A pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "George, why has you school-work been so poor lately?"
One day a farmer's wife had to go to the chiropractor, and she took her four-year-old boy along. When they returned, the little boy went out to the fields to see his daddy. All of a sudden he said, "Look, Daddy, that rooster is given the hen a back treatment."
A young substitute teacher said to her fourth grade class, "This is arts and crafts time. You can make anything you want."
A little boy was at the nudist camp for the first time. As he walked around, he noticed a big difference in the sizes of the equipment of the grown men. Finally, he went up to his father and asked, "Daddy, why do some men have big ones and some have little ones?"
As two little girls walked to school, one turned to the other and said, "I found a contraceptive on the patio last night."
"I'm Smart," one little boy said to his friend. "I know how babies are made."
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With you," he said.
"But George," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber."
The farmer laughed and asked, "Now where did you learn to call it that?"
The little boy replied, "That's what the doctor called it when he was doing it to Mommy this morning."
A few minutes later, she walked around the classroom. Little Shirley was making a clay duck; little Mark was cutting out paper flowers; little Robert was drawing with colored pencils. The teacher was smiling with approval until she came to little Max, who was busily tearing the panties off little Joyce. "Max!" she yelled. "What in the world are you doing?"
He looked up at her innocently and said, "Well, teacher, you said we could make anything we wanted."
His father, who was pretty well hung, replied, "Well, son, those with the big ones are smart, and those with the little ones are dumb."
The little boy wandered off. Later, his father came up to him and asked, "Have you seen Mommy?"
The little kid answered, "Yes, Daddy. She was over by the pool talking to one of those dumb men-and while they were talking, he got smarter and smarter and smarter."
The other girl asked, "What's a patio?"
"I'm smarter," his friend bragged back. "I know how they're not made."