| 1. What gift
do you want for the holidays? |
Jeff Stieber-
A mullet.
J.A.P- Howard Stern under my tree holding Hank the Angry
Dwarf wrapped up in a box.
Emilee Dalessandro- A car that actually moves when you
push on the gas.
Lauren Albanese- Ron Dalton wearing nothing but a bow tie...
scary.
Captain Tyler- A big stack of Playboys, I mean Playwickians.
Ryan Kelley- A president.
Josh A. - Playstation one. What's the difference anyway?
Stephen Tran- Let me see... a sweater or Britney Spears.
I think Britney Spears.
Adam Eppler- Two weeks worth of snow days.
Ben Weasel- I want to conquer the world!
M.C. Hammer- My career.
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| 2. What is
the best thing to do on a snow day? |
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Noname- Avoid the
yellow snow.
Jen Shats- Sleep, eat, snow angel, sleep, eat, snow angel,
sleep, eat...
Neena- Stay away from kids on sleds-ow!
Sara Pritchard- Make massive snow bumps and sled over them.
Lori- To sell yellow ice lemonade to all the thirsty people
in my hood.
Captain Tyler- Treasure the Neshaminy channel and mke Hong
Kong Pearl deliver me chinese food for exact change.
Josh A- Get into crazy hijinx with Chevy Chase.
Elizabeth Fitzgerald- Sleep! Because you don't have to go
to school.
Confused- Santa's real darn it!
Joey Vindictive- Speed around uncontrollable fast where all
the kids play in my neighborhood.
Taylor- Drink hot chocolate and sled with my brothers.
Mullet Master- To make snow devils.
Quick fix- Eat snow.
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| 3. If you
could have any one super power, what would it be and why? |
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Anthony Piccari- Italy. Pizza, pasta and pistols all the
way!
Cracker- Chic Magnet, so I could get girls.
De- X-ray vision so I can see right through...walls.
Captain Tyler- The power of staying awake in school.
Austin Powers- I have my mojo, that is all I need, baby!
Joe Casey- To be invisiable so I could be in places I'm not
supposed to be.
Miss Pytleski- I'd want to know what others are thinking
so I can be one up on them.
Wendy- to fly like Peter... (sigh).
Greg Goldman- Girl power.
Doug- I want to be just like my favorite super hero Quailman.
I'll even wear my underwear outside of my pants. Go Quailman go!
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| 4. How
do you feel about block scheduling? |
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Kevin Allen- I prefer Lego scheduling.
Sindwr- Block out scheduling from life.
Mr. T- I pity the fool that has block scheduling.
Chicken- Moooo.
Anonymous- No thank you- 45 minutes with some of these teachers
is already too much for me.
Elizabeth Fitzgerald- I'd rather have that. Pennsbury kids
get all their homework done in class. You never have to stydy for
more than 2 major subject tests.
James Vorhees- I am quite partial to street scheduling actually.
Miss Pytleski- If they give me a job, I'll work with any
type of schedule!
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| 5. Do you
think that the Electoral College is outdated? |
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Dan Cahan- I think that the Electoral College is very good.
It is fair and it allows the smaller states to have their votes
count.
Greg Goldman- Are the Backstreet Boys corny?
Zak Uzupis- Let’s just say it’s as productive as
an anorexic midget in a Big ‘N Tall store.
Joe Casey- Yes, I think the popular vote should be the one
counted.
Darngood Democrat- Yes. Go Gore! Fight, fight, fight!
Adam Eppler- I don't know, are pogs?
Benjamin- Yes, it's 224 years out of date.
Smokedogg- No, that's where I applied.
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| 6. What is
your New Year’s resolution? |
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L Shad- More self-discipline.
Lizard King- To start last year's resolution.
Matt Mazurek- To take over the Playwickian.
Mullet Master- To mud wrestle.
Suki- Be more laid back.
Chicken- Not to get stuck under any more chairs.
Captain Tyler- To bring my G.P.A.
to 1.0!
Keith- To treat my beautiful girlfriend like the queen that
she is.
D. Tone- To stay on the straight and narrow.
Amazing- To honor the treaty of Beegal and to "shake"
things up a bit.
J.A.P- Marry Howard Stern.
Drea- Ask out the guy I've been sweating all year. Like that
will ever happen!
Turtle Boy- Come out of my shell a little bit.
Steve McCoy- I want to pass at least one class this year.
Hurdy Curdy- I want to sing songs of love yearround.
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| 7. How
did the Grinch steal Christmas? |
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Drew Demberg- He
used a raccoon, fruit juice, a paper clip and good old fashioned
know how.
Jen- With his boyish good looks.
Zak Uzupis- The Grinch didn’t steal Christmas! Didn’t
anyone stay till the end of the movie? He learned that Christmas
is in the hearts of every Who, big and small - large and tall.
Christina Savage- He told little children Santa Claus isn’t
real, informed die-hard Christians that other religions really do
exist and that Jewish Beegal is amazing.
Benjamin- He hired Charlie’s Angels.
Kel- At gunpoint with a 9mm.
Austin Powers- It was just his bag, baby!
Mayo- Everyone was so caught up in the campaign that they
didn't notice.
Laces Withers- Grinch Schminch Haha! Oh, that was a good
one. I'm still laughing.
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| 8. What do
you think of the recent court decisions against Vice President Al
Gore? |
Shaft- Gore is a wimp. He just can't seem to work the ladies
like my man Clinton.
Jen Ridge- I think Gore is being a big baby and he should just
concede and get the whole thing over with.
Mary W.- Gore is cool.
Ryan Kelly- It sucks.
Tyranical Hawk- Don't know, don't care.
J.W Palmer- This whole election mess would not even of happened
if the U.S. converted to good old fascism, taking its cue from the
way Neshaminy is operated of course.
Sar- I wish that the courts would just realize that George
W. Bush would be a disgusting representative of our country, and rule
in favor of Al Gore in further court battles.
Alby- What the heck? What happened to Bill Clinton? New Kids
on the Block rule!
J. Dub- What?
Gore-I think Gore is a bore. He makes me snore. Need I say
more? |
