Tatewaki "Blue Thunder" Kuno
in high school they used to   call me the blue angel wow hes the blue thunder that must pop some ears and raise a stink no wonder Akane doesn't want  to be near him but Nabiki looks farther  she looks to his yen!
Tatewaki Kuno, the "Blue Thunder" of    Furinkan High, is the captain of  the school's Kendo club (Kendo is a martial arts style invovling swordsmanship), and the greatest fool in the entire series.  He loves Akane Tendo because he finds her pure and powerful, and hates Ranma because he is engaged to her.  However, he quickly discovers that Ranma turns into a girl, but, using that Kuno logic, decides that Ranma and this "pig-tailed girl" are two different people, and that Ranma has enslaved her.  He thus hates Ranma even more, but he falls in love with the pig-tailed girl, and  declares that he loves her and Akane Tendo.
  
Kuno speaks with a Shakespearean twist, complete with -eths, thous and thees.  He also always brandishes a boktou (a Japanese wooden sword) which he uses in general combat and to unleash a devastating One-Hundred-Slashes attack.

Back to the Don.....I cried hold, you fiend!