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| Marge: "Homer.. Have you been
drinking?" Homer: "No, well ten beers." |
10beers.wav (11Kb) | |
| Homer:" And you didn't think I
would make any money! I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus!!" Marge: "Well, while you were "EARNING" that dollar, you lost 40 $ by not going to work! The plant called and said that if you don't come in Friday don't bother coming in on Monday." Homer:" "Woohoo!!! 4 day weekend!!" |
4day.wav (40 Kb) | |
| Homer: "In america, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women" | america.wav (78 Kb) | |
| Homer talking to his family "So Lenny says, As if! Don't even go there sister!" | asif.wav (69 Kb) | |
| Homer: "Aye Aye! Admiral Butthead" | ayebutt.wav (8 Kb) | |
| Homer singing "My baloney has a first name it's H-O-M-E-R, my baloney has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R" | baloney.wav (69 Kb) | |
| Homer yelling "I'll bash you good!" | bash.wav (6 Kb) | |
| Homer yelling " I want everyone
to know, this is Ned Flanders my friend!" Lenny & Carl "What did he say?" "I don't know, something about being gay." |
beingay.wav (90 Kb) | |
| Homer: "You bet your sweet...... ASS!" | betass.wav (36 Kb) | |
| Homer talking to Lisa "Lisa if the bible hasn't taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it says that girls should stick to girls sports such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such | bible.zip (175 Kb) | |
| Homer whining "Oh, it's that record club, the first nine were only a penny, then they jacked up the price!!" | bill.wav (84 Kb) | |
| Homer saying " I hope I haven't
upset you BONGO HEAD!" Mr. Burns " I should be resisting this, but I'm paralyzed with rage..... and island rhythms" |
bongohed.wav (136 Kb) | |
| Homer: "AHHH!!! Boogie man!" | boogey.wav (17 Kb) | |
| Homer: "(Flush) (Flush) Marge somebody broke the toilet!!" | broketoil.wav (23 Kb) | |
| Homer says "I am the champion, I am the champion, no time for losers because I am the champion" | champion.wav (110 Kb) | |
| Drunk Homer saying "Look at me
I'm a puffy pink cloud" (really funny & weird sound) |
cloud.wav (66 Kb) | |
| Homer:"Marge, you being a cop makes you the man, which makes me a woman, and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which we discussed strictly as a comfort thing" | comfort.wav (121 Kb) | |
| Homer: "No T.V and no beer make
Homer go somthing something..." Marge: "Go crazy?" Homer:" Don't mind if I do! (Weird sounds)" |
crazy.wav (146 Kb) | |
| Homer: "Kiss my curvy butt goodbye!" | curvybutt.wav (42 Kb) |
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| Homer panicking "Oh my God, Oh my God, I danced with a gay, Marge, Lisa promise me that you won't tell anyone, PROMISE ME!" | dancewithgay.wav (80 Kb) |
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| Homer: "Dear baby, Welcome to Dumpsville , Population , You" | ||
| Homer: "Doheth!" | ||
| Homer: "Oh my God, space aliens, don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! EAT THEM!" | donteat.wav (56 Kb) |
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| Homer: "Duff gardens Hurrah!" (head hits the horn) | duffgardens.wav (53 Kb) | |
| Homer singing: "I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer, etc." | evlhomer.wav (94 Kb) | |
| Homer: "MMMM, fattening" | fat.wav (43 Kb) | |
| Lisa: "Dad, what are you doing
down there?" Homer: "Washing my fat guy hat honey." (funny sound) |
fathat.wav (34 Kb) |
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| Homer: "They don't call me Springfield fats, just because I'm morbidly obese!!" (Funny Sound) | fats.wav (43 Kb) |
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| Homer: "Ow! Oh, Fudge, that's broken, (steps on a nail) Fiddle dee dee that'll require a tetanus shot, I'm not going to swear but I am going to kick this doghouse down!" (Funny) | fiddlede.zip (115 Kb) | |
| Homer: "Hi, a let me have one of those porno magazines, a large box of condoms, a bottle of old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks and one of those disposable enemas, ahh, make it two!" | fireworks.zip (119 Kb) | |
| Homer: "Woo hoo, look at that blubber fly!" | fly.wav (41 Kb) | |
| Homer: " HUH! Free mouthwash, free shampoo, free showercurtain (you hear Homer ripping it down)!!!!" (funny sound) | freestuff.wav (47 Kb) | |
| Homer: I used to rock 'n roll all night and party everyday, then it was every other day, now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky." | funky.wav (72 Kb) | |
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| Homer trying to read Uruguay: "You are gay (heheheh)" | gay.wav (34 Kb) | |
| Homer: "The girls of the Internet, OOOH I'd go online with them any day!" | goi.wav (93 Kb) | |
| Homer giving Lisa advice: "Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that? When daddy hit the referee?" (Funny sound) | hmr_bott.wav (119 Kb) | |
| Homer: "Hear ye, hear ye, the Homer brodcasting system is on the air! All hollering all the time!" | hmr_broad.wav (64 Kb) |
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| Homer: "Wait a minute statue of liberty.. That was our planet! You maniacs, you blew it up!!! Damn U! Damn U all to hell!" | hmr_damnu.wav (75 Kb) | |
| Homer singing: "There was a little Spanish Flea, a record star he thought he'd be, he heard of singers like beetles and saw chipmunks T.V! Why not a little Spanish Flea?" (Funny sound) | hmr_flea.wav (136 Kb) | |
| Homer lying to an officer: "It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography." | hmrporn.wav (19 Kb) | |
| Homer: "Well, it gives me time to
think." Marge: "Well, what do you think about?" Homer: "Little girls... I mean.. Boys.. No, I mean.. You!" |
hmrthink.wav (52 Kb) | |
| Homer: "Marge I swear I didn't touch her, you know how bashful I am, I can't even say the word titmouse without giggling like a school girl. Hee hee hee" (funny sound) | hmrtitms.wav (72 Kb) | |
| Marge (arresting Homer): "You
have the right to remain silent" Homer: "I choose to waive that right, (starts yelling)" |
hmrwaive.wav (69 Kb) | |
| Homer laughing like a hick: "Hee hee hee, wee, wa ha ho, hyuk hyuk hyuk..... Lisa never ever stop in the middle of a hoe down!!" | hoe-down.wav (61 Kb) | |
| Homer: "Hear ye, hear ye, ye olde town cryer is proclaimed crappy by all! Chooseth Homer Simpson and he shall rock thy world!!" | homercry.wav (84 Kb) |
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| Drunk Homer: "Maybe it's the beer talking Marge, but you have a butt that won't quit, they got these big chewy pretzels egzdflgsfdlgkljh (mumbling) 5$?!?!? Get outta here!" | homrdrun.wav (124 Kb) | |
| Homer: "You don't know what it's like, I'm the one out there everyday putting his ass on the line, and 'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order!You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand in a pile of goo that was your best friends' face. Ya'll don't know what to do! Forget it Marge it's Chinatown! (Funyn sound) | homtruth.zip (143 Kb) | |
| Homer: "I saw weird stuff in that place last night! Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff!! And I want in!" | hs_wntin.wav (80 Kb) | |
| Bell hop guy "Bathroom's there
and there is your King-size bed, where (hooting and whistling sounds & weird
sound)." Homer: "Stop that!I love my wife and family, all I'm going to use this bed for is eating, sleeping and maybe building a little fort! That's it!" |
hubba.zip (211 Kb) | |
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| Homer:" I am invincible! (gets hit with a barrel) OWWW" | invincable.wav (51 Kb) | |
| Homer: "AHHH, What a jip!!" | jip.wav (12 Kb) | |
| Homer: "GIVE ME 700 KRUSTY
BURGERS!!!!!!!!" Guy: "You want fries with that?" |
krusburg.wav (11 Kb) | |
| Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr.
Burns, I believe you have a letter for me." Mail guy: "OK Mr. Burns what is your first name?" Homer: "I don't know" |
ltr4me.wav (111 Kb) | |
| Homer: "Sweet merciful crap!!!" | mcrap.wav (15 Kb) | |
| Homer: "I know that you can read my thoughts boy. Meow meow meow etc." | meow.wav (89 Kb) | |
| Japanese tourists: "Hey, hey, Mr.
Sparkle, Mr. Sparkle!" Homer: "Konichiwa" |
mrspak.wav (56 Kb) | |
| Homer: "MMMMM, slanty" | mslanty.wav (8 Kb) | |
| Homer: "Nacho, nacho man, I want to be a nachoman!" | nachoman.wav (64 Kb) |
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| Homer: "Kids you tried your best and you failed miserably, so the lesson is, never try" | nvrtry.wav | (79 Kb) |
| Homer: "All my life, I've been an obese man trapped in a fat man's body!" | obese.wav (29 Kb) | |
| Homer: "What do you like Lisa?
Viamalin, Tubamabob, Oboemobo" Lisa :"That one!" Homer: "Oooh, saxomophone." |
oboe.wav (96 Kb) | |
| Homer: "I know a genuine Panophonics when I see it and look, there's Magnetbox and Sorny | panapho.wav (45 Kb) | |
| Homer: "Apu, I see that you're
not in church!" Apu: "Oh, but I am, I have a shrine for Ganesha, the God of worldly wisdom, located in the employee lounge." Homer: "Hey Ganesha , want a peanut?" Apu: "Please do not offer my God a peanut." Homer: "No offense Apu, but when they were handing out religions, you must of been out taking a whizz." |
peanutgod.wav (48 Kb) | |
| Homer: "Huh! That dog has a puffy tail! Here puff, here puff! e hee hee hee" (Funny sound) | puffy.wav (96 Kb) | |
| Homer: "I'll figure it out, I'm going to use all the power of my brain" | pwrbrn.wav (52 Kb) | |
| Homer: "The sum of squareroot of
any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the squareroot of the remaining
side!" Some guy: "That's a right triangle you idiot!!" |
pythag.wav (81 Kb) | |
| Homer: "Shut up brain or i'll stab you with a Q-tip!" | shutupbr.wav (16 Kb) | |
| Homer: "Come on Marge! It's fun to smash things! (Whack) heheheheh I smashed it good.....Hee heh heh heh.....You got real puuuurty hair!" | smash.wav (68 Kb) | |
| Homer: "I am am so smart, I am so smart s-m-r-t, I mean.. s-m-a-r-t!" | smrt.wav (66 Kb) |
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| Marge: "Well, everybody's got a
fear of something" Homer: "Not everybody!" Marge: "Sockpuppets!" Homer: "Where where ahhh ahhh!!!!!!" |
sockpuppet.wav (80 Kb) | |
| Homer: "MMMM, I can feel three kinds of softness" | softness.wav (48 Kb) | |
| Homer: "Oh my God, he's stealing
all the burger!! Why you little (punches the hamburgeler guy)! Guy: "Homer, It's all just an act!" Kid "Stop, stop, he's already dead!" |
stop.zip (149 Kb) | |
| Homer: "You suck didely uck Flanders!!!" | suckdid.wav (22 Kb) | |
| Bart: "These uniforms
suck!!!" Marge: "Bart! Where do you pick up words like that?!" Homer:" Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night, they just plain sucked! I've seen team suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!" Marge: "Homer, watch your mouth!" Homer: "Oh, I got to go, my damn wiener kids are listening" |
suckiest.wav (92 Kb) | |
| (Funny listen to it for yourself) | sugar.zip (132 Kb) | |
| Hoerm: "Lisa! In this housee we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!" | thermo.wav (8 Kb) | |
| FBI agent: "Now, when I say
"Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot you smile and nod.." Homer: "Gotcha." FBI agent "Hello, Mr Thompson" (stomping) Homer: "I think he's talking to you!" |
thompson.zip (103 Kb) | |
| Homer: "MMM ... Urinal fresh." | urinal.wav (8 Kb) | |
| Homer: "The whole world's gone gay!" | whole.wav (21 Kb) | |
| Homer: "She won't, when it comes to compliments women are ravenous blood sucking monsters, always wanting more, More, MORE!!" | women.wav (83 Kb) | |
| Homer: "Woo hoo!" | woohoo.wav (7 Kb) | |
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