What Guys/Girls Say And What They
Really Mean
WHAT GIRLS SAY AND WHAT THEY MEAN They say: Can't we just be
friends? They mean: There is no way in hell I am ever gonna let any
part of your body touch mine again They say: I just need some
space They mean: Yea, space without you in it They say: Can you help
me with my homework? They mean: If I keep whining the fool will do it
for me They say: Do I look fat in this dress? They mean: We haven't
had a fight in awhile They say: No, pizza's fine They mean: Cheap
bastard They say: I just don't want a BF right now They mean: I just
don't want you as a BF They say: I dunno; what do you wanna do? They
mean: I can't believe you don't have anything planned They say: Come
here They mean: My puppy does this too They say: I like you
but... They mean: I just don't like you They say: You never
listen They mean: You never listen! They say: We're moving too
quickly They mean: I won't sleep with you til I find out if this guy in
Bio has a GF or not They say: I'll be ready in a minute They mean: I
AM ready, but I'm gonna make you wait cuz I know you will They say: Oh
no, I'll pay for myself They mean: I'm just being nice; there's no way
I'm going Dutch They say: Oh yes! Right there! They mean: Well, near
there; I just wanna get this over with They say: I'm just goin out with
the girls They mean: We're gonna go out and make fun of you and your
friends They say: There's no one else They mean: I'm doing your
brother They say: Size doesn't count... They mean: Unless I want an
orgasm
WHAT GUYS SAY AND WHAT THEY MEAN They say: It's just orange juice,
try it They mean: 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my
head They say: She's kinda cute They mean: I wanna bang her til I'm
blue They say: I dunno if I like her They mean: She won't blow
me They say: I need you They mean: My hand is tired They say: I
had her They mean: I had wet dreams about her all week They say: I
really wanna get to know you better They mean: So we can do what I tell
my friends we do already They say: How do I compare with all your other
BFs? They mean: Is my penis really that small? They say: You're the
only girl I've ever cared about They mean: You're the only girl that
hasn't rejected me They say: I want you back They mean: ...for
tonight anyway They say: We've been through so much together They
mean: If not for you, I never would've lost my virginity They say: I
miss you so much They mean: I'm so horny that my roommate is starting
to look good They say: No, I don't wanna dance right now They mean:
Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on! They say: The break-up should
not start for another few hours~ They mean: I wanna have sex a few more
times They say: I'm different from all the other guys They mean: I'm
not circumcised |