Spell check? Who's got time to run a speel check?

Although the original intention of the room was not to have any rules, it soon became apparent that was not going to work out too well. We realized we needed to be an 18 and over room only if for no other reason than the content and language of the room. We did this not for the little brats, but for us. The last thing we need is some pissed off parents going to c service about us. By the way, kids, if you are reading this, don't do drugs. Because if you do drugs, you'll go to prison. And drugs are really expensive in prison.

Well, there is another reason we are an 18 and over room. Let's face it. Kids are stupid!

Also, we're a Non-Comix room.

As of 12/99, most of the room runs mIRC with the Peace and Protection add-on. I highly recommend both whether you are a chartroom veteran or a newbie to IRC. Follow this link to download mIRC for your own use and this link to download the Peace and Protection add-on. And enjoy! And while we're handing out links, here's the one for Chat Net. Repeat after me everyone: "Pirch sucks."
 

||Flood|| -- Back in high school, ||Flood|| was voted most likely to shoot an elected official from a high office building with a sub par rifle. He thinks that Luke Spencer may be his real father and is obviously a sad, sad case in need serious medication. Or was he voted most likely to succumb to a demonic possession? We can't seem to find the records. 1) The Joseph C. Hinson Personal Home Page 2) Hinson's Railroad Photography 3) Michael Anthony Hinson's First Photographs

^foX -- He's a harmless lunatic for the most part. His interests seem to be surfing, REM, Patti Smith, discussing evolution in the many and varied Christian rooms on Chat Net and pissing off most of the cafenothingers. Oh, he's also in love with karah, though is in serious denial over it. A good way to deal with ^foX is to type in the following command: /ignore ^foX Travis' Page

Winsome -- Winsome is a Colorado area writer/editor who has been accosted by many newbies asking a variation of the win some /lose some question. Do be courteous to Win as she mourns the loss of John Elway and the Broncos poor showing thus far in the 1999 NFL season. (Who the fuck is Bubby Brister anyway?) 1) StohneKat Creations 2) Wyndfalle--City of Shadows 3) Suzanne M. Palanuk Editorial & Documentation Services

EvilEej -- Eej, more than most, knows the way to a man's heart is really through his sternum.  1) WriterzHorribilis Website 2) Big Mama B's Hostile Worrywart Page

Vanoonoo -- Van is the Brit chick with the posh accent who drinks LOTS of Guinness. She used to share a house with Zeb in real life, but now she spends most of her life laying on Eej's sofa recovering from her latest hangover. And remember: hell hath no fury like Vanoonoo scorned.

SeaWolf -- If you're single, and female, please feel free to /msg SeaWolf your age, location, financial status, shoe size and living arrangement(s) so that he may add you to his gigantic filing system of possibilities.

Palehorse -- Pale is the king of the topic change. Most topics are by him, so if you see your name in lights so to speak, it certainly was him and not anyone else. He also has a hell of a lot of mp3s too. Oh, and if you say anything about a horse being a horse of course of course, he may laugh good naturedly but will hate you for the rest of his natural born life. Palehorse's Palace

^hathor/Drumhelr -- ^ is an erstwhile unmounted police dispatcher who's decided to take up palmistry instead. She also works on the sly for Dionne Warwick's Psycho Hotline. Word has that she has bought stock in Greyhound. ^hathor, daughters and ponytail guy

Cheni` -- The only SANE Canuck we know of.  The reason for this is obviously that she lives on an isolated island and has not been infected by the mainland….yet. (Win wrote this blurb; ^Flood still isn't too sure about Cheni's alleged sanity.)

Camper – Does most of his camping online, but hey, it’s cold outside right now!  Outrageous flirt, but good at heart unless newbies attempt to lurk.  A bit of an exhibitionist at times, and ALWAYS eating something.  Alternate nicks for this one:  WildTurky, Shaggy, and Ut-oh.

Elomi -- The six foot TWO blonde bloke who proves out EVERY blonde joke you have ever heard. Writer's Horribilis Science Fiction Writers' Library

Scat -- Scat is the quintessential mother hen. Mother of the youngest Cafe visitor, she is also, alas, the sister of our SeaWolf.... which alone should qualify her for sainthood. Scat, here's your halo. Damon & Senja's Page (And Dash Too!!)

^Nawlins -- Don't tell anyone, but we believe Nawl is actually Willie Nelson. (See the cafe pics page for proof.) Things to consider: both play country music and you've never seen them at the same place and same time. Kinda like Michael and LaToya Jackson.

CloakVai -- CV is shy. Really.

Kelly^^  – depending on whether she’s pre-smoke or post, she’s one of  ^foX’s good buddies which should give you fair warning.

karah – sometime visitor who delights in baiting the ^foX person and telling tales of her exploits at Mardis Gras.  All policemen in cruisers should be aware that she is armed and dangerous in the kinkiest sense possible.

`Ash – Our resident channel heroine of the moment, she’s actually EvilEej’s long-lost twin.  Scarey thought, I know, but there really CAN be two.  She can zap a computer faster than a speeding bullet and NEVER forgets to feed the kids, hence she’s usually away cooking.

Ryan – Ryan is our youngest and allowed in only cause he’s cool.  Everybody likes Ryan and hopes he’s feeling LOTS better soon.

Nelle – She’s perhaps our only real jailbird, having entertained the Pendleton establishment by waking up after the fall roundup in a cell with her pants on wrong-side out and backward.  She do love her beer.

NDRancher – Moves those little doggies along with the best of ‘em.  Dedicated to the well-being of cows everywhere and the only man we know with a tv and vcr in his barn.

Dragons*.* -- This person shows up in many guises, so beware.  Romantic poet of the bunch, he’s a flirt, too, but generally harmless unless dressed in a g-string and bogeying to Flash Dance.

Gwennith – This poor lady has Dragons for a brother….nuff said….but she’s always good-humored about it and willing to laugh at everyone’s lame jokes.

Green --  There once was a girl named Green/who invented a sex machine/it was concave and convex/so as to accommodate each sex/and was remarkably easy to clean.

Theta -- For the love of God, do NOT give this man coffee. He already bounces off the cafe walls as is. Check him out on the web at The Story of My Life

Wynofar -- Wyn, who calls herself Winsome's twin, was one of the original four in the room. Presently, she is starting her own Montana Militia. She's real cool and will muss your hair, whatever that means, in a heartbeat. Should she change her nick to dangergrl, watch out for hell is at hand.

myrddin -- myr was one of the first people I met in the #Writers room. He's looking for mp3s by Tull and/or Y&T. So if you can help him out, he'd appreciate it greatly.

spf8 -- You know someone has become part of the room when their nick becomes a verb. And we mean that in a good way. spf is from Alabama. I really wanted to think of some sort of "Forest Gump" tie in here, but I can't do it. So there.

Red -- Red is a self described 27th Century Vamp... and a hungry one at that! Garbage is a favorite band of hers. Cybergoth Truth be known, nobody knows diddly about this one, so don’t ask.

Zebedee -- Zebedee is way too tall and far too bouncy for someone with way less hair than he used to have. He smells of fish but we love to watch him bounce annoying newbies out of the cafe at no notice whatsoever. He used to drink lots of tequila but now he just sniffs his own phlegm back through is nose to get drunk.

Blix -- Blix is an mountain man who manages to discover controversy and conspiracy under every tree trunk, yet maintains an upbeat attitude in spite of it all. We think that's because he's an alien/human hybrid, but don't really want to know for sure.

K9 -- For all you newbies, K9 is a bot. He once was a chatter like you and I. But he sat at his computer too long one night trying to think up witty one-liners and became part of his computer. We leave some food and water for him, and he seems to be happy. The flea dips are hell on him though.

Hey! Where the hell have the good chatters gone? Fun, friendly people like Goodfella, VoiceWind and reptile_x. Not to mention pNthrr. Hey, asshole, no one was fucking sending you a god damned virus, you little shit! Get a freaking grip! Jesus H. Christ! Give a guy a computer and suddenly he's so fucking important every freaking asshole on line is out to get his sorry ass!

But I digress.....

a somewhat incomplete list of channel ops for CafeNo:
Flood -- channel owner (500 level), head honcho, numero uno, God, king of all idiots
   (In other words, no one else wanted to be at this level.)

The following people have a 450 level or higher:
Winsome, Palehorse, EvilEej, Theta, Scat, SeaWolf, Vanoonoo, Camper, karah, ^hathor

If you have a problem with the channel you think needs addressing, you can talk to one of these people. If one of these people is the problem with the channel you need addressing, my best advice to you is to just stay the fuck away!
 

Gala Event at CafeNothing
#CafeNothing Addicts Anonymous: The Way We Look
#CafeNothing 2000: The Way We Look II
pics from our get together
the #CafeNothing Freak/Geek Purity Test
#RockyMtnWay Home Page
 

All the bad cats come to CafeNo!

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A lot of people have asked me, "What ever happened to Bob?" Well, the success
Bob had as a result of his being named "Official leather of CafeNo" went to his head.
As a result, he went to the butcher after a short stint modeling for those Chik-Fil-A signs.
All I can say about Bob is this -- he made a great filet mignon.

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"Life is NOT like a box of chocolates, you fucking moron!"

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And, finally, is this really Flood? He must need serious medication!

 

Gala Event at CafeNothing
#CafeNothing Addicts Anonymous: The Way We Look
#CafeNothing 2000: The Way We Look II
pics from our get together
the #CafeNothing Freak/Geek Purity Test
#RockyMtnWay Home Page