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(New recorded sounds by Fatzutroy includes episodes: Defective Simpsons
Gene, Halloween Special '98, Angel Episode, Pooch, Lemon Tree, Hippy, Homer goes to New
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There are some very funny sounds here
from Disco Stu, Cletus, Abe and Dr. Nick Riviera! Please look at them all!
Please look at Miscellaneous collection,
there are funny sounds. :-)
Abe Simpson
| Homer: "Bart son, you wanna play catch with
your old man?" Bart: "No" Homer: "My boy doesn't want to play catch with his old man, something seriously wrong!" Abe: "I'll play catch with you son!" Homer: "Get the hell out!!" Abe: "I'm gone" |
catch.wav (133 Kb) |
| Abe: "Dag Nabit!" | dagnabit.wav (14 Kb) |
| Abe: "Hello, Beautiful!!" Agnes Skinner: "In your dreams!" Abe: "We'll see about that! (snore)" |
dreams.wav (61 Kb) |
| Abe: "Come in! Come in! Mayday! I'm loosing
your transmission!" Guy: "I said FRENCH FRIES" Abe: "Whatza?!? Do we sell, French, Fries?!" |
fries.wav (134 Kb) |
| Abe (looking in wallet): "I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason." | gayles.wav (22 Kb) |
Captain McAllister
| Weird voice: "Hey, that man ate
all our shrimp, and two plastic lobsters!" Captain Mcallister: "Tis' no man, tis' a remorsless eatin' machine!!! AAARGHH!" |
eatmach.wav (19 Kb) |
| Bart: "Ahoy, have you seen this
man?!" Captain: "Aaargh, that's Handsome Pete, he dances for nickels!! PETE, ye got some customers!" Pete: "(Plays accordion)" Lisa: "No were looking for this man, Krusty the clown!" |
handpete.zip (129 Kb) |
| Captain: "Aaargh, Shut up I know what I'm doing!!" | shutup.wav (21 Kb) |
Cletus The slack Jawed Yokel
| Cletus: "Hey, Brandine, You might
c'a wear these to your job interview!" Brandine: "And scuff up the topless dancin' runway?! Naw, you best bring 'em back where from you got 'em" Cletus: "OK" (Funny sound!) |
cletusboots.wav (123 Kb) |
| Patty or Selma: "Ok, one more
step we just gotta laminate your license, you'll get it in two or three weeks." Cletus: "Hot dang! No more sittin' in the dirt and the Drive In!" |
cletusdrive.wav (55 Kb) |
| Salesperson: "No ma'm, we do have
some slightly burnt Sears Activewear coming in this afternoon!" Marge: "Oh, I give up!" Cletus: "What time and how burnt?" |
cletusears.wav (100 Kb) |
| Cletus the slack jawed Yokel song | cletusyok.wav (108 Kb) |
| Cletus: Hey, slow down! I wants ta talk to you!
Give us 300 pretzels! Marge: You see? A little persistence and patience pay off. That'll be $300. Cletus: Hey, I don't think so! I got me 300 coupons. Marge: I should have said, limit one per customer. Cletus: Shoulda', but didna', so hand them over. Hey kids, we're eatin' dinner tonight! Come on, Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillon, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Kaitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Keera, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, Phil! |
cletuskids.zip (324 Kb) |
| Cletus: "Hey Ma, look at that pointy haired little girl! hyuk" | cletuslisa.wav (53 Kb) |
Disco Stu (One of the most underrated funny people on the Simpsons)
| Guy: "Hey, Stu you should buy
that!" Disco Stu: "Hey, Disco STU doesn't Advertise" |
discoadver.wav (60 Kb) |
| Disco Stu: "Hey, did you know,
that disco record sales were up 400% for the years ending 1972?! If these trends
continue.. Heeey!!!" Homer: "Uhhh, Stu, your fish are dead, yeah I know, I can't get them out of there." |
stu.zip (147 Kb) |
| Disco Stu: "Ahhahem, Disco Stu like DISCO music." | stulikedis.wav (47 Kb) |
Dr. Nick Riviera
| Dr. Nick: "Bye bye, everybody!" | |
| Dr. Nick :"Hi everybody!" Everybody: "Hi, Dr. Nick!" |
drnick.wav (9 Kb) |
| Dr. Nick: "These gloves came free, with my toiletbrush!" | toiletbrush.wav (35 Kb) |
Flanders
| Homer: "Ned, your having a family reunion,
and you didn't invite me?!!?" Ned: "Gosh, Homer. this is strictly a Flanders affair! I got family from around the globe! Here's José Flanders!" José: "Buenos Ding Dong Diddly Dias, Senior!" Ned: "And here's Lord Thistlewhig Flanders!" Thistlewhig: "Charmed.... A ooogaly boogaly." |
flandrel.wav (114 Kb) |
| Ned: "Hey, Homey! I can see your Doodle!" | doodle.wav (22 Kb) |
| Ned: "Hidely Ho!" | hidly_ho.wav (7 Kb) |
| Rod/Todd: "Thank you, but were not
allowed" Bart: "Awww, it's ok there's no sugar in pixie sticks. Trust me" (Rod & Todd eat it) Rod: "Don't hog it all smelly head!!" Todd: "Go to hell zit face!!" (Rod and Todd start fighting..) |
pixie.zip (144 Kb) |
Hans Moleman
| Hans: "Oh no, my brains!" | brains.wav (36 Kb) |
| Hans: "You call that a knife!? THIS is a knife!! Oooh, down I go!" (Funny sound) | knife.wav (83 Kb) |
| Hans: "My name is Hans, drinking has ruined my life, i'm 31 years old!" | hansdrink.wav (75 Kb) |
| Hans: "Oooh, oh no! I just made my last payment!" | hanspay.wav (37 Kb) |
| Hans: "If only the sugar was a sweet as you, sir." | hanssugar.wav (39 Kb) |
Krusty
| Krusty: "Errrr. I could pull a better cartoon out of my a... ha ha, hey! Whoa! Wasn't that great kids?!" | cartoon.wav (63 Kb) |
| Krusty: "Oooh, sex chat
(dials)" Lady: "You've reached the party line, in a moment you will be connected to a hot party, with some of the world's most beautiful women! Now, let's join the party!" Krusty: "Hello?" Some Guy: "Hello?" Other guy: "Hello?" Apu: "Are, are there any women here? Krusty: "Hello!?!?!" Apu: "Are you a beautiful woman?" Krusty: "Do I sound like a beautiful woman?!?!" Apu: "This is not as hot of a party as I anticipated" |
chat.wav (132 Kb) |
| Krusty: "I hardly endorse this event or product" | endorse.wav (37 Kb) |
| Krusty: "Could I play hemorrhoid
sufferer #1? Ooooh, oh that hurts, ahhh, is there no relief?!" Man: "Ahh, no I don't think so" Krusty: "Well, how 'bout one of the after guys? AHHH, oh that's better! I can ride a bike again!" Man: "Sorry" |
krshemor.wav (117 Kb) |
| Krusty: "Ooooh, my beloved pornography!" | krusporn.wav (7 Kb) |
| Krusty: "It's the Stingy and Battery show!! They bite and light they bite and light and bite.. biyaya yadda yadda yadda you know what it's all about......" (funny sound) | stgbat.wav (87 Kb) |
Ranier Wolfcastle/Mc Bain (Doesn't his name sound Scottish?)
| Lady: "You certainlly broke up that
meeting!" Mc Bain: "Right now I am thinking of holding another meeting.... IN BED" Lady: "Oh Mc Bain!!" |
brokemeet.wav (90 Kb) |
| Mc Bain: "My son returns from a fancy East Coast college, and I'm horrified to find that he is a nerd." | collegnerd.wav (63 Kb) |
| Mc Bain: "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" | goggles.wav (33 Kb) |
| Mc Bain: "Maria, my mighty heart is breaking, I'll be in the humvee" | humvee.wav (13 Kb) |
| Mc Bain: "Ice to see you!" | ice2see.wav (21 Kb) |
| Mc Bain: "That is some outfit Skoie, it makes
you look like a homosexual!" Crowd: "BOOOO!" |
looklikehomo.wav (66 Kb) |
| Guy: "Up and ATOM!" Mc Bain: "Up and at them!" Guy: "Up and ATOM!!" Mc Bain: "Up and AT THEM!!" Guy: "UP AND ATOM!!!!" Mc Bain: "UP AND AT THEM!!!!!!!" Guy (scared): "Better." |
Lionel Hutz
| Hutz: "Now Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that "she forgot" that she was carrying that bottle of delicious bourbon.... Brownest of the brown liquors.. So tempting..... What's that?! You want me to drink you?! Well, I'm in the middle of a trial.... EXCUSE ME!" | bourbon.zip (133 Kb) |
| Hutz: "Uh ohh, we've drawn judge
Snider!" Marge: "Is that bad?" Hutz: "Well, he's had it in for me since I kinda' ran over his dog...." Marge: "You did?" Hutz: "Well, replace the word dog with son, and the word kinda' with the word repeatedly" (Funny sound) |
hutz.wav (85 Kb) |
| Hutz: "Mrs. Simpson you're in
luck! Your sexual harassement suit is just the thing I need to rebuild my shattered
practice. Care to join me in a swig of scotch?" Marge: "Its 9:30 in the morning!" Hutz: "Yeah, but I havn't slept in days (drinks it)) Last chance! (drinks it again) Oh yeah!" |
scotch.zip (161 Kb) |
Marge
| Marge: "Can't talk, keeping myself in a state of catlike readiness!" | catread.wav (8 Kb) |
| (Ding Dong) Marge: "HOMER! Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?!" Homer: "Ye, NO!" |
nedpipe.wav (53 Kb) |
| Marge: "Ohhh, the walls are melting again! Heh heh heh!" | wallmelt.wav (64 Kb) |
Willie (Pretty funny guy)
| Willie: "Bonjjourrrrrr, ya cheese eatin' surrender monkeys!" | bonjour.wav (32 Kb) |
| Willie (singing) :" When ya'r alone and life is gettin' ya lonely ye can always go, ACCHH, Doowntoon!" | downtown.wav (66 Kb) |
| Willie: "Get yir haggis! Right here! Chopped (something weird), boiled in a wee sheep's stomach! Nice as good as it sounds! Good for what ails ya'!" | haggis.zip (81 Kb) |
| Willie: "You'll be back! You haven't seen the last of Willie!" | havntseen.wav (32 Kb) |
| Skinner: "Go ahead, water it down
some more." Willie: "My God man!! I watered her down as far as she'll go! I cannot water no more!" |
juice.wav (48 Kb) |
| Willie: "Now look boy! If your dad goes gaga... You just use that shin of yours, to call me and I'll a come runnin', now don't be readin' my mind before 4 & 5 that's Willie's time!" | willietime.zip (134 Kb) |
| Willie :"If I don't save the wee Turtles who will!?!? (runs into a room) AAAAAAAHHH (biting noises), save me from the wee turtles!! They were too quick for me!!!!" | williturtle.wav (63 Kb) |
Miscellaneous (there are some good and funny sounds here!! Don't' forget to look here!)
| Mayor: "You don't scare me, that could be anyone's ass!" | any.wav (24 Kb) |
| Guy#1: "Oh look, there goes
one!" Guy#2: "To the beemobile!!" Guy#1: "You mean your Chevy?" Guy#2: "Yes" |
beemobile.wav (65 Kb) |
| Nelson: "Don't you realise you butt sticks out!" | buttout.wav (23 Kb) |
| Some kid: "My dingaling, my dingaling, I want you to play with my dingaling!!" | dinglng.wav (51 Kb) |
| Hutz: "Uh ohh, we've drawn Judge
Snider!" Marge: "Is that bad?" Hutz: "Well, he's had it in for me since I kinda' ran over his dog...." Marge: "You did?" Hutz: "Well, replace the word dog with son, and the word kinda' with the word repeatedly" (Funny sound) |
hutz.wav (85 Kb) |
| Frink: "As you can see, I have created a
lemonball so sour, it can only be safely contained in a magnetic field, the candy known as
77X42, Hey!!!!! Where the hell is the candy!?!?!?" Homer: "I don't know" |
lemonball.wav (77 Kb) |
| Lisa: "I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!" | lizardqueen.wav (20 Kb) |
| A piece of the Mr. Sparkle ad. | mrspakad.wav (124 Kb) |
| Snake: "Oh no!! Beta!" | ohnobeta.wav (31 Kb) |
| Miss Hoover: "Ugggh, this is nothing but dead white male bashing from a PC thug! It's women like you that keep the rest of us from landing a husband!" | pcthug.wav (62 Kb) |
| Milhouse: "But look, I got some cool pogs! ALF pogs, remember Alf?! He's back, in pog form." | pogs.wav (85 Kb) |
| Acne/Squeky voice kid: "Mr, I can't stand the sound of your voice!" | sndvoice.wav (21 Kb) |
| Nelson: "Stamp collection! Ha ha" | stampcoll.wav (22 Kb) |
| Star trek Parody: Guy#1: "Captain, Klingons off the strabord bow" Captain: "Again with the Klignons, Mr. Scott give me FULL power" Scott: "It's no good captain, I cannot reach the control panel!!" |
startrek1.wav (99 Kb) |
| Tall guy: "Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?!" | tallguy.wav (62 Kb) |
| Bart: "Hmmm, I wonder where Jimbo is today,
he should of beaten us up for our lunch money an hour ago!" Uter: "Ahh, lunchlady! Please can I have another sloppy Jimbo?! Ahh, this is good right!?" Skinner: "Uhh, that's your third helping young man! It's making you fat and soft.. and tender! Uuuuh, you just cut in line didn't you? Report to detention Uter!" Uter: "For how long?" Skinner: "Oooh, 7 minutes a pound should be good" |
uter.zip (212 Kb) |