The Supreme Court
(Claimed)
Rank: 1
Someone must keep order in my society.
And until we actually find a person responsible to do that we'll use this
position. This is a Rank 1 position, and thus carries much power. The key
rule for such powerful positions is that if you must abuse your power that
do it amusingly.
The many people may point out that
"The Supreme Court" refers to a body of people and is not appropriate title
for a single person. Tell her that. We'll see what her response is. At
least it should be amusing. For more information see the Crime
and Punishment section.
The supreme court may:
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Force any punishment on a "peon"
(commoner).
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Bring a large wooden hammer to council
sessions and hit anyone with it if they annoy her.
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Call a pie hunt on the duck.
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Call a "idiocy" vote on someone when they
do something she thinks is stupid. If the vote is
successful that person must wear a dead cat on their head for the rest
of the day.
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Determine the official council dress code.
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Determine taxes.
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May pretend to "execute" people. It will
only be revealed to them that it is a joke when the guillotine drops and
they notice it is made of paper mache.
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Force anyone to eat a lizard.
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Handcuff people to chairs, tables, camels,
etc.
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Declare someone officially "Dead." If
someone is dead, all their records are changed to indicate this, they are
given a headstone. People may not talk to this person and treat him exactly
like they'd treat someone who was dead. On the plus side, it means no more
taxes.
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Declare someone officailly "Alive." This
person, living, corpse, rock, etc. Must now be treated as if it were a
fully functioning living thing.
The current Supreme Court is Jane
who you will also notice wrote the disclaimer to this site.
She can be reached at Her
Home Page Be afraid, she has a short temper. Be very afraid.
Not necessarily of her, just generally be afraid.
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