No.2
Now it's the turn of the other Fenton, Big Man Allan. Now, Allan, as everyone's favourite hermaphrodite, was destined to a life of confusion and frustration, but he brought a bird home in August and let us vet him at the BBQ. Not the full James Herriot kind of vetting, we didn't pull on rubber gloves and shove our hands up his...well, y'know...enough of that...
Ahh, the happy
couple. (Tim's the one on the left, by the way!). Now it's common
sense that anybody with their genitals attched to their back is
gonna have a spot of bother when it comes to, y'know, the "thing"
that some young couples do...
...so what do you do when your mate (and apparent secret love-child by Moffat?!?) is gonna have trouble making lurrrrve?
You bring in an expert, that's what...
Yes, in a very controversial move,
Michelle "I can hold bottles in my chest" Emmerson was
brought in to help the couple out.
Being our resident expert in the fine art of making lurrrrve, it was thought that she would be brimming with handy hints and snippets of advice for Allan & Tim, and she was sure to know a position that would allow for Al's dick being attached to his spine
But, our picture shows that
Michelle really didn't have a clue about spinally-attached dicks
at all.
Despite being on-hand to advise Allan and Tim how it should be done, they still seemed to be getting themselves into a bit of a tangle...
Tim was confused and Allan was backwards and the whole thing was a mess...
CONCLUSION: Allan should have surgery or try piggy-backs in future...