Welcome to the Pro-Hampster Socio-Communist Party Minnesota Chapter Homepage!

A paradox to be reckoned with is below...They sure do look similar, don't they?
Here's Lenin

Here's a hampster

Rakuhn has just released his first Communist speech to the masses. Click here to download it.

Hello comrades, Mac Daddy "McIrish" speaking, I am here to announce the creation or a new online web society. The PHSCPM is an internet based organization run by the human slaves of Tyranic Hampster communist lords of the manor. I thank the great people at ALIENRESOURCES to have permitted me to work on this site. If you are unprepared to experience commie-Hamster propganda PLEASE STAY, I am sure it will change your way of thinking. A message to all Hampsters "Unite brethren, in the name of hampster communism overthrow your masters and join the crusade against the evil gerbil race." Expect big things out of this page in the future from this site I've got my A-team (Sean and Mike) working on Ideas as I type. Below you will find a descriptive paragraph on the organization's members. So until we meet again ADIOS Compadres.

We are here to represent the secret wishes of all Minnesotans. (We are not speaking for all Minnesotans) A socio-communist society with location disclosed that is free from the tyrannical ambitions of Helmut Kohl. We also represent opposition to the standard representative democratical system of government the majority of the developed countries of the world use, including the use of capitalistic economies. We currently have six party members, all of whom are clinically insane. "Mac Daddy" is a pro-nanotechnology pro-nuclear weapons child of modern society. "The Entropical Anarkist" (click here for his picutre) is pro-biochemical nanogeneering and is terminally ill with the disease more commonly referred to as "life." [We would also like to state that the Pro-Hampster Socio-Communist Party is a peaceful organization.] "Rakuhn" is a doughnut eating raccoon who wishes to tell you that he is bored and pro-communist, and the first DHMS Commie. "The K Man Bo" has created an in-depth infrastructure for a Siberian socialist republic. "Adumb V" likes playing Red Alert and Red Alert 2(mentally) these are two excellent games from Westwood Studios. Adumb V. and the Mac Daddy also enjoy doing Regis impersonations. All members also agree that the new game Tropico will be an excellent game, as they also believe that Red Alert 2 will be the mother of all RTS games. "The Kanadian Noogen" is the inventor of the unofficial Canadian basketball. He spends his time dreaming up silly phrases and chants about the famous Mr. Gee. The first to come up with the abominal Mr. Gee was the Mac Daddy. He has also used such phrases as "Go postal," "Mutant power!?,©,", and of course the almighty "Bad boy!!!".
Other popular phrases of our organization include: "Ja", "Nein", "Mutter", "Hat's wehgetan", "Ich brauche einen Arzt!", "Ausströmendes Gas im dritten und vierten Stock. Evakuieren!", "In Deckung!", "Ahhh!", "Sagt Heidi, daß ich sie liebe", "Er hat der Kommandant getötet!".

Quote of the week:
Socialism: "UNITE, MY HAMPSTER BRETHREN!"
Mac Daddy
"McIrish"
DHMS: "That one girl is hot."
Anonymous Comradezinsky

Peace, love, and unity.....Haile Selassie II