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Obi-Wan (Ben) Kenobi: "Use the force, Luke."

Darth Vader: "I've been waiting for you Obi Wan, we meet again at last. The Circle is now complete. When I left you I was but a learner. Now I'm the master."  
Obi Wan: "Only a master of evil Darth."

Luke Skywalker: "Listen, I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire; I hate it! But there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's all such a long way from here."  
Obi-Wan: "That's your uncle talking."

Obi-Wan: "The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together."

Han Solo: "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

Governor Tarkin: "Fear will keep the local systems in line."

C-3PO: "We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life."

Obi-Wan: "For more than a thousand generations the Jedi were the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy. Before the dark times. Before the Empire."

Luke: "How did my father die?"  
Obi-Wan: "A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father."

Obi-Wan: "Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."

Obi-Wan: "The Force can have a strong influence on a weak mind."

Luke: "What a piece of junk!"  Han: "She'll make point five past light speed. She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself."

Han: "Watch your mouth, kid, or you're going to find yourself floating home."

Darth: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Darth: "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

Princess Leia: "The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers."

Darth: "I sense something. A presence I've not felt since..."

Obi-Wan: "You must learn the ways of the Force if you are to come with me to Alderaan."

C-3PO: "Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!"

C-3PO: "We're doomed!"

Han: "Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."

Han: "Damn fool, I knew you were going to say that."   
Obi-Wan: "Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?"

Han: "Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy."

Leia (re: Millennium Falcon): "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"

Luke (after destroying first Tie Fighter): "Got 'im! I got 'im!"  
Han: "Great, kid! Don't get cocky!"

Leia: "If money is all you love, then that's what you'll receive."

[R2-D2 and Chewbacca playing holographic game]  
Han: "It's not wise to upset a Wookiee."  
C-3PO: "... nobody worries about upsetting a droid."   
Han: "That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that."  
Chewbacca: "Grrf."   
C-3PO: "I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win."

Han: "Not a bad bit of rescuing ...?  ...sometimes I amaze even myself."   
Leia: "That doesn't sound too hard."

Vader: "Your powers are weak, old man."  
Obi-Wan: "You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

Obi-Wan: "The Force will be with you, always."

Officer: "We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Should I have your ship standing by?"  
Governor Tarkin: "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."

Yoda: "Mind what you have learned. Save you it can."

The Empire Strikes Back

Ben (Obi-wan) Kenobi: "Luke, don't give into hate. That leads to the dark side."

C-3PO: "Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1!"  
Han Solo: "Never tell me the odds!"

Darth Vader: "Yes, Admrial."  
Admrial Piett: "Our ships have sighted the Millennium Falcon, my lord. But it has entered an asteroid field and we can not risk..."  
Vader: "Asteroids do not concern me, Admrial. I want that ship, not excuses."

Emperor: "The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi."  
Vader: "If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally."  
Emperor: "Yes. Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?"  
Vader: "He will join us or die, my master."

Yoda: "You must unlearn what you have learned."

Luke: "I want my lamp back! I'm going to need it to get out of this slimy mud hole!"  
Yoda: "Mud hole? Slimy? My home this is!"

Princess Leia Organa (after stumbling into Solo's arms): "Let go!"  
Han: "Shh!"  Leia: "Let go, please."  
Han: "Don't get excited!"  
Leia: "Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."  
Han: "Sorry sweetheart. I haven't got time for anything else."

Luke (unable to levitate X-Wing): "I can't. It's too big."  
Yoda: "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere. Yes, even between the land and the ship."

Han: "Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?"   
Leia: "I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee!"  
Han: "I can arrange that! You could use a good kiss!"

Han: "Well Princess, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer."  
Leia: "I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks it's dangerous for anyone to leave the system until they've activated the energy shield."   
Han:" That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight."  
Leia: "I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain! [Chewbacca laughs]"  
Han: "Laugh it up, fuzzball!"

Vader: "The force is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet."

C-3PO: "R2 says that the chances of survival are 725 to 1. Actually R2 has been known to make mistakes - from time to time ... Oh dear ..."

Luke: "... I'm looking for a great warrior."  
Yoda: "Ohhh! Great warrior! Wars not make one great!"

Luke: "... I'll give it a try."  
Yoda: "No! Try not. Do or do not. There is no try."

Luke (after Yoda lifts X-Wing): "I don't believe it."  
Yoda: "That is why you fail."

Vader: "Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger! Only your hatred can destroy me!"

Vader: "There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy."  
Luke: "I'll never join you!"   
Vader: "If you only knew the power of the dark side. Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father."  
Luke: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him."  
Vader: "No. I am your father."

Han: "You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake, well, this could be it, sweetheart."  
Leia: "I take it back."

Vader: "Your destiny lies with me Skywalker. Obi-Wan knew this to be true."

Vader: "Calrissian! Take the princess and the Wookie to my ship."   
Lando Calrissian: "You said they'd be left at the city under my supervision."  
Vader: "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further." 

Leia: "Would it help if I got out and pushed?"

Han: "Never tell me the odds."

Leia (to Han): "You do have your moments.  Not many of them, but you do have them."

C3PO: "I'm standing here in pieces, and you're having delusions of grandeur."

Return of the Jedi

Luke Skywalker: "Master Yoda, you can't die."  
Yoda: "Strong am I with the Force, but not that strong."

Emperor Palpatine: "Take your Jedi weapon! Use it. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!"

Emperor: "Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design."

Jabba the Hutt: "This bounty hunter is my kind of scum: fearless and inventive."

Jabba: "Bring me Solo and the Wookiee! They will all suffer for this outrage."

Han Solo: "I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur I see a big light blur."  
Luke: "There's nothing to see. I used to live here you know."  
Han: "You're going to die here you know. Convenient."

C-3PO: "I do believe they think I am some kind of god."  
Han: "Well, why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this?"   
C-3PO: "I beg your pardon General Solo, but that just wouldn't be proper."  
Han: "Proper?"  
C-3PO: "It's against my programming to impersonate a deity."

Yoda: "When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?"

Luke: "If I don't make it back, you're the only hope for the Alliance."  
Princess Leia: "Luke, don't talk that way. You have a power I don't understand and could never have."  
Luke: "You're wrong, Leia. You have that power too. In time you'll learn to use it as I have. The Force runs strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. And... my sister has it. Yes. It's you, Leia."   
Leia: "I know. Somehow, I've always known."

Darth Vader: "Your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for ... sister! So. You have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the dark side, then perhaps she will."  
Luke: "No!"

Luke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness."  
Emperor: "Your faith in your friends is yours."

Vader: "Luke, help me take this mask off."  
Luke: "But you'll die."  
Vader: "Nothing can stop that now. Just for once, let me look upon you with my own eyes."