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You sick bastards! I can't beleive you made this! who are you?!

Pictures will come as I can get them.


Erin: ME! I take the credit for being the sickest at our table. Whenever I'm around we generally make a huge mess out of food sculptures. Put me and Hershel together and you've got a laughing bomb.


Hershel: The laughing jew. He's the envy of every good student, but has a sick sense of humor. This guy is always losing his nutri-grain bar under the table, or getting shot by food. Also notorious for laughing sprite all over the table.


David: The hyperactive caffeine-addict. This guy.... jeez. It's amazing. He is occasionally the butt end of our jokes but is a gentle giant. One time, when Cornell was doing his daily lunch-stealing, David took a bite out of HIM. rabies! jk.

Chris: Talk about insane. He's our diplomat to surrounding tables at lunch. With his amazing ability to disgust people and laugh until his face turns purple, we never fear the angry freshmen around us. (they all want revenge for our bad pranks)

Cornell: Famous for "fuck you", this is the evil counterpart of our friend Ross. Cornell can argue about anything. crazy man. He doesn't show up to the lunch table often, but when he does, it's a party.


Ross: Cornell's evil counterpart. He doesn't say much but laughing is enough. He's 6 inches taller than anyone else at our school! Needless to say, he's a worthy addition to our lunch.

Do-Yang: The quiet Korean. He hardly says anything, but when he has an outburst, it's frikkin hilarious.

Jake: The other quiet korean. His tolerance to us is astounding. we hardly ever get more out of him than a raised eyebrow and munch on a sandwich.

That's our crew. s'great huh?