Funny Elphant Jokes...
*This ones for you Kevin. haha*
All of these jjokes came out of a book I dearly love called "The Worlds Most Terrible Elephant Jokes" You see, tons of publicity and advertising have been devoted to detergents, Pakistan, monosdium glutamate, Barbra Streisand, pizza, Ted Kennedy, Asian flu, pipecleaners and toothpaste. But is anything really more deserving of reconization than the Elephant? The following collection of Vital Elephant Information has been compiled and written by Lennie Weinrib in an attemp to correct this gross injustice.Remember, the Elephant is man's best big friend. Thank you.
First of all, this is my very own baby elephant, Norm. I thought it apropriat, this being an elephant joke page and all... (^_^)
Q. What did Tarzan say when we saw the elephants coming up over the hill?
A. "Here come the elephants over the hill."
Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elepahnts coming up over the hill wearing dark glasses?
A. Nothing. He didnt reconize them.
Q. Why do elephants float down rivers on their backs?
A. So they wont get there tennis shoes wet.
Q. How do you tell an elephant from a grape?
A. A grape is purple.
Q. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants?
A. "OOH look at all thoes grapes." (She was color blind)
Q. Why are elephants colored grey?
A. So you can tell them apart from cabaries.
Q. What is it that looks like an elephant and flys?
A. A flying elephant.
Q. What is it that looks like an elephant and flies around and is very dangerous?
A. A flying elephant with a machine gun.
Q. If your colorblinde how do you tell an elephant from a grape?
A. Jump aropund on it for a while. If you dont get any wine its an elephant.
Q. Why dont more elephants go to college?
A. Not to many finish high school.
Q. How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagon?
A. Three in front and three in back...
Q. Why do elephants need trunks?
A. Because they dont have glove compartments.
Q. Why do elephants have flat feet?
A. From jumping out of trees.
Q. What do you call elephants who ride on trains?
A. Passengers.
Q. What did the bannana say to the elephant?
A. Nothing. Bannana's dont talk.
Q. Why do elephants lie on there backs with there feet in the air?
A. So they can trip birds...
Q. How can you tell if an elephant is sleeping?
A. When he's in bed with the covers pulled up and he;s wearing his pajamas and his pink tennis shoes are off and the chances are he's asleep if he;s snoring.
Q. What did the elephant say when he got caught in the revolving door?
A. "If this place wants to do much business with elephants, they better get bigger revolving doors!"
Q. Why dont elephants ride the bus during rush hour?
A. They are afraid of pickpockets...
Q. Why arent more elephants named Walter?
A. Becuase Ed and Norm are better elephant names.
Q. Why does an elephant never forget?
A. What does he have to remember? Where he parked his car? His wedding aneversery? Common, lets get seriouse here...
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