Defective Simpson Gene Page

Main Page -=- Fatzutroy's Picture Page-=- Awards -=- Links -=- About Fatzutroy!-=- Homer -=- Bart -=- Moe & Barney -=- Smithers & Burns -=- The Wiggums -=- Apu -=- Others -=- E-mail Fatzutroy

[--==[(NEW Sounds)]==-]
(New recorded sounds by Fatzutroy includes episodes: Defective Simpsons Gene, Halloween Special '98, Angel Episode, Pooch, Lemon Tree, Hippy, Homer goes to New York, Valentine's episode '99, Max Power, Garbage Man, Curfew/Secrets episode)

Please recommend this page to a friend -==- Send a FREE Grettings Card -==- Sign Guestbook (Please! :-) -=- View GuestBook

Please read disclaimer before downloading ANYTHING.

The Defective Simpson Gene
Homer and Bart: " Euuuuugh!! (Bang!) Heh heh heh heh.. That makes it 22 to 16! " (Homer and Bart smashing their heads together with pots)	2216.wav (71Kb)
Homer: "Shows over folks! Go HOME!" Cousin: "What about our 5 bucks?" Homer: "You get it after you leave, now get out of here!"	5bucks.wav (63 Kb)
Ralph: "Look at my agiiculture project its a piece of a cow!"	agiculture.wav (71 Kb)
Lisa: "So all the Simpson women turn out OK! Dr. Simpson: "That's right sweetie the defective Simpsons gene is on the Y chromasome so only men are affected." Simpson guys: "Euuuuughhhhh! (Bash!) Heh heh heh heh!"	bashhead.wav (154 Kb)
Nelson: "Yeah! Champion of the world! Answer this professor! (stabbing sounds)"	champofworld.wav (74 Kb)
Lisa: "Wow! Dad was good speller!?" Abe: "Ohh! Your Dad used to be as smart as a monkey! Then his mind started getting lazy.. Now he's dumb as a chimp!"	chimp.wav (?? Kb)
Fat Lisa in the future: "Quit it! Quit it! Quit, you kids knock it off!! Mama's watchin' her stories! Ralph: "Hi honey! Its me, your husband Ralph!" Lisa: "Hi Angel Pie! Can you drive me down to the libary I want to rent us up some moovies? (Euuughhh struggling noises) Wesley, get mama's pryin' board! Easy does it now, easy.. A little more... Easy... (Boom.. Lisa falls off bed)." Ralph: "I'll get yor coat!"	fatlisa.wav (86 Kb)
Dr. Nick: "Hi! Frozen body!"	frozenbody.wav (32 Kb)
#1 Sound here!! But its real long.... But not too big! Marge: "Lisa wake up!! Because your father has a big surprise for you!" Lisa: "I'm adopted?!?" Marge: "Better.. Come look!" Homer: "Lisa its me Daddy. Your father! I rounded up all the Simpsons from the tri-city area so I can prove to you that there is nothing wrong with the Simpson gene! This is your great uncle Chet! Go ahead Chet tell her what you do!" Chet: "I run an unsuccessful shrimp company." Homer: "Oh... But you run it right?!" Chet: "Ooohhh yeah!" Homer: "Ok... This is your second cousin Stanley!" Stanley: "Ummm...I shoot birds at the airport.." Homer: "Everybody hates birds!.. Eugghhh.. You look pretty sucessful!" Guy: "Thanks! I play a millionaire at parties!!! At least.. I'd like to.. " Bart: "You probably should have researched this eh, Dad?" Homer: "What about you?!?!!?!?!" Guy #2: "I step in front of cars and sue the drivers" Guy #3: "I beg celebrities for money!" Guy# 4: "Uhh I'm a prison snitch!" Guy #5: "Junk mail manager!" Guy #6: "My legs hurt!" Homer: "Lisa's right were nothing but a bunch of losers!"	legshurt.zip (269 Kb)
Lisa: "Hey! Some of us are still trying to figure it out!" Mihouse: "Uh uhhh! Its just you!" Lisa: "Maybe its because of your cooties!!" Milhouse: "Its called lice... And its nothing to be ashamed of!"	lice.wav (131 Kb)
Marge: "You're just having a bad day.. I had one last week! I burnt the roast, my cake fell, and I ran out of butter so I had to spraythe english muffins with PAM" Abe: "Maybe you're just a lousy cook! Owww (marge cuts him with scissors)"	lousycook.wav (124 Kb)
Funny sound! Lisa: "Maybe people got hurt!!" Homer: "Hey! YEAH!!!! Hee hee hee hee hee!"	peoplhurt.wav (46 Kb)
Abe: "doesn't mean you can't live a long pointless life!"	pointlesslife.wav (39 Kb)
VERY FUNNY SOUND! Homer: "Now you're swigin' honey! (Makes weird sounds)"	sax.wav (23 Kb)
Ralph: "Want a hint?" Lisa: "I don't NEED a hint Ralph!" Ralph: "But you're suffering!!"	suffer.wav (48 Kb)
Lisa: "I'm strongly opposed to proposition.... Uuuuhhhh. 305!" Guy: "You're against discount bus fares for war widows?!?" Lisa: "You bet I am!"	warwidow.wav (122 Kb)

Want to send Fatzutroy a comment/broken link? You can do so here!