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"We'll Always Have Aspen" / Monday - February 1, 1999
LORENA : Bye, Daddy. Have fun in Denver. And don't worry, I'll take care of the Winter
Festival, no problem. I'm the boss! This is going to be great!
TIFFANI : Why? You have to run the entire festival. You'll be busy all weekend.
LORENA : Daddy, wait! Don't go!
TIFFANI : I'm psyched. Sam and I signed up for every event.
JAKE : And, I can't wait til Sunday. I love watching the ski exhibitions.
SAM : Whoa, mama! Isn't that the girl who's supposed to be the next great Olympic ski
champion?
TONY : Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know her... Uh, what's her name? Um, yeah. Jenny Stevens.
MAKR : Jenny Stevens?! Where?
TIFFANI : Mark? Are you alright?
MARK : Me? Uh, I'm uh, uh...bye.
TONY : It's down the hall to the left.
LORENA : Well, since I'm in charge, I guess I should go greet her. Hi. Lorena Costa, acting
manager. I'd like to welcome you to--
JENNY : Oh, thank you. Have my skis arrived?
LORENA : Oh, they should be in your room--
JENNY : And how are the ski conditions?
LORENA : Now--uh, packed powder. No ice. Now--
JENNY : Oh, great! I can't wait to hit the slopes.
LORENA : Boy, she cut me off three times. I hate it when people just don't listen--
TONY : Shh...
TONY : Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. I'm hunting ski-wabbits. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
TONY : Oh, wats! I wost her!
LORENA : Hey, guys. I'd like you to meet Bill. He's the Winter Festival snowclown.
SLY : Hey, Bill.
TONY : How you doing, man?
LORENA : He helps run events and entertains the kids during the Festival.
BILL : Watch out! There's a patch of ice!! Whoa, nillie!!!
TIFFANI : That's...great. Um, have you always been a clown, Bill?
BILL : Just for ten years. I can't really remember what I did before that.
LORENA : Oh, Jake, I didn't see you. I'd like you to meet Bill.
JAKE : Oh, sorry, man. Are you okay?
BILL : Huh? Yeah. Wait, where am I? I'm a psychiatrist. I have patients waiting. What year is
this?
LORENA : Congratulations, honey. You're the new snowclown.
JAKE : What are you talking about?
LORENA : Well, isn't it obvious? Since you killed the snowclown, you have to replace the
snowclown.
JAKE : Oh, no. Oh, no. I love you, Lorena. But there is nothing you can do or say that would
make me be some doofy clown.
JAKE : Watch out! There's a patch of ice!! Whoa, nillie!!!
LORENA : I'll get your costume.
JAKE : Not a word. Let's just practice. Come on, Mark. Mark? Hello?
TONY : Oh, Jenny Stevens, huh? Man, she's good.
MARK : Oh, right! Jenny this! Jenny that! Jenny, Jenny, Jenny! WHO CARES ABOUT HER?!
SAM : Just a hunch, but I get the feeling you do.
MARK : I don't want to talk about it.
SAM : Okay.
MARK : I met her a couple of years ago. She was so hot, I couldn't even breath...
SLY : Hot. I like it. I like it.
MARK : We were like, meant to be. I even told her I loved her.
SAM : Oh...
SLY : Let me get this straight. You said you loved her so you can get her to kiss you, right?
MARK : No, I said it because I meant it.
SLY : You disgust me.
TIFFANI : So what happende?
MARK : Well, she got a chance to go for the Olympcis and she decided she didn't have time for
skiing and a boyfriend. She didn't even say good-bye. She left me a note. But hey,
I'm over it.
TIFFANI : Poor Mark. He still loves her.
SAM : We have to get them back together.
MARK : Okay. Where's this moose you wanted me to see?
JENNY : Mark? Makr Winkle?
MARK : Hi.
JENNY : My gosh, Makr!... What are you doing here?
MARK : I'm playing with my lounge in the band. Uh, I mean, I'm playing with my land in the
bounge.
JENNY : You're in a band?
MARK : Yeah. Hey, nice seeing you. Bye.
JENNY : I've missed you.
MARK : Don't do this, alright? It took me long enough to get over you. And just because my
friends want to play "Love Connection" doesn't mean I'll forgive you for ditching me.
JENNY : Mark, I'm sorry. I got offered a shot at the Olympics. It was my big chance. And when
it came time to go, I just... I couldn't face you.
MARK : I got a paper cut from your note.
COACH : Come on, Jenny. It's nine-thirty, time for bed. We've got early morning training.
JENNY : Meet me in the lounge at eleven. Please.
MARK : Fine.
MARK : Where is she? Where is she?
TONY : I don't know where your "she" is, but my "she" is right there. Hippity-hop.
TIFFANI : Tony, you can't go outside without a coat. It's freezing out there.
TONY : My passion is all the heat I need. It's cold-it's cold-cold-cold-cold-cold.
SLY : Wait, don't go! I love you, Sue.
MARRY-MARGARET : Close. It's Mary-Margaret.
SLY : Well... I love you, too!
SLY : This stinks. I've been here one whole week and I haven't rubbed noses with one snow
bunny.
TIFFANI : Well, have you tried yodeling?
SAM : Yeah, Sly. It's a well-known fact that girls dig yodelers.
SLY : Get out of here.
TIFFANI : Have you ever seen a blond, Nordic hunk named "Sven" without a girl?
SLY : Yodeling, huh? Can you uh, give me lessons?
SAM : Oh, yeah. We'll teach you a lesson.
TIFFANI : Don't worry. I'm sure she'll come.
MARK : It's weird. I thought I was over her. But the second I saw her again all my old feelings
came back.
TIFFANI : She probably just got held up.
MARK : Yeah. You're probably right.
LORENA : Mark, this note came to the desk for you
MARK : "I'm really sorry, but I can't make it. Jenny."
LORENA : ...So you'll spend the first hour greeting guests, and then... Oh, no. Your nose is
crooked.
JAKE : Leave my nose alone.
TIFFANI : I'm not saying a thing.
SAM : Zip.
SLY : I'll say it. You look like a dufus.
JAKE : Ha, ha, ha.
JAKE : Ha, ha, ha.
SAM : Okay, Sly, since the yodeling competition is at the end of the day, you still have plenty
of time to practice.
SLY : Great.
TIFFANI : Uh, Sly. Why don't you go practice on top of the mountain.
SAM : Yeah. That way you could get that real Alpine, Sven feel.
SLY : Ya, ya. Goot idea.
TIFFANI : So, uh, Mark--Sam and I are going to the Snowball Toss. You want to come?
MARK : No thanks.
SAM : Oh, come on. We realize you're upset, but you can't mope around the lodge all day.
MARK : Okay. I'll go mope in my room.
JENNY : Hi, Mark. Sorry about last night. I tried to sneak out but my coach snagged me. Trust
me, the last thing I wanted was to send you another note.
JENNY : I'm sorry. When I saw you last night I couldn't stop thinking about you. It was so nice
when we were together. I never should have left you.
MARK : Oh come on. You're famous. You're going to the Olympics.
JENNY : But that's all I have. All I do is ski. I mean, I love it and all but I just feel like I'm
missing out on so much... like you.
COACH : Jenny, Jenny, you were a little sloppy this morning. I think we need a few more runs
before lunch.
MARK : Come on, Jenny. You can practice anytime. We may never get another chance.
JENNY : Run!
JAKE : Watch out for the ice!
LORENA : Thanks, Heidi von Weinerschnitzel. Next up, "Hansel and the Two Gretels."
TIFFANI : Vilkomen. My name is Gretel.
SAM : Und I am Gretel, too.
TIFFANI : Ve voot like to do yodeling for you.
SAM : Vait, Gretel. Ve can't yodel without our brother Hansel.
TIFFANI : Oh, Hansel! Yo-de-lay-yoo-hoo!
SLY : Hi, sisters. Vat are ve vaiting for. Let's yodel.
TIFFANI : YODEL AY HEE HOO.
SLY : GIRLS I LIKE YOU.
SAM : YODEL AY HEE HO.
SLY : PLEASE DON'T SAY "NO."
TIFFANI/SAM : YODELAY HEE HEE.
SLY : COME TO THE DANCE WITH ME.
SLY/TIFFANI/SAM : YODELAY!
JENNY : I sure hope this doesn't run in your family.
SLY : Okay. Now, who loves me?
HEIDI : I do, Hansel. I think you're yommy!
SLY : Oh, man.
JENNY : I'm so glad we found each other again.
MARK : Me, too.
COACH : Jenny, come on. Enough games. You have an exhibition tomorrow and you only have
an hour left to practice before curfew. Let's go.
JENNY : I'm not coming. I've missed out on everything because of skiing. I never went to a
regular school. I never even went to my own prom. I just want to be a teenager.
COACH : Look, I understand how you feel, but let's talk about it. Don't throw away your career
on a whim.
MARK : Are you sure about this?
JENNY : What does this tell you?
COACH : There you are! Listen, you may think you've helped Jenny to be happy, but all you've
done is help her take the first step to ruining her life.
MARK : Give her a break. She was miserable. She was tired of living her life for skiing.
COACH : Look. I know how you feel. Jenny's an incredible girl. I love her like my own
daughter.
MARK : Then why do you want to stop her from being happy?
COACH : I don't. And I don't think you do, either. So try looking at who she really is. Imagine
what her life would be like without skiing.
MARK : I have.
SLY : Please. Leave me alone.
HEIDI : But I love you, Hansel. Nothing could ever make me leave you.
SLY : Free fondue in the lobby!
HEIDI : Yommy!
MARK : This has got to be right. I mean it's like fate brought us together again.
JENNY : I know. Even when we kissed, the same spark was still there.
MARK : It feels like you never left.
JENNY : Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, Mark. One of the guys on my ski team is doing some hot-
dogging. The coach is going to be really mad.
MARK : Are you sure you don't want to go watch?
JENNY : Oh, definitely. Believe me, I've seen enough skiing for ten lifetimes.
MARK : Hey, why don't I get us some hot chocolates. Be right back.
TIFFANI : Mark, is everything alright?
MARK : Oh, yeah. Definitely. I'm just... really excited. You know.
SAM : Sure. I could tell. Excited--dead. Same difference.
JENNY : Ths is so cool. I can't remember the last time I wore a dress. I feel like I'm at my
prom.
MARK : Well, I vote you Prom Queen.
TONY : Finally. She can't get away from me this time.
SLY : Yeah.
TONY : I'm going to get her. Excuse me, madam, my name is Anthony Wicks, and I've been
looking for you since the beginning of time.
SNOW BUNNY : Oh, that is the sweetest thing anybody ever said to me. You're so romantical!
TONY : Uh... I, I, uh... Um... bye.
MARK : Hey, would you guys mind playing the first tune without me? I really want to dance
with Jenny.
JAKE : Go for it, man.
COACH : Jenny, Jenny, here's a plane ticket home for you. If you stay here, you'll need it. But
if you still want to ski on the team, we're leaving for the championships in Lake Placid
in fifteen minutes. If you don't, well, I've really enjoyed coaching you.
MARK : Jenny, come here.
MARK : Beautiful, isn't it?
JENNY : Yeah, it really is. I'm so used to looking out here and seeing how to cut an edge, that
I never really took the time to enjoy it.
MARK : I know. And, I think you need to do both. You have to go with the team, Jenny.
MARK : Well, if you don't go for the Olympics, you'll be sorry for the rest of your life. You
love skiing too much to give it up. And I love you too much to let you.
JENNY : But I love you, too.
MARK : Oh, I know. And that'll never change.
JENNY : But is isn't fair. Why does this have to be so hard? I want both.
MARK : Hey, the Olympics won't last forever. I found you once, I found you twice. I'll find you
again.
JENNY : Yeah...I guess. I mean, if I don't go for it, I'll always wonder if I could have done it.
MARK : You will do it. And you'll do it great. Just do me a favor, every now and then
remember the Winter Carnival...and me.
TONY : Is everything cool, man?
MARK : Yeah, fine. Let's play.
JAKE : Aren't you going to dance with Jenny?
MARK : Maybe some other time...I hope.
(MUSIC CUE : BORN TO LOVE
MARK : ALL THE TIME I'VE WASTED
ALL THE NIGHTS AND DAYS
THEN YOU CAME INTO MY WORLD
NOW EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED
JAKE/MARK : SOMETHING IN THE WAY YOU FEEL TO ME
MARK : MM MM MM
I WANT YOU AND NO ONE ELSE
YOU'RE THE
JAKE/MARK : ONLY ONE I SEE
MARK : I WAS BORN TO LOVE YOU
I BELIEVE
JAKE/MARK : IT'S MY DESTINY
MARK : I AM YOUR HEART AND SOUL
JAKE/MARK : AND ALL THE REST OF ME
I WAS LOST
TILL I FOUND YOU
MARK : AND NOW I KNOW WHAT TO DO
CAUSE I WAS
JAKE/MARK : BORN TO LOVE YOU
MARK : THERE'S A HIGHER LOVE
YOU REMIND ME OF
ALL BEAUTY AND TRUTH
YOU STAY ON MY MIND
BABY ALL THE TIME
YOU KNOW THERE IS NO ONE BUT YOU
JAKE/MARK : I WAS LOST
TILL I FOUND YOU
MARK : AND NOW I KNOW WHAT TO DO CAUSE I WAS
JAKE/MARK : BORN TO LOVE YOU
MARK : I WAS BORN TO LOVE YOU
JAKE/MARK : BORN TO LOVE YOU
MARK : I WAS BORN TO LOVE YOU
JAKE/MARK : BORN TO LOVE YOU
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