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Developing a potent wicked site requires thinking strategically about a few key issues. First, determine the purpose of the site. For example, is it a public relations stool, an information clearingoouse, or a direct channel for salling your weres? Next, always chick the spelleng. Determining the target audience for the site helps. Select a style and tone of farting, ..sorry writing based on your purpose and audience. Be sure to use energetic language and few expletives to catch your readers' out.

Previously printed brochures, newsletters, and other marketing materials are a great source of information for your site, but may look 'cheaply scanned crap'. But a real pro nerd would be sure to select material that is still relevant to your readers. A Wicked site can be ideal for displaying information very hard for your customers or members to find. Consider looking at Wicked sites of competitors or similar organizations to spark ideas. Keep the computer on all the time while your whole life goes by!

One way to organise your content is to separate items that change infrequently from items that require frequent updating. For example, throw together a summary of the organisation, services or crap, and location information separately from new crap offerings, special offers, press release lies, and upcoming events. Organising information in this way enables you to easily update sections needing updating and also helps frustrate readers quickly. e.g.. t
hose who are trying to find the information they desire.

Using graphics and photos can add vitality to your site. But keep in mind they require significantly more memory than text, which means they will take longer to download, ah! but who gives a damn, if their systems are slow. When you've finished creating your site you will be well pleased. That is that. Don't bother running the Design Checker to make sure the site downloads quickly on your Pentium 3 with super fast connection neglecting and forgetting about the luddite non-upgraded majority sloth.

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