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(New recorded sounds by Fatzutroy includes episodes: Defective Simpsons
Gene, Halloween Special '98, Angel Episode, Pooch, Lemon Tree, Hippy, Homer goes to New
York, Valentine's episode '99, Max Power, Garbage Man, Curfew/Secrets episode)
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10 Megs of new sounds added from 7 different
episodes! Including 1998 Simpsons Halloween
special, when Lisa gets married, when the Angel fossil is found, when Homer tries out for the Poochy voice, the
Lemon tree episode, the Hippy
episode and when Homer goes to New
York to get his car. These sounds are ALL originals and were recorded ALL by
Fatzutroy!
| 1998 Simpsons Halloween special | |
| Homer: "I'll kill you
(strangling Bart)" Chief Wiggum: "Homer Simpson, you're under arrest for the murders of Moe Syslak and Apu Nehasa.. Pasa... K.. Just Moe!" (this sound is scratchy/low quality I was messing around with the file compression. Sorry!) |
arrest.wav (95 Kb) |
| Homer: "And this
little piggy went to.. POP! POP! Oh look Marge! Maggie lost her baby legs!" Marge: "Oh my God!!!" |
babylegs.wav (103 kb) |
| Homer (at Jerry Springer): "Why you two timing! (Bleep) (Bleep) I'm gonna' (Bleep) (Bleep) Kang: "Well you parabolic (bleep) (bleep) Yo' Momma (bleep). etc... You get the idea... | bleep.zip (118 kb) |
| FUNNY SOUND HERE! Dr. Nick: "This drug shall make this operation fell like a beatiful dream! (Punches out Homer, then injects the drugs into himself) AHHHHHHH!!! Hi everybody (in a disoriented voice)!" |
drugop.zip (79 Kb) |
| FUNNY SOUND HERE! Homer (playing harmonica and singing): " Mama took those batteries... She took 'em away!.. Mama took those batteries!! Size double A!" |
doublea.wav (116 kb) |
| Lady : "K I have a
question for that gross thing whatever it is." Jerry Springer: "Homer." Lady: "No... The green dude" |
greendude.wav (50 Kb) |
| Chief Wiggum: "Well, you'll be seeing lots of nuns where you're goin'!! HELL! Because the penalty for third offense is death!" | hellnun.wav (77 kb) |
| Bart: "Ahh! you got
to fight the hair Dad! Homer: "But I look so youthful and hunky!" Snake Homer: "The kids gotta' die!" Homer: "But I love my son!" Snake Homer; "More than a lush head of hair!?!?!?!" Homer: "Don't make me choose!!!!" |
hunky.zip (132 kb) |
| Alien Maggie: "HISSSS
(grabs Jerry Springer's face) Jerry: "Ahhh! What the (bleep) get the (bleep) baby off (bleep) Soon of a (bleep)" |
jerry.wav (64 kb) |
| Jerry: "K, were
back! Homer, how did it fell when you found out your baby was being raised bby a drooling
space octopus?" Homer: "It made me feel angry Jerry, angry and tired." Jerry: "Well you're going to be a whole lot agrier becasue we have the space alien backstage in a soundproof booth where he can't hear anything." Kang; "I HEAR ALL!" Jerry: "Ladies and gentlemen meet Kang!" |
kang.zip (116 Kb) |
| Bart & Lisa (laughing) Itchy: "Hey! They're laughing at you pain!" Scratchy: "That's not very nice!" Itchy: "Let's teach them a lesson!" |
laughpain.zip (84 kb) |
| Dr. Nick: "Wow Homer!
You are getting this transplant just in time! this is genuine human hair!" Homer: "This is legal right?" Dr. Nick: "Yeah, sure.. Whatever..." |
legalhair.wav (109 kb) |
| Alien #1: "Intiate
fertilization procedure!!" Alien #2: "Oooh you look lovely this evening have you decreased in mass?" |
mass.wav (101 kb) |
| Snake :"Chill out
dude I'll pay the fine!" Chief: "Not this time you won't.. This is the third strike! First you torch that orphnage and then you blew up that bus of nuns!" Snake: "That was completely in self-defense!!" |
nuns.wav (135 kb) |
| (Hair grabs Bart's Face) Homer: "I'll show you hair! (Punches Bart's Face) Bart: "That's my face you idiot!!!!" Homer: "Idiot!?!?!?! Why you little (starts strangling Bart) |
punchhair.wav (95 kb) |
| Apu :"Oooh.. Oooh la la Simpson! What can I do for you today for you and your do?" | simpdo.wav (63 kb) |
| FUNNY SOUND Alien: "To put you at ease we have re-created the most
common spawning grounds of your species! You may choose either: The backseat of a Camaro!
An Airplane bathroom! At a friends wedding! Or the alley of a porno theatre!" |
spawn.zip (178 kb) |
| Lisa gets married | |
| Bart: "Wow,
Lisa! Looking at you makes me want to get married for the third time! I met a
nice exotic dancer at Hugh's Bachelor party!" Lisa: "Hugh didn't have a bachelor party!" Bart; "We had one in his honor..... Ok I went to a strip club." |
club.zip (94 Kb) |
| Librarien:
"First they hate each other, now they hate each other! This does not make any sense
to me!" Guy: "Of course not you're a robot!!" (Crackling sounds and fire sounds then the leady's head blows up) |
doesntm.zip (83 kb) |
| Old Homer: "So! does drving on the left side of the road make you feel more at home Hugh?!?!" (Honking noises) | driveleft.wav (49 kb) |
| Older Lisa: "I
love that painting, judging by those clothes... 17 th Century?" Mrs. Parkfield: "Actually Lisa, its just Uncle Eldred" Uncle Eldred: "I get me brain medicines from the national health!" |
eldred.zip (73 kb) |
| Friar Wiggum:
"Ohhh its galloping away!" Lisa: "Here bunny bunny bunny!" Friar Wiggum: "Ye, Esquilax" |
esqui.wav (57 kb) |
| Marge: "Homer,
don't take this personally but I've obtained a court order to prevent you from planning
this wedding." Homer: "(reading the papers) Well.. These seem to be in order, i'll be out back in the hammock." |
hammock.wav (97 Kb) |
| Lisa: "Beatiful
dinnerware Mrs. Parkfield!" Mrs. Parkfield: "Whhy thanks you Lisa, they were made for the finest family in Britain!" Mr. Parkfield: "I don't know how we ended up with them!" Lisa (thinking): "Oh oh, should I laugh? is that dry Brittish wit?Or subtle self pity? Ohhh they're staring at me better respond..." Lisa: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha (weird laugh)" |
lisalaugh.zip (107 Kb) |
| FUNNY SOUND Principal Skinner: "We've been invited to the
wedding of our only graduate to read at an adult level!" |
martin.zip (157 kb) |
| Mr. Burns:
"Smithers take me home! I'm not fully defrosted yet!" Smithers: "Nonsense, just sit down and rest for a moment! There you go! (SNAP!) (Mr. Burns' body breaks in two) Oh no!!!! We got ourselves a little situation here.." |
mbdefrosted.zip (66 kb) |
| Homer: "Woo hoo!
Marge that's great news!" Old Milhouse: "Hey hey there Simpson! Watch the personall calls!" Homer: "Uhh but.. Mr Milhouse my little girl is getting married!" Milhouse: "Lisa? Ohhhhh... My one true love! (remembers)" Lisa: "Its not you Milhouse, its just I don't plan on getting married." (Milhouse starts to cry) |
milhous.zip (164 Kb) |
| Homer: "There is
only one thing I ask in return." Hugh: "Certainly." Homer; "Pull my finger!!" |
pullfinger.wav (39 kb) |
| Smithers: "Oh
Mr. Burns. We'll thaw you out the second they find a cure for 17 stab wounds in the
back... How we doing boys?" Professor Frink: "Well, we're up to 15!" Scientists: "Hoooraaaaaaayyy!" |
stabwounds.zip (73 kb) |
| Angel Episode | |
| Homer: "This
can't be happening! What the hell are we supposed to do with 10 000 angel
ashtrays?!?!?" Bart: "I could take up smoking." Homer; "You damn well better!" |
ashtray.wav (81 kb) |
| Lisa:
""What were the results professor?" Prof. Gould: "Inconclusive." Lisa: "Inconclusive! Then why did you come running up like that!?!?!?!?" Prof. Gould: "Can I use your bathroom?" |
bathroom.wav (109 Kb) |
| Moe:"Take that! And that! (Crack! Tusk falls on Moe) Ooooooohhh uuuh i'm paralysed.. I just hope medical science can cure me!" | mmed.wav (76 Kb) |
| Chief Wiggum: "Sure everyone's heard of angels! but who ever heard of a Neanderthal!?!?" | neander.wav (68 Kb) |
| Carl: "Hey its
the angel of peace you idiot!" Lenny: "I say its the angel of mercy you jerk!" |
peacemer.wav (47 Kb) |
| FUNNY SOUND Ralph: "Prince Skipper Skipple! Prindaple
Skinster! Uuuhha I found something!!!" |
raltrowel.zip (95 kb) |
| Judge Snyder: "As for Science versus Religion I'm issuing a restraining order. Religion must stay 500 yards from Science at all times." | relisci.wav (81 Kb) |
| FUNNY SOUND Lisa: "It could be a mutant from the nuclear
plant!" |
revolver.zip (111 Kb) |
| (Smashing noises
etc....) Robots on fire: "Why why!!?!?!?! Why was I programmed to fell pain?" |
robotpain.wav (54 Kb) |
| Smithers: "Uhh
sir about that kiss... Its just a sign of my profound respect for you." Mr. Burns: "Uhhh.. Yess.. (looks at Smithers funny)" |
sbkiss.wav (105 Kb) |
| Homer tries out for the Poochy voice | |
| Jasper: "Is this
seat taken little girl?" Bart: "I'm not a girl! Are you blind?!?!" Jasper: "Yes.." |
blind.wav (54 Kb) |
| Comic Man: "Last night's Itchy and Scratchy without a doubt, had to be the worst episode EVER! Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world!" | cbsgin.wav (114 Kb) |
| Comic Man : "Pardon me, excuse me, Hot Soup!! Hi.. Kindly make one out to me and my three other friends of the same name." | cbsgme3.wav (73 Kb) |
| Data: "Ahh
excuse me Mr. Simpson... On the Intchy & Scratchy CD-Rom, is there a way to get out of
the dungeon without using the wizard key?" Homer: "What the hell are you talking about!?!?" |
cdrom.zip (88 Kb) |
| Homer: "So it
was pretty OK huh? (asking about Poochy episode)" Bart: "Mom? Can we go to bed without dinner?" Marge: "Yes we can!!" (they all run away and slam the door) |
g2bedws.wav (86 Kb) |
| Nerd: "Hi!
Question for Ms. Bellamy.. In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a
xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly
different tones!!! Ohh what are we!?!?! Are we supposed to believe that this is some sort
of a.. Magic xylophone or something?!?!? Boy, I really hope sombody got fired for that
blunder!" Ms. Bellamy: "Uhhhh... Wellll..." Homer: "I'll field this one! Let me ask you a question.. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching his children's cartoon show?" Nerd: " I withdraw my question.." |
genius.zip (239 Kb) |
| Ned: "Homer I
can honestly say that is the best impy and jipy i've ever seen!" Carl : "Yeah you should be very proud Homer....... Uhhh... You've got a beatiful homer here." |
ipyjipy.wav (108 Kb) |
| Krusty: "Ooooohhh!!!! You got to stop this thing! I'm getting egged on the street!! Do something! Do something!!!" | Krustycry.zip (103 Kb) |
| Roger Meyers:
"You kids don't know what you want! That's why you're still kids! Becasue you're
stupid! Just tell me what's wrong with the freakin' show!" Ralph: "(starts to cry) Moooommmyy" (Turns the disagree knob thing) |
ralphcry.zip (92 Kb) |
| Ralph: "My knob
tastes funny!" Guy: "Please refrain from tasting the knob!" |
ralphknob.wav (44 Kb) |
| Roger Meyers: "That's it little girl you just saved Itchy & Scratchy!" | save.wav (87 Kb) |
| Roger Meyers: "They like Itchy they like Scratchy one kid seems to love the Speedo man (Milhouse).... What more do they want!?!?!?" | speedo.wav (76 Kb) |
| Troy: "Ruff, i'm Poochy the rockin' dog! Hi! I'm Troy McClure you may remember me from such cartoons as Christmas Ape and Christmas Ape goes to summer camp!" | troy.zip (86 Kb) |
| Homer: "Hey!
This is Homer Simpson saying howdy! To all the girls out in radio land!" (Bart rewinds the tape so that he can hear himself) Homer: "Aaaaaahhhh!" |
voicew.zip (70 Kb) |
| Lemon tree episode | |
| Kid: "Hey! No
one hassles my little brother!" Martin: "Hey! No one man-handles the bosom protection of Nelson Muntz! Spring forth burly protector and SAVE ME!!" (No one comes (for awhile)) |
burly.wav (110 Kb) |
| Data: "Ooohh
look a clue! A candy wrapper!" Milhouse: "They're ALWAYS eating candy in Shelbyville because they LOVE THE SWEET TASTE!" |
candy.wav (87 Kb) |
| Milhouse: "Hey
kid! Stop wearing your backpack over one shoulder! We invented that! Copy Cat!" Shelbyville Milhouse: "No, you copied us!" Milhouse: "Step over this line and say that.. I'll kick your butt!!!........ At nintendo." |
nintendo.zip (86 Kb) |
| Shelbyville Homer:
"You must be stupider than you look!" Homer: "Stupider like a FOX!!!! AAAAAGHHHH (trying to climb the fence)! (Homer gets tired then falls down) |
stupidfox.zip (94 Kb) |
| Old Guy from
Shelbyville: "And then they banished lemon tree because it was haunted!! Now lets all
celebrate with a big glass of turnip juice!" Kids (Drinking the turnip juice): "Ewwwww gross!" |
turnip.zip (81 Kb) |
| Homer: "Yes... Bart's a tutor now! Toot on son! Toot on!" | tutor.wav (58 Kb) |
| FUNNY SOUND Data: "I suggest that we split up to cover more
ground!" |
wus.zip (128 Kb) |
| Hippy episode | |
| Mr. Burns: "Ahhhh lunch time! Well lets see what I've packed for myself today! One bullion cube, 1 concord grape, 1 Philly cheese steak and a jar of garlic pickles! Heh heh heh no one would want to kiss me after these! Eh! Smithers?!?" | burnslunch.zip (121 Kb) |
| Homer: "Come
on!!! I want to see those legs furry and gross!" Marge: "That' ain't goin' to happen bubb!" Homer: "At least loose the bra! Free the Springfield two Marge! FREE the Springfield two!" |
hmrhip.wav (111 Kb) |
| Homer: "My middle name is right behind that shrub! I'll finally know what J stands for! From this moment forth I will be known as Homer...... Jay Simpson!! | jay.wav (116 Kb) |
| FUNNY SOUND Homer (in video): "With college behind us we'll
need careers and good ones..." |
nuclearpow.zip (150 Kb) |
| Marge (after homer
got shot with the flower): "Doctor will he be alright?" Dr. Hibbert: "Yes, he was lucky. If that was a gladiola he'd be dead right now!" Bart: "Why don't you just pull it out!?" Dr. Hibbert: "Ha ha ha! I'm a doctor not a gardener!" Homer; " Could'nt you just prune the leaves so I can watch T.V?" Dr. Hibbert: "What did I just say?" |
prune.zip (103 Kb) |
| (Grampa and Jasper
after they had the drink) "Heh heh heh we're so old heh heh heh" |
soold.wav (89 Kb) |
| Homer goes to New York to get his car | |
| Homer: "K what'
you got to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?" Khalkalash guy: "Mountain Dew and Crab Juice." Homer: "Ewwwww euggghh.. I'll take a crab juice!" |
crabj.wav (99 Kb) |
| (Peanuts start
shaking because of music) Barney: "Oh no not tonight! Not tonight!!!!" Duff Guy: "Are you ready to get Duffed!?!?!" |
duffparty.wav (106 Kb) |
| Homer (going to steal
jackhammer): "Hey!" Guy: "What?!" Homer: "The boss says you're fired!" Guy: "I'll get him!" |
fired.wav (56 Kb) |
| Bart: "Hey
immagrants this country's full!" Sea Captain: "Ok you heard the lady back in the hole! We'll have to try Canada!" Immagrants: "Ohhhhhhh... Canada..." |
immagrants.zip (95 Kb) |
| Homer: "K lets
go.. Everyone into the car now!" (Drives off real fast) (Stops kicks out Jimmy) Jimmy: "Tell you friends to ask for Jimmy!" |
jimmy.zip (131 Kb) |
| FUNNY SOUND Khalhalash guy: "Get you Khalkalash!" |
khalhalash.zip (88 Kb) |
| The MAD kid (Norman something Jr I think he's called): "Get me Kaputnik and phonebo.. I want to see the new drawings of the New kids on the Bleugh" | madmag.wav (71 Kb) |
| FUNNY SOUND Lisa: "Here's a better idea... You give me YOUR
address and I'll write to you!" |
pentagon.wav (98 Kb) |
| Homer: "Once the sun goes down.. All the weirdos turn crazy! (guy walks by) I'm on to you!!" | weirdo.wav (72 Kb) |
| Bart: "Hey its
ZZtop! Hey! You guys rock!" Rabbi guys: "Uhhh... Maybe a little." |
zztop.wav (49 Kb) |
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