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     Hey Everyone!
        It’s not like anyone’s gonna read this anyway, but whatever! I’m through waiting for
the minds of you little peons to come up with questions! From now on, I’ll write articles
about whatever the f--- I want to. If you have something to ask me, go ahead. However,
until someone says something, it’s freelance writing for Harold! ALL HAROLD ALL
THE TIME! HA!
    This week: people. I hate people (and for those of you who think that “hate’s a strong
word,” that’s why I use it)! In my town, people are beyond stupid. Beverly (my town) is a
suburban area. It’s peaceful, fairly quiet, and everyone tends to mind their own business.
Now here’s the stupid part. Everyday in school, I see kids who act like they’re from the
getto! These kids couldn’t make it a week in the getto! Just cause you dress in popular
clothes and try to talk and act like rappers, it doesn’t mean that you amount to anything.
Most of the kids all you “tough guys” think that you’re imitating can’t afford your fancy
clothes! When’s the last time you saw a gangbanger wearin’ Tommy Hilfigure clothes? Oh
and the lingo! You don’t even have a place for that in the suburbs! It’s not like someone’s
gonna “pull out a gat and bust a cap, y’all”. Why do people find it necessary to act like
they come from a place, when the people who are there are struggling to get out? For all
those who act like that, I hope you realize that you’re not impressing the people around
you, you’re just being a jackass, biznitch.
   Oh yes, one of my other favorites! I’m in high school, in case you didn’t know (junior
year). Now, on the way home I walk by a middle school. What the f--- is  with those
kids!? They think they’re so big and cool. Kid’s say stuff about me as I go by. What gets
me is, these kids have to realize somewhere inside there ignorant little heads that if they
really f---ed with me, I could destroy them. These are kids fresh out of elementary school
and sit there for three years in middle school. I had a hard time in middle school, but I
know I wasn’t like that. I just hope these kids realize that they aren’t invincible before
someone breaks them in half! Oh yeah! My favorite part: Those really cool, tough kids
who call you names and make fun of you from the safety of the bus! Come out here and
say that you little sh--!
   Anyway, that pretty much concludes my opinion of the....well I’m not sure when my
next article will be, but whatever! And remember kids: don’t screw with someone bigger
than you, unless you know you can take ‘em!
                                                                          Harold
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