Top 10 Ways To Handle Stress
1. Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have
other plans.
5. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
6. Forget the Diet Center and send yourself a candygram.
7. Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
8. Dance naked in front of your pets.
9. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him off to
preschool as if nothing was wrong.
10. Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman
Numerals.
