How To Avoid The German's

Reasons to Avoid Playing For The Germans

Have You Seen This Man?

The Top 5 Reasons Given To Avoid Sunday Football

1. "You didn't phone back and confirm."
2. "There were black clouds on the horizon."
3. "I was at work."
4. "My kit was in the wash."
5. "I don't have a pair of boots."

If you see this man, tell him his manager is looking for him. - He may need reminding on who his manager is this week.