If you pull your pants down,
I'll take your picture.

Baby your just like fine wine, I think i'll take a sip!

Walk up and say... Excuse me, you don't know me but i think you should.

Was it just me or did I notice you staring at my erection.

guy: "hey do you work for UPS?"
girl: "no why?"
guy: "cause i swear you were checking out my package!"

Go up to a women and ask her
"Are you a spanner?"

"Cause when I look at you my nuts tighten."

So how does it feel?
(How does what feel?)
To be an Angel.

Is your dad an astronaut?
(No, why)
Because it looks like he pulled the stars right out of space and put them in your eyes.

I may only be Barney Rebble but I can sure make your bedrock

Go up to someone and say "Screw me if I am wrong but did you say your name was Bill??"

baby, you be my burger king, and ill be your dairy queen. you treat me right, and ill do it your way

Man: Are you from Tennessee.
Woman:No.Why?
Man:Because you are the only ten I see

So, your a girl HUH?

Is your father retarded? (usual response is a puzzled no) because you're special

Would you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?

Beckon to girl with finger, when she comes over say: If I can make you cum with one finger just think what I can do with my whole body

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if i was on you i'd be coming to

you remind me of a parking ticket
because you have fine written all over you.

Can you come and help me tonight? Because my left hand always gets tired.

guy: you must be jamaican!
girl: why?
guy: cause jamaican me crazy.

Your Lips are Like Wine And I Want to Get Drunk

If a girl asks you for a quarter give her two and tell her to use the extra to call you

You have been a very naughty girl! Now go to my room!

Guy: Is your dad a baker?
Girl: No, Why?
Guy: Because you've got the hottest buns in town!

Guy: Were you ok?
Girl: When?
Guy: When it was 100 degrees and you were on an ice cube and you melted my heart.

GUY:"Do you sleep on your stomach?"
GIRL:"No"
GUY:"Can I?"

You don't sweat much for a fat chick

let me be your math tutor for the night:
we'll add a bed
subtract your clothes
divide your legs
and multiply

that prom dress looks really nice on you, but it'll look alot better bundled up by my bed

this one was used on me a few times---

your name must be daisy because i want to plant you right here
(can only say to a girl named april)

girl, from now on you are gonna call me april 15th.

she says why, so you say because im always in the middle of april

Baby do you have a mirror in your back pocket beacuse I can see myself in your pants.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

i lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?

"Damn! Your father must be a butcher, cause you got two FINE pieces of meat right there!"

I'm no glass of milk but i can still do your body good.

Does your Dad work at Snapple (No, Why?) Cuz you're made from some of the best stuff on earth!

Someone call the cops cuz is got to be illegal to look that good!

Girls, this is for those guys that need a drool bucket:


***Don't look at me like your mother never fed you**
If I could be anything I'd be your body lotion.....

is it cold outside or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?

looking at you makes my beeper vibrate.

Guy:Are you Gay?
Girl: NO!
Guy:wow me eigther lets have sex!

Hey do you remember me?
< No.
Do you want to?

Go up to a girl and say:
Girl you kinda like vitamin c because you make
my bone get hard.

go up to someone who is drinking milk. "I know milk does a body good, but damn."

"is that a stick in your pants or are you just happy to see me."

"I think I need sunglasses, cause your smile is blinding me"

"are you a model, cause you have to be the most beautiful creature on the face of the earth"

"did it hurt" (wait for response) "when you fell from heaven?"

Boy: betcha a quarter that i can kiss you without touching you
Girl:ok
(boy kisses her on the cheek and gives her the quarter)
Boy: i lost

when i first talked to you i was afraid to like you, when i liked you i was afraid to love you, and now that i love you, i'm afraid to lose you

Guy: Bond, James Bond
Girl: Lost, Get Lost

I wish that you were a screen door so that I could slam you all day.

Do you have a license to drive me that crazy!!!

Hey! Christopher Columbus! Come discover me!

A study proves that people who had sex 2-5 times a week have a higher life expectancy. Wanna live longer?