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Q: How do electric eels taste?
A: Shocking!
Q What is Father Christmas's wife called
A: Mary Christmas!
Q: What do you get if you cross a Spice Girl with a Takeaway?
A: Egg Fried Spice!
Q: Where do spiders play football?
A: Webley!
Q: Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A: Swimming Trunks!
Q: What do you give an injured lemon?
A: Lemonade!
Q: Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?
A: Because he wanted to draw the curtains!