"Greetings, I'm happy to hear that you are allowing me to exploit you. In this church unlike others , we do not spout dogma, or tell what to believe and how to believe it. We do not lie, manipulate or instill fear to get you're money. What we will do is honestly tell you that your hard earned money is now ours, provided that you willingly give it to us. In short, we believe in honesty and your money in our pocket. You might ask whether I'm seroius or is this a joke? Well, join and find out." - Cromwell II, Lord Exploiter