL PIG: NOoOoOoOoOoOoooooooooo !!! not the song, not the song.
Voice: Genosha !!!
METAL PIG: Damn you Genosha and damn you Phil Collins !!!
*His metalic body begins to twitch violentlly*
METAL PIG: I should of known Phill Collins was responsable for this song, for my curse.
Voice: Not Genesis you idiot Genosha !!!
METAL PIG: Are those the guys who dress up in black and white makeup and like to rock and roll all night and party every day?
*The horrible evadeing music stops*
Voice: Genosha is not band you stupid @#%$
METAL PIG: Either is N*sync
Voice: Goto Genosha goto Genosha
METAL PIG: Hmmmm..... thats weird I suddenlly have the urge to goto Genosha.
Voice: My job is done I will be leaving soon
METAL PIG: Ok you do that
*Waves goodbye*
METAL PIG: So I guess this is the part where I leave for Genosha?
Voice: Yes this is the part where you leave for Genosha.
METAL PIG: Are you still here?
Voice: Yes but why are you?
METAL PIG: *Strokes his chin and gazes off into nothingness* I don't know
Voice: GOTO GENOSHA !!!
METAL PIG: Oh yeah,I can take a hint.
*Ten minutes later and METAL PIG finally leaves for Genosha*
Clio: "Shadowcat, Wynty , and CAC are lost? As in can't find or..."
*Clio looks horified as she realizes what NW meant*
Clio: "Oh god no...I left and they died. What happened?"
*Clio starts crying *
Sabre: :: bows her head in memory of fallen comrades, but can't resist a sigh when she thinks of the manner of CAC's death...::
::Sabre can't resist laughing::
Sabre: Oh, I'm an evil person...shame on me...
Sabre: ::laughs some more::
Sabre: Sorry. But, gum...
*Clio calms herself after a minute. She is still obviously upset, but is controlling herself.*
Clio: "I...I'm sorry I wasn't here. I realize I couldn't have done anything, but thats not the point. Why are you laughing, Sabre? I find nothing funny about this."
Sister Perpetua: "Sabre!"
NW: Well, the circumstances of CAC's death were, well, unusual. He died by choking on a piece of gum he had in his mouth when he fell asleep.
Sabre: ::looks at Clio and Perpetua helplessly::
Sabre: But CAC choked to death...on a piece of gum... gum, mind you...
Sabre: ::starts laughing again, and puts a hand over her mouth to quiet herself::
Clio: "Gum? How oddly appropriate." *Clio is able to crack a small smile*
Tokay: But dont you get bored just sitting here? When was the last time you was in a fight?
NW: I believe that the last time I fought was during XMG's rescue. The night when everything fell apart. The last time sabre did was when she kicked your ass last night.
Tokay: *Looks at Sabre and considers slapping her arse again to start a fight*
Tokay: *Decides against it*
how come everytime i go to bed there is stuff broken in my shop when i wake up and smeone hitting on my girlfriend in the security tapes?
---Jaik
*NW starts playing with his staff's controls.*
NW: Staff gets big. Staff gets small. Staff gets big. Staff gets small...
Tokay: Oh, yeah, we met yesterday didnt we. Nice to see ya again! So, whats going on?
Sabre: We had an orgy, Tokay, and you missed it.
Hey, NotWedge....do I hear the call of someone begging for an ass-whupping? I think I do!
---Sabre
Why would Wynty want us to be happy? He never was.
---NW
Maybe I should try this perminantly. Then I could go mad with power. Tokay! Bring me 7 tons of paper! Imagine, all that paper!
---NW
Sabre: Bite me.
Tokay: Dont encourage him luv!
XMG: gladly
Sabre: I thought that was pretty mild, considering. I was gonna tell him to eat me, but thought better of it.
XMG: Yeah, eating would have been easier, you would have been asking for it if you said eat me.
*XMG screams in pain, only bats come out of his mouth. Tons and tons and tons of bats. Like tens of thousands of them, im serious, thats a @#%$ load of bats. Wow. The bats flood everywhere, making it almost impossible to see.*
SkyWedge: Who would have known he could keep so many bats inside of him?
*Justin screams*
Justin: Ms. Sabre, Ms. Sabre, this donuts attacking me!
*The donut is biting Justin's eyelid*
Donut: How ya like it!?!?! You dont like it when YOUR the one being eaten do ya kid?!?!?!!?
Sabre: ::doesn't look up::
Sabre: That's nice, Justin...
Donut: GET EM BOYS!!!!
*The other donuts jump off of the plate and start hitting Justin, one has a tazer and keeps shocking him, they put one of those S & M red ball things in his mouth.*
::Sabre grumbles and stares intently at her papers::
Sabre: Justin, will you quit talking to yourself? I'm trying to work.
*A giant donut enters the room, throws Justin over his shoulder and leaves. The little donuts follow.*
Justin: *He gets up.*
Justin: What do we do now!?
*3 donuts wearing sombreos come out of the van and run towards Justin and Sabre.*
::Sabre throws a dagger and slices through one of the donuts::
*Justin creates a bright light surrounding the donuts. Screams are heard.*
Sabre: ::she does a flying kick at one of the donuts, and curses as her pants rip further::
Tokay: *Starts hitting the donuts with his only nunchuka*
Tokay: Oo! Look they bleed Jam!
*A huge donut stands there looking angry, a smaller one runs up to it.*
Small: We are getting our asses kicked, oh great one.
Big: Fine. YOU HAVE NOT HEARD THE LAST OF THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL DONUTS!!!!
*The donuts all disappear.*
Justin: Does that happen often?