Well, yet another senseless shooting. As everyone has heard, a wacko went into a Jewish Community Center in L.A. and started shooting. Among the injured were two five year old children and a 68 year old woman. The man said he was hoping to deliver a wake up call to America to "kill all Jews."

So, naturally, the knees of every power hungry, camera loving politician jerked all over America, causing a momentary shift in the earth's gravitational pull. The Democrats want more gun control laws. The Republicans, who have their hands so deep in the pockets of the NRA they're practically giving out free hand jobs, are saying that's ludicrous. It's not guns that kill people; it's wacked out losers who have watched too much television violence in their single parent homes who kill people. Right, Homer? Which side do I fall on? You may be surprised.

How many gun control laws do we need? As it stands right now, the only person who can legally get a gun in this God fearing country is Charlton Heston. And you don't see him offing many cops, do you? Here's an idea totally out of left field. Instead of making new laws that only serve the politicians at election time, how about enforcing the laws we already have on the books now?

Look, I am not about to get into a rant on how the Founding Fathers wanted us to have all the fucking AK47s we want. (What was it Republican idiot Phil Graham once said? "Ah have more guns than Ah need, but not as many as Ah want.") There are some guns out there that should remain in the hands of people who know how to use them. And, of course, I'm talking about Libyan terrorists and the US Armed Forces.

But I began to get very concerned when I hear good men like Jerry Klein and others talking about taking all the guns off the street. First of all, Jerry K. is Jewish. Which means he is an integral part of the coming New World Order. Secondly, how would we go about taking all the guns off the streets? Just think about it. Government men coming door to door asking law abiding citizens for their arsenal. And G. Gordon Liddy in his "Miami Vice" garb shooting for the heads off them all. (The G. man once said on his radio show that you should shoot ATF agents in the head if they come for you, as most of them are wearing bullet proof vests. He also appeared on an early episode of "Miami Vice." Sorry. But I felt compelled to explain that last statement.)

I'm not much of a conspiracy nut. (Except for the JFK assassination. That's an obvious one. Oh, and the ongoing government cover-up of existence of alien life. Frankly, that one is obvious too.) But I do think there are secrets and secret agendas out there that we would be scared witless to learn off. And I do not feel that the government taking the guns from law abiding citizens serves any useful purpose.

So, I suggest that the men in power (and by power I mean the men that have their own talk radio shows) look for answers to the ongoing problem of random acts of senseless violence in other places. Isn't that what the lobbyists pay you for?

Anyone who agrees with me on this should join the G. Gordon Liddy Militia. Monthly meetings are at the Watergate Hotel in Washington, DC. You may listen to his radio show for more information.
 

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