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[--==[(NEW
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(New recorded sounds by Fatzutroy includes episodes: Defective Simpsons
Gene, Halloween Special '98, Angel Episode, Pooch, Lemon Tree, Hippy, Homer goes to New
York, Valentine's episode '99, Max Power, Garbage Man, Curfew/Secrets episode)
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All Sounds from the new section are all recorded by Fatzutroy.
Approximately 7-8 megs of new sounds have just been recorded! There is the 1999 Valentine's day episode, the episode when Homer changes his name to Max Power, the episode where the kids in Springfield have a curfew, and the Garbage man episode when Homer becomes comissioner of garbage disposal (Also the U2 episode).
10 Megs of new sounds added from 7 different
episodes! Including 1998
Simpsons Halloween special, when Lisa gets married,
when the Angel fossil
is found, when Homer
tries out for the Poochy voice, the Lemon tree episode,
the Hippy episode
and when Homer goes
to New York to get his car. These sounds are ALL originals and were recorded ALL by
Fatzutroy!
(Click on the links above and it will take you to my "older sounds posted on
12/23/1998" page where there are approx 10 megs of sounds, in which the sounds are
recorded from the episodes listed above. :-)
Older sounds in the New section:
The defective Simpson
Gene
| Frink : "Brilliant! The tranduced amplitude modulation via the concaaaaaavity of the over-sized beverage conveayance!" | concaavity.wav (78 Kb) |
| BarT: "Constable
Wiggum likes to act tough.But he also likes to walk the beat in control top
pantyhose!" (Gasps) Wiggum: "Ahh... Heh.. Heh.. Heh. Well, it isn't a crime right?!" Officer: "Well I'm afraid it is Chief. (Handcuffs him)" |
ctph.zip (157 Kb) |
| Show on T.V: Guy: "You robbed me of my manhood!" Lady: "That's petty theft! (crowd noises)" Other guy: "Don't go there!" (Crowd laughing) "Don't go there, will be right back!" |
dgt.zip (99 Kb) |
| Bart: "Did you
know he likes to eat out the Flanders' garbage?!" Marge: "Homer..." HomeR: "I have a problem." |
eatgarbage.wav (80 Kb) |
| Chief Wiggum:
"You two scofflaws are violating curfew, i'm taking you downtown! Oh sorry to disturb
you Dr. Hibbart!" Nelson (after stealing Dr. Hibbart's ID): "Not at all officer. (Laughs really weird)" Funny Sound |
hibbart.zip (85 Kb) |
| Apu: "Who is
your favorite Indian Pop singer?" Homer: "Oohhhh. Don't make me choose!" |
ipop.wav (46 Kb) |
| The FULL "kids" song (you'll need winamp to listen to the file.. Download winamp by clicking here Ver. 2.09) | kids.mp3 (201 Kb) |
| Homer: "Hurry up
and lose so we can get outta here!!!!" Lisa: "Dad why do you hate the Isotopes so much?" Homer: "I loved them once and they broke my heart! Let that be a lesson to you sweety.Never love anything." Lisa: "Even you?" Homer: "Especially me." |
nla.zip (100 Kb) |
| Some (funny and
weird) Old Guy : "Hey fellas, you wanna stop with the kicking?!?!?!? My pills are in
the can!!!! Good gravy!!!! I don't kick your things! When you try to breathe on the
machine do I go up and kick it?!!?!?!?! Ohh now look at that it went down the sewer!!!!!
Now ya' happy?!?!?!!? I'm going to sue now! Now its time for that lawyers!!! (end credit music playing in background sorry! :-) |
oldsue.zip (165 Kb) |
| Chief Wiggum:
"Achtung Babies! Curfew is in effect! Return to your homes immediately!" Rod and Todd Flanders: "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!" |
returnh.wav (90 Kb) |
| Professor Frink: "I have captured the signal and now am presetly triiiiangulating the vectors and compressing the data down in order to express it as a function of my hand! They're over there!!!!!" | vector.zip (97 Kb) |
| Kent Brockman:
"Words of a fan who will alyas root root root for the home team! Even if they lose
this game!" Homer: "THEY LOST!?!?!?!!?!?! THOSE LOSERS" Kent: "No! The game's not over!!!!" Homer: "Wooooooo!!! Not over!!! Woooooooo!!!!!" Kent: "There you have it.. WOO!" |
woo.zip (113 Kb) |
| Homer: "There's
the laughter family, that's animated, and it works like animation because they don't have
to pay the actors squat!!" Imitation Ned Flanders: "Plus they can replace them and no one can tell the diddly iferance!" |
actors.wav (97 Kb) |
| Announcer: "Now
midseason kicks off with: Admiral Baby!" Sailor: "We're taking the 6th fleet all the way to Candy Island!?!?" Other Sailor: "Those were the Admiral's Orders!" Baby: (Gurgling noises) |
admirbaby.zip (104 Kb) |
| Officer: "Hey!
Hold still!" Ed: "Keep running Max!" Homer: "I can't lose them!!" Chief Wiggum: "Help him out Lou!" Lou (trying to chase Homer): "Uhh, you better call for backup Chief!" |
backup.wav (98 Kb) |
| Carl :"Hey Mr.
Simpson, Sir.Could I get your autograph?" Homer: "All right, what's the name?" Carl: "Homer, we've been working together for 10 years...... Its Carl (Homer writes)....You only wrote my name... I wanted your name!" Homer: "Take it or leave it... Carl!" |
carl.zip (96 Kb) |
| Comic Book store guy:
"Your catch phrase it hysterical, please say it clearly for the start of my answering
maching tape" Homer: "Oooh Oh Spaghetti O" Comic book store guy: "Worst rating ever!" |
cbsgam.wav (99 Kb) |
| Homer: "While I
was at the court house I had them change your name!" Marge: "To what?!?!?!?" HomeR: "Chesty Laroux" Marge: "Chesty Laroux!?!?!?!" Homer: "Just try it for two weeks and if you're not completely satisfied, you can be Busty St. Claire" Marge: "I don't want to be Chesty Laroux or Busty Saint Claire!" Homer: "Fine, Hootie McBoob it is" Marge: "Goodnight Homer!!!" Homer: "Sleep tight Hootie" Marge: "Let go of those!" |
chesty.zip (155 Kb) |
| Clinton (talking to
Marge): " I know you think you're not good enough for me but believe me, you are!
Hell, I've done it with pigs! Real, no foolin' pigs!" Marge: "Are you sure its a federal law that I have to dance with you?!?" Clinton: "You know, I'd change that law if I could, Marge, but I can't!" (Guy whispers something to the president) Clinton: "Awwww, shoot, Quebec's got the bomb! Well I got to go but, Look, if you're ever near the White House there's a tool shed out back, I'm usually in there most of the day" |
clinton.zip (230 Kb) |
| Homer: "Who's
this? THE Debbie Pinson?!?!? Home coming queen in High school!?!? Yes I'm still
available!" Marge: "Ne he's not!" Homer: "Marge! That was Debbie Pinson!!! DEB-BIE PIN-SON!!!!!" Marge: "No dating!!!" Homer: "AWWWWWWW!!!" |
debpinson.zip (111Kb) |
| Bank owner: 'You men
saved my bank! I will donate 40 dollars in your honour! What are your names?" Lance: "Lance Kaufman!" Homer Simpson (the Detective guy): "Simpson, Detective,Homer Simpson" |
fortydol.zip (72 Kb) |
| Dumb Homer Simpson
Detective: "Iwas supervising the guns for toys program!" Chief: "Its toys for guns!" Dumb Homer: "Now you tell me!" Chief: "SIIIMMPPPSON!!!!" |
guntoys.zip (77 Kb) |
| Chief guy: "I
don't get it Homer, you're a millionaire aand you got all the babes you want, what more
could you want? Why aren't you living it up in your palace in Europe?" Homer: "Lets just say I hate crime" |
hatecrime.zip (89 Kb) |
| Homer: "While
i'm gone keep an eye on that weird lookin' kid down there" Marge: "Bart!?" Homer: "Yeah... Bart" |
hmrbart.wav (85 Kb) |
| Homer: "The
whole town's laughing at me! Even that cat out there! Bart, kill that cat and that yellow
flower!" Bart: "OK!" Marge: "Homer your growing insanity is starting to worry me." |
insanity.zip (82 Kb) |
| Judge: "Hmmm..
Hercules Rockefeller, Rembrandt Q. Einstein, Handsome B. Wonderful!!!!?!?!? I'm going to
give you the only name that you spelt correctly! From this day forward your name shall
be..." Lisa: "Max Power!?!?!!" |
maxpower.zip (97 Kb) |
| Mr. Burns: "Max
Power! How is every little thing?!?!" Homer: "You remembered my name!!" Mr Burns: "Well who could forget the name of a magnetic individual like you. Keep up the good work Max!" Homer: "Mr. Power" Mr. Burns: "Why yes of course Mr. Power" |
mrpower.zip (87 Kb) |
| Robber #1: "Lets
get this bank back to the hideout and we'll break into it later!" (Sirens sound) Robber #2: "Its the cops!!!!" Robber #3: "Worse!!!! The Police Cops!!" (Police Cops shoot all the robbers) |
policecops.wav (88 Kb) |
| Ed: "I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. Its a go-cart powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction." | sefsats.wav (65 Kb) |
| Chief (on Police
Cops): "You destroyed that drug shipment! Dumb Detective Homer Simpson: "Yes indeedy!!" Chief: "That was my insulin!!!!" Dumb Homer: "Ohhhh O! Spaghetti O's!" |
spaghe.wav (93 Kb) |
| Homer (talking to
Elton John): "I would like to dub you a.. Knight! Of the Grand... Concourse! " Chief Wiggum: "Yeah its for your charity work and.. for uhhh..and for teaching us how to.. uuhhh.. how to love again!" Elton John: "Really! I did that!" Homer: "How the hell should I know, just get in the cage!" (Pushes him in) |
cage.zip (112 Kb) |
| Mandjula: "A
chocolate Husband! Ohh how darling!" Apu (inside chocolate): "Help, I can't breathe!" Mandjula: "Ahhh Apu! You are the sweetist filling of all" Apu: "Air! Air!!! I need Air! Ohh my ears are filled with nougat! And there is a nut in my eye!" |
choc.zip (174 Kb) |
| Homer: (telling Lisa
a story): "And then the handsome Prince realized that he had to go to the bathroom
really bad! But, the evil ogre Barney had left the bathroom in the most wicked condition!
And the Prince went back out into the enchanted alley!" Lisa: "That's not a fairy tale! Its just something that happenned to you at Moe's" Homer: "Shhh! Anyways, the Prince passed out for a hundred years till he was awaked by the kiss of a noble racoon!" (Funny sound!) |
fairytale.zip (174 Kb) |
| BEST SOUND HERE!!!! Captain McAllister: "Its kind of ya' to deliver
these copies of Jugs Magazine! They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality for
about.... Ten minutes!" (Laughing) |
gaycap.zip (99 Kb) |
| Homer: "Mr.
John, I'm your biggest fan! I've tape recorded all your songs of the radio!" Elton John: "Ohh.. How sweet! Have a grammy!" Homer: "Uhhhhh.. (throws it in the garbage) |
grammy.zip (74 Kb) |
| Homer: "We got to stop that traitor Apu....... Right after Happy hour!" | happyhour.wav (73 Kb) |
| Apu there is still
seven days till Valentine's! Ahhh seven chances to prove my love to sweet Mandjula!" Homer: "(drooling sounds) Sweet mentula" |
mentula.wav (96 Kb) |
| Homer (reading a card) : You're a-peeling lets never split! Hehe hehehehe hehe heh that's funny because they're monkeys!" | monkey.wav (108 Kb) |
| Sarah Wiggum (Chief's wife): "I love you... Poppin' Fresh! (Does the pillsbury dough boy laugh) | pif.wav (69 Kb) |
| Moe: "Ahh man!!! He's making us look like a bunch of cheapskates!! Whoa whoa whoa.. My rope came loose (ties up his rope belt again)". | rope.wav (60 Kb) |
| Marge: "All the
onther store are closed!" Apu: "(Gasp) At eleven thirty!!!! But this is the peak hour for stoned teenagers buying shiny things!" Jimbo (with foil paper): "Whooooooaaa! Its a living mirror!!!" |
stoned.zip (101 Kb) |
| Marge: "You have
spent less money on gifts for me than you have on temporary tattoos!!" Homer: "But Marge!!!! Its worth it! Look!!! The Taco Bell Dog!!! 'Yo Quiero T.. HEEEEEEYYYY!!! Where did it go!?!?!?!!?" |
tacobell.wav (111 Kb) |
| Homer: "You can
have this!" Marge: "This is about investment opportunities in Yemen." Homer: "Give me that!!!" |
yemen.wav (56 Kb) |
| Homer: "Anyways,
I think those garbagemen are starting to crack!" Bart: "I think you're starting to crack!" Homer: "Apologise for that remark!" Bart: "No way!" Homer: "That a boy!" |
apologise.wav (90Kb) |
| Bart: "Hey
everybody! Vote for my Dad! Homer Simpson... If you don't he'll beat us." Homer: "Why you little!!!" (tries to grab bart) |
beatus.wav (63 Kb) |
| Homer (on big
screen): "Hello Springfield!!! Its me Homer Simpson!" Crowd: "BOOOOOOO!!!!" Bono: "What the bloody hell?!?!?" Homer: "Quiet you!!" |
bhgy.wav (62 Kb) |
| Homer: "You'll
never silence me! I'm the last angry man Patterson! A crusader for the little guys!
(Shakes the bird cage)" Patterson: "Leave the bird alone!" Homer: "Never!!!!" (Shakes the bird cage some more) |
bird.wav (98 Kb) |
| Garbage man:
"Hey where's our paycheck you bum! My men won't work another minute until we get
paid!" Homer:(opens briefcase) "Will cash do?" Garbage man: "Will it!!" Mayor Quimby: "Uhh did I just hear a briefcase opening?" |
cash.zip (80 Kb) |
| Cletus sound.. (Can't really understand) | cletus.wav (49 Kb) |
| Moe: "Whoa you
didn't pay for the beer!" Homer (testing new slogan): "Can't someone else do it?!" (laughing together) (Homer tries to walk out of the bar)(Hear Moe cocking shotgun) Moe: "Seriously, give me the money." |
csedi.wav (114 Kb) |
| The FULL garbage man song.. In MP3 format.(To Play you will need Winamp. Download Winamp by clicking here Ver 2.09) | garbageman.mp3 (385 Kb) |
| Homer: "Who
wants to guess how I got the money?" Bart: "Dealing drugs?" Lisa: "Drugs?" Marge: "I'll have to say drugs too." |
howmnoey.wav (57 Kb) |
| Sir Luvsalot (bear):
"I'm Sir Luvsalot, the bear who loves to love!" Homer: "They didn't have Lord Hugginton?!?" Marge: "Its the same basic bear Homer." Homer: "I.. Guess..." |
luvsalot.wav (113 Kb) |
| Bart: "What the
hell is this!?!?!" Marge: "Its a kiss it make it boogie lantern! Kiss it and make it boogie!" Homer: "KISSS ITTTT!!!" Bart; "Maybe later (throws it away and dog licks it)" (Pumpkin starts to play music) Homer: "Oooohhh yeah!" |
lantern.zip (101 Kb) |
| Bono: "Why
should they vote for you?" Homer: "That's a good question Bono! Because I'd be the most whack, tripped out sanitation commisioner EVER! Can you dig it!!!?!?!?!?! (Silence)" (Homer starts dancing, and gets booed by crowd) Bono (sarcaticaly): "Wow! Look at him go! You're the real lord of the dance Homer." |
lordofdance.zip (152 Kb) |
| Marge: "Happy
Love Day everyone!" Lisa: "Come on Mom! The stores just invented this holiday because they wanted to make money!" Homer: "Lisa don't you ruin another love day!" |
loveday.wav (85 Kb) |
| (After Sir Hugsalot
was stamped on) Sir Hugsalot (bear): "I love U" |
luvu.wav (22 Kb) |
| Guard Guy:
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Can I help you?" Homer: "Potatoman!" Guy: "Where the hell have you been!?!?!!?" |
potatoman.wav (45 Kb) |
| Marge: "Homer!
You didn't beat City Hall! They picked up our trash because I wrote a letter of apoplogy
to them and signed your name!!! PERIOD!" Homer: "You signed my name!!!!! I feel so violated!!!" Marge: "You've signed my name lots of times!!" Homer: "But this isn't a loan application or a will! You signed away my dignity!" |
sign.zip (157 Kb) |
| Homer: "I want
to run for sanitation commisioner! And tell the Fat Cats upstairs things are going to
change in this town!" Guy: "Ok, but this is where you register as a Sex Offender." Moe: "Ahh Geez! There's always a line!" |
soffender.zip (110 Kb) |
| Homer: "You guys
are the lousiest garbage men ever! Yeah I'm talking to you! Ya' trash eating stink
bags!!!!" (Garbage truck stops and backs up) Homer: "Ohh oh!" Garbage man #1: "What did you call us!?!?!" Homer: "I duunno, lot of people yelling stuff!" Garbage Man #2: "Yeah you called us trash eating stink bags!" Garbage Man #1: "Didn't you learn anything from love day!?!!?" |
trasheat.zip (148 Kb) |
| Bono: "Hold on
People! The man's talking about waste management! That affects the whole damn
planet!" U2 guy: "Ohh here we go! What do you say we slip out to Moe's for a pint?" U2 guy #2: "Can I come?" U2 guy: "No" U2 guy #2: "Wankers!" |
u2guys.zip (102 KB) |
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