So far Duncan's appearances have been limited to just two games for the German's (over the space of two years). The reasons for this are obvious.
He's pure mince !!
His two appearances saw him fall over on his backside repeatedly, and lose the ball in the tackle constantly (to a 14 year old in the first game who admittedly was pretty good).
In the second game a sore foot ensured his appearance on the pitch was gracefully short.
Playing at Centre Half (or whatever position he haplessly stumbles into), he is even further hindered by the fact that absolutely no-one understands a word the big "Dundonian Donkey" has to say.
Duncan has recently been harping on about how Deacon's, his Saturday Legal League team, would beat the German's in a game. Nobody listens.
