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| Rex Banner: "Are you the Beer
Baron?" Comic store guy: "Yes, but only by night, but by day I'm a mild mannered reporter form a major Metropolitan newspaper." Rex Banner: "Don't crackwise with me Tubby!!" Comic store guy: "Tubby!?!? Oh yes, Tubby" |
baron.wav (118 Kb) |
| Bart: "I want to buy a copy of
Bonestorm, here's 99 cents!" Comic store guy: "Ahh, allow me summarize the proposed transaction, you want to purchase "Bonestorm" for 99 cents. Net profit to me negative 59 dollars. (opens cash register) OOhh, ooh please take my 59 dollars, I don't want it, it's yours!! Ehh, ehh , ehh seems we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point!!" |
bones.zip (155 Kb) |
| Comic store guy: "Are you the creator of Hi
& Lois? Because you are making me LAUGH! That drawing is worth exactly 750 $
American." Bart: "It's valuable huh?" Comic store guy: "Oooh, your powers of deduction are exeptional, I simply can't allow you to waste them here when there is so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment! Go go! For the good of the city!" |
go.zip (128 Kb) |
| Comic store guy: "Now, I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults, rather than absorb them" | goback.wav (50 Kb) |
| Comic store guy: "No, now go away, we are racing for the title of the "Champion of the Universe"." | racing.wav (37 Kb) |
| Comic store guy: "Oh, pardon me, Santos, if that is your real name, Bart Simpson, but your phoney credit card is no good here! Now make like my pants and split! | split.wav (110 Kb) |
| Comic store guy: "OK, here we are, alt.nerd.obsessive" | usenet.wav (46 Kb) |