Here are the funny facts. We find this stuff all over, enjoy.

here we go!

1) Having grapes every day reduces the risk of Prostate cancer. (see Funny Words to find out why this is funny)
2) The average human being can hold 300 goldfish in their stomach.
3) Sadam Heussein ordered over 4000 playstations to power nuclear missiles, christmas 2000.
4) The most probable time for someone to be bit by another human being is 3:00 pm on a Saturday.
5) "Dillo Dirt" is a fertilizer made out of human feces.
6) The only man to travel without the aid of a plane into the stratosphere tied balloons to a lawnchair and floated into the sky with a can of beer in his hand. He was arrested afterward because he wasn't liscened to fly.
7) On the canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the parlaiment building is the U.S. flag.
8) In England, the speaker of the house isn't allowed to speak.
9) The first words spoken when astronauts landed on the moon were "Man I want a hot-dog."
10) The longest name in Hebrew scripture is Malhershalahashbas, which sounds like hershel cursing in yiddish.
11) 2,500 left-handed people die each year using products designed for right-handed people.
12) Michelangelo hated Pope Julius II for forcing him to finish the sistine chapel, because of this, he placed Pope Julius in hell when he painted the 'Judgement' scene.
13) Dry fish food makes goldfish constipated.
14) Abraham Lincoln was a professional wrestler.
15) The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.
16) The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime during their sleep.
17) Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
18) If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
19) The electric chair was invented by a dentist. AHHHH!

Who are the sickos involved in this?!?!?!
credits to: Erin, Hershel, David, Jake, Cornell, Ross, Chris, and Do-yang.