We here at Noah's Pitiful Website believe that young kiddies shouldn't be able to access some sections that may be deemed inappropriate by those opposing the First Amendment. Well, I ALSO oppose that Amendment (as well as nine others that are just like that one), so I decided to create an obstacle for curious youngsters looking for a few pictures here or there: A Quiz!

Note: Due to the programmer's lack of experience with HTML, please answer only ONE of the following two questions:

1. How old are you?

a. 18 or over.

b. 17 or younger.

c. My 18th birthday officially begins three minutes from now.

d. Goo-goo, gah-gah.

e. Girls are icky.

f. Boys are icky.

2. What is the capital of the entire continent of Antarctica?

a. I don't know, but I just drooled on myself.

b. Rekjavic.

c. Three dollars and fifteen cents.