The RP WarZone...

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...His ship, now disguised as Goofy slips foward towards the enemies, he gives the order for all weapons to open fire, as Goofy, quit a bit ahead of his ship, seems to start slapping at ships, After several slaps, the ships explode. Inside the ship, Darva is deep in one of the sections of the ship, standing before a computer terminal, rapid commands flying over the screen. A panel in front of his is open and he occasionaly changes various things inside it. The whole time he's constantly refering to a book called "The Lurker's Manual" sitting open beside him and muttering. The First in command is on the bridge running the ship through the battle, his tactics unimaginative perhaps, but good enough for the moment. Especialy to Darva's mind as he considers the fact that his little suprise wouldn't be ready in time without him being down here doing it himself. The entire ship shudders from a bit of fire that somehow managed to hit it despite the sensor illusion covering it, managing to do it right as Darva is making a critical connection. Opening a com channel to the bridge, a long string of explitives is heard, shortly followed by the replacement of the first in command...
Darva (Lurker Extrodinaire)
- Monday, August 09, 1999 at 02:20:29 (MDT) 
Damn, I should have known the fleet wouldn't be able to hold them off. Prepare all remaining fighters for alert 5 launch, ready HVIC's for long-range bombardment. Prepare orbital weapons platforms for a follow-up assault. And hope high velocity idiots are enough to scramble the enemy fleet.

Q`res <[email protected]>
- Monday, August 09, 1999 at 02:48:41 (MDT) 
How much longer is the fleet expected to hold out? Cylon 1 - "They report 2-3 days." Very well, see if you can't muster some weapons from the Russians or the Americans, I'd like to modify one of the HVIC's to launch a Minuteman ICBM.

Q`res <[email protected]>
- Monday, August 09, 1999 at 02:58:54 (MDT) 
*The Blue Pea and escorts make a 180 degree turn and put full power to impulse, they fly until within optimum firing range and let loose a hail of woodlouseian pulse weapons. Enemy ships who had turned to target the disney vessels where now open to this punishment, many of them explode until they turn some ships to target the Woodlouse vessels, the Woodlouse ships go into evasive manouvers and launch all fighters, the Emperors fleet follows suit and soon space is thick with fighter craft....*

Field Marshal Woodlouse
- Monday, August 09, 1999 at 06:16:28 (MDT) 
The _Insufficiently Reluctant_, being the biggest vessel, is the first one in which the sensor illusion fails. As the immense , scowling Scrooge McDuck flickers and fades, the _Insufficiently Reluctant_ continues bombarding the enemy's capital ships mercilessly. On the bridge, a few corridors that keep line of sight to important viewscreens and so are force-fielded off are the only respite from a collection of extraordinarily irritating characters....Wesley Crusher, several Teletubbies, a certain purple dinosaur, Jar-Jar Binks, CHUCKY, and many more. Also on the floor were the remains of Luke Skywalker, as his whining had gotten on her nerves a bit too much....Her hands flew across the control board, anticipating enemy fighters movements before they were aware of making them, and vaporizing them.....the area was clear of fighters, for now. Sensing a great disturbance, her mind roves the ordes of enemy vessels, seeking the dark presence commanding....yes, there. Calling on her anger she attempts to crush the ofending ship...and is repelled. She blinks....a powerful mind indeed......

<Dark Force Rising>
- Monday, August 09, 1999 at 06:20:08 (MDT) 
*Launching their elite fighters, and coordinating their firepower between them, the _Halbred_ and the _Slicer_ begin their assualt...*

Cyborg Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc.
- Monday, August 09, 1999 at 08:25:46 (MDT) 
*Exhausted, Cyborg Stan changes the projection he was doing. The decoy fleet revealed for what it is, he instead makes the projection jump around the place. He then shields his pilots, and orders them into link mode. In link mode, they fight with one voice, and one body....*

Cyborg Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc.
- Monday, August 09, 1999 at 08:56:48 (MDT) 
Meanwhile the hologram of the Tazmanian Devil (I know it's not Disney but no Disney characters are nearly insane enough) charges to the front line in his trademark whirlwind form. The few fighters ambitious enough to try to find the hidden starship inside find themselves being torn to shreds as they enter the swirling chaos. Moments later, the remaining fighters, not willing to have their ships torn to shreds by a cartoon character quickly decide to give Taz, and the Voyager inside, a very wide berth.

TDK
- Monday, August 09, 1999 at 10:19:22 (MDT) 
*Savannah's interdictor, being the only ship not on the offinsive, is comepletly undamaged. Which is very good.*

Savannah
- Monday, August 09, 1999 at 11:56:19 (MDT) 
Good. Keep moving towards that big ship over there. *points at the viewscreen* Get a full scan on that thing, try to locate a fighter bay on it. *taps his comm badge* Hey, Engineering! Those modification finished yet? *from the badge: "Y-yes, s-sir. We're a-almost finished."* Good. When you're done, load a torpedo inside the tank and get it ready for launch. Oh, and while you're at it, pull the other corpses outta there too, they were begining to stink up the cabin.

TDK
- Monday, August 09, 1999 at 13:03:59 (MDT) 
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