How can you tell if you are a computer addict?


 If you can answer yes to two or more of the following questions you may be an addict.
. Do you know that JAVA is not a type of coffee drink from Indonesia?
. Do you ask where the setup program is for you son's math book?
. Do you get impatient with your INTERNET connections speed?
. Do you read Saturday's CompUSA advertisement before the sports or news?
. Have you given all your family an Acronym name?
. Do you secretly like Bill Gates but are afraid to tell anybody?
. Do you use your WinZip to take off your pants?
. Do you tell your spouse brb when you go to the rest room?
. Do you download gasoline at the gas station?
. Do you wait for your garden vegetables to install before you can eat them?
I have to admit that I can say yes to more than two of the above questions.