Steve tells me he was born in Cambridge in 1966 to an Irish mother and started to masturbate when he was six months old.
Steve played most of his football (when he was a lad) for Over F.C. (a small fishing village on the outskirts of Cambridge....) where his team won the local title four years on the trot. It would be easy for me to say that for this achievement he won a large haddock, but Steve tells me that the local league was Cambs F.A. which is the largest amateur league in Britain.
His team also won the Cambs F.A. Challenge Trophy, and were the first team in it's 105 year history to win it from their league. On the way, they eliminated Wisbech Town Reserves.
A supposed supporter of Cambridge United his Glory Hunting tendencies ensure that the first result he looks for in the paper on Sunday morning is Wimbledon�s - apparently he likes what they stand for. Such as Steve?
During the course of the season Steve has managed to make himself regular choice at Right Back, and has put in some good performances.
Steve tells me he was born in Cambridge in 1966 to an Irish mother and started to masturbate when he was six months old.