ok here are my interview's so enjoy them
Just in, i got a Picture of me and mag and a Pic of Baba thanx to QorpsE
Last Updated on April 2, 1999
The Interview with MySelf
<misfit> Hello
<misfit2> Fuck off
<misfit> What is your opinion on the quake scene at the moment
<misfit2> ARE U DEAF? FUCK OFF!
<misfit> What do you think about the aimbots that are around at the moment?
<misfit2> I HAVE ONE AND IT IS FUN USING IT IN TEAM GAMES
<misfit> Do you class it as cheating?
<misfit2> YES AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY
<misfit> What about hacked Mdl�s etc?
<misfit2> I DON�T GIVE A FUCK
<misfit> What do you think of Hiro?
<misfit2> HE IS A COMPLETELY RETARDED FUCKED UP CUNT OF A INBRED HALFWITS ARSE.
<misfit> So, you are not fond of him
<misfit2> I LOVE HIM, HE AMUSES ME IN THE SAME WAY AS WATCHING A BEE DIE WOULD DO
<misfit> I have heard that he fancies you
<misfit2> THAT WOULDN�T FUCKING SURPRISE ME. BEING CUNT AS HE IS.
<misfit> I thought that too
<misfit> What do u think about the FC?
<misfit2> I AM STARTING TO PREFER THEM TO THE FUCKING [DC] SET OF TWATS
<misfit> GDC?
<misfit2> SET OF CUNTS, BUT STILL BETTER THAN THE [DnA] WANKERS. Sp|ro IS A GOOD QUAKE PLAYER AND HE GAVE ME A CUNTING. BUT THE UNFORTUNATE CUNT IS STILL GDC, THEREFORE STUPID, AND PROBABLY ALL EXTREMELY UGLY.
<misfit> GbDs
<misfit2> LIVEWIRE'S FRIENDS? GOOSESTEPPING MORONS, ALL OF THEM!
<misfit> DC
<misfit2> SET OF FAT PIE EATING ZOID TYPE BASTARDS WHO MOAN LIKE BITCHES WHEN THEY LOSE!
<misfit> Have u got some sort of social problem?
<misfit2> FUCK OFF YOU CUNT
** misfit has left the chat because you are Retarded
The Terrible Investigation
Here are some words from Terrible who was found in #anal, The name of the person who gave me the Log is being with held for further investigation!
<Terrible> OH MY VAGINA SMELLS SOOOOO BAD!!!!!! UGH!
<Terrible> I want a thick erect penis in my asshole. Somebody please help me!
<Terrible> LOVE ME IN THE ASSHOLE, BUBBA!
* Terrible feels like somebody has their hand up his ass
* Terrible thinks it feels pretty damn good
The ThresH Interview
<misfit> lo ready for my Interview
<Thresh> ya kinda of , where ya from?
<misfit> SA
<Thresh> SA?
<misfit> South Africa home for the Kaffirs
<Thresh> Kaffirs?
<misfit> ahhh blacks ok, can u begin
<Thresh> u r racist aint ya
<misfit> Damn right, can we start now
<Thresh> ya sure way not
<misfit> So Thresh, what is your excuse for losing to the Swedes then?
<Thresh> I had something dodgy for breakfast. And I was tired. And my pet hamster died.
<misfit> That sound like a piss-poor set of excuses to me. What was the real reason?
<Thresh> Well, I had a lot on my mind.
<misfit> Such as?
<Thresh> Erm! Just things like �How on earth are any of us going to get to the RL when they keep shooting us.�
<misfit> So, basically, you DR clan are shit?
<Thresh> No, we are still the best in the world.
<misfit> but you lost.
<Thresh> Yeah, I suppose, but we are still more skilled.
<misfit> But you lost. Often. It isn't as though it was close or anything.
<Thresh> Yeah, I suppose. But individually, we are more skilled.
<misfit> But wasn't it supposed to be the clan Deathrow proving they are better than [9]?
<Thresh> Yeah, I suppose.
<misfit> So [9] are better than Deathrow?
<Thresh> No, the Americans are still the best in the world.
<misfit> But you DO get beaten in games by [9]?
<Thresh> Yeah, I suppose, but we are still the best. I was tired, I had been travelling
<misfit> You really ARE the cunt of all cunts Thresh. You know that?
<Thresh> Yeah, I suppose. But I am still the best in the world.
<misfit> ahhhh
<misfit> FUCK OFF
MY TIP OF THE WEEK:
I HAVE A GO AT QUAKE2 SHOCKER!
Yes, I have been having a go at Quake2, which DOES look nice with VoodooII but it still plays too damn slow.
I have found a way to relieve the boredom though, I go for a cup of coffee in-between weapon changes.
I also unplug my mouse, and hide behind teleporters shooting people in the back of the head with the railgun.
The Mag Interview
<misfit> 1. What is your favourite pastime?
<mag> Learning how to play Quake
<misfit> 2. How do you spend your weekends?
<mag> Waiting for a weapon to change on QW
<misfit 3. What sort of PC do you have mag?
<mag> Don�t know, I just click on an icon and GlQuake starts, that�s all I know.
<misfit> 4. When you play Quake on a server what is the most popular comment by other people?
<mag> FFS! TYPE READY YOU CUNT!!! Or "Are you using the keyboard?" and "Yes! I am the best! You will eat my rocket!"
<misfit> 5. When you play Quake what is the most popular comment u use?
<mag> :-( NOT AGAIN!!!? How do you do it? It must be the ping! That 10ms makes a lot of difference.
<misfit> 6. What sort of mouse do you use for Quake?
<mag> Mouse? For Quake? You must be joking, strafing�s hard enough!
The Chenome Interview
<misfit> Welcome to my interview, Mr Chenome
<Chenome> Oops, hang on
*** Chenome is now known as God
<God> You may call me God
<misfit> OK God
<God> Thank you
<misfit> God, what is it like not being the best in South African at Quake?
<God> I quite honestly have no idea at all.
<misfit> Why is that then?
<God> It is not obvious? When the lord appeareth before thee on a duel server, thee will receive a good and proper cunting.
<misfit> No.
<God> Yes it is.
<misfit> No it is not.
<misfit> Were you beaten up a lot as a child?
* misfit has quit IRC (Killed: Hand of God)
Here's something for the Peanut Galley
<the_munger>Why are you such a cunt?
<misfit>Fuck knows. Inbreeding or genetics I suppose.
<the_munger>Why don�t you fuck off and leave us all alone?
<misfit>Because you amuse me immensely you small pathetic miserable tribe of twats.
MY TIP OF THE WEEK:
Hard drive is getting full? Not enough space left for animal pr0n etc? Follow these simple steps for lots of extra drivespace:
At the DOS prompt simply type:
"deltree quake2"
This would have the helpful bi-product of alleviating the problem of you being a �Shit Quake2 cunt's�.
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