Welcome one and all to this exciting new online publication. Sidewalk Cracks is the realization of a life long dream, sheeesshhh, my standards are high!!! Here I have created a forum for the deprived, a place for all the angst ridden, sarcastic, cynical and funny people to gather and share their thoughts. What I am looking for and am looking forward too is a collection of the most eccentric diverse and ....hmmmmmm.... sick, for want of a better word, thoughts ever collected on the web. It really dosn�t matter what it is, it could be a short story, a poem, a rant, a pun, a doodle, a masterpiece, it could be about your mother, your brother, your father, your sister, your pet, your teacher.... anything and everything goes, just make it humorous, and remember.... humor comes in many forms. This site does not condone hate or slander, but sarcasm and intelligent criticisms are welcome, indeed, are expected.
If you have words or images that you feel may have a home here, please send them to me. There are no restrictions on size, or subject matter. What I will do is link to your site, and specifically, the piece you wish to submit. Send me the URL, a little about what you are sending, and any thumb nailed images that you want used in the link. That�s all there is to it. If you haven�t a webpage ( and why you wouldn�t what with all the great free space providers, see the below banner for one of the best), or wish to add something right away, just go to the Rant section and please, rant all night long!!!! If you have a longer piece or a piece of art that you can�t link to, send it to me and I will include it in a special section.
I can�t begin to describe how excited I am by this project, I can�t wait to receive all your contributions, please link this page from your own, if you want a graphic to link from, contact me and I�ll send you the particulars. Tell your friends, tell your family, tell your enemies, hell, tell your dog and you cat.... this site promises to amuse, confuse and entertain like no other. The success of this site depends on you so come on, become part of something and join in.
Regards,
The Cracker