Yes, that's right, you to can join my ranks of supporters, retainers, and general lackeys. Firstly, it's a big world, and will be divided into 7 continents that will be, surprise, exactly like the one's we have today.
This is a list of all the positions, Lordships and Council. If a Position says "vacant." that means it's (Surprise!), vacant. If it says "claimed", that means it is not vacant. Titles that say "contested" are currently being fought over be one or more people. They are not considered claimed yet, so feel free to jump into the fray for ownership rights of the title. The winner will be the person I like the most. Before you complain, remember that I can execute you.
If you really want a title that has been claimed you can still message me and lay claim to it, but beware, if you fail the person whose title you failed to usurp will be very angry and have much more power than you...
Send all bids for positions to the address at the page's bottom.
You will note that some positions have
links to them while others do not. This is due to dire problems in the
fabric of space-time. In other words, I'll get to all of them eventually.
You will also note that if a position
is not claimed it will be replaced or modified. This is why the Minister
of Power is gone, and the Master of Things that Do Not Exist is no longer
a giant wedgie target.
Update: It's been a while since
the last update, sorry, but I am now accepting bids for individual lordships.
Soon, if not currently, all lordships will be listed under their appropriate
overlord's domain.
The Overlordships:
| Title | Rank | Vacancy |
| Description | ||
| Overlord of North America: | Rank 2 | Claimed |
| Rule and Exploit the citizens of North America. Includes provinces of West America, East America, West Canada, East Canada, Mexicana, Caribbean, and Islandia. | ||
| Overlord of South America: | Rank 2 | Claimed |
| Includes provinces of Brazil, Argentina, Colombia, and Bolivia. | ||
| Overlord of Europe: | Rank 2 | Claimed |
| Includes provinces of France, Spain, Britain, Scandinavia, Germania, Crappia, Greece, Romania, Ukraine, Italy, Turkey, and West Russia. | ||
| Overlord of Africa: | Rank 2 | Claimed |
| Includes provinces of South Africa, West Africa, Madagascar, Zaire, Djibouti, and Egypt. | ||
| Overlord of Australia: | Rank 2 | Claimed |
| Includes provinces of West Australia, North Australia, South Australia, Queensland, and Victoria, as well as Oceania. (Based on current Australian Provinces, more or less.) | ||
| Overlord of Asia: | Rank 2 | Claimed |
| Provinces of Siberia, East Russia, North China, South China, India, Persia, Arabia, Indonesia, Japan, and Kazakhstan | ||
| Overlord of Antarctica: | Rank 3 | Claimed |
| Just one big province. Lots of penguins though, although they're not known for paying taxes very well. | ||
Hey people, why only
lands? You can now rule over the oceans!
| Overlord of the Pacific: | Rank 3 | Claimed |
| Overlord of the Atlantic: | Rank 3 | Claimed |
| Overlord of the Indian: | Rank 3 | Claimed |
| Overlord of the Arctic: | Rank 3 | Claimed |
The Council of Weasels:
This council is composed of the
advisors to the Emperor, many of them also hold the rank of Overlord or
Lord.
Eventually I will have pages for each, but bear in mind
that I'm lazy.
| Lord Patriarch | Rank 2 | Vacant |
| Is in charge of coordinating and regulating religion inside the Empire. No religious favoritism will be allowed though, unless I happen to like that religion too. | ||
| Chancellor of Stupidity | Rank 3 | Claimed |
| It shall be this person's task to maintain an acceptable balance of stupidity in the world. They must be kept stupid enough to still worship me unconditionally, but smart enough to still breathe on their own. Essentially, act just like the Democratic party... | ||
| Minister of the Void | Rank 3 | Claimed |
| Someone has to deal with all that stuff beyond Earth. (Which is still considered to be the Empire's territory) In charge of all space exploration, research, and top secret government facilities with Alien- er... Bunnies inside. | ||
| Chancellor of Dysfunctional Technology | Rank 3 | Claimed |
| Technology changes. What's current today is tomorrow's paperweight. A brave soul is needed to take these piles of crap and forge them into a working asset to the Empire. Or at least get them out of the way. Or maybe just switch them for new stuff when that stuff's owner isn't looking, I don't really care. The CDT's website can be found here. | ||
| Chancellor of Making Wise and Profound Observations. | Rank 2 | Claimed |
| The CoMWaPO's task is to, well... make wise and profound observations. His insightful comments shall bring joy to our lives and lift our spirits. Or maybe they'll just piss people off. Either way is good. | ||
| Archchancellor of Insanity | Rank 1 | Claimed |
| Has the power to force any council member to wear their underwear on their head. In charge of creativity, ingenuity, and spiking the council member's punch. | ||
| Commander of the Imperial Forces | Rank 1 | Claimed |
| The controller and Chief Officer of all Imperial forces. Conquer, loot, pillage and plunder. Oh, yeah, defend the Empire too. | ||
| Supreme Court | Rank 1 | Claimed |
| No, not a member of the Supreme Court, this person would BE the Supreme Court. #1 on the list of people not to annoy. | ||
| Master of Things That Do Not Exist | Rank 2 | In Limbo |
| Philosophize on the nature of the universe, divine the hidden secrets of nature, live in a world of abstraction and serenity. And burn alive the people who don't agree. | ||
| Duck | Rank 4 | Claimed (Really!) |
| Master of Destruction | Rank 3 | Vacant |
| Every Empire has certain annoying little problems that can only be solved with the application of high volumes of explosives. Be it someone who doubts the authority of the Emperor, or an inconvenient country that still persists in existence, someone who is better at blowing things up than moral justification is needed. | ||
| Minister of Hamstery | Rank 2 | Claimed |
| In charge of the Imperial Reserve Cage, it would be this persons job to maintain interest rates, control the economy, and sterilize all hamsters. | ||
| Chancellor of Enlightenment | Rank 2 | Claimed |
| You must enlighten the general populace about why they shall follow and worship me. Feel free to use blackmail, hypnosis, and/or hallucinogenic drugs. | ||
| Chancellor of Education | Rank 2 | Claimed |
| Control and warp the minds of... er.. I mean, teach the children the Ways of the Empire | ||
| Chancellor of Corruption | Rank 2 | Claimed |
| Bribes people, acts as Spymaster, and has a lot to do with various "substances". | ||
| Minister of BadThings | Rank 2 | Claimed |
| Runs the Prison System and gives out "Disciplinary Action" to all people. | ||
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