Zak Uzupis- Buy a sophomore.
Crazy Irishman- Buy boxes of Lucky Charms, they’re magically delicious.
Weaver- I think I would keep it.
Matt Mazurek- First of all, I’d trade my gold in for money than I’d give it to The Backstreet Boys to stop singing A.S.A.P.
GREBMED- Well all the hassle of changing gold to dollars-I’d probably just forget about it.
Sean Carson- Buy a bunch of chimps, dress them up in civil war outfits and have them re- enact the civil war for tourists.
Ryan Kelley- Rainbows don’t have a pot of gold- They’re just light being refracted into the colors of the spectrum by water vapor in the air. Duh, Silly!
Matt McNelis- I’d buy trees and lots of lucky charms.
Jennie Jens- Give it to my poor, poor, pocket because of the emptiness it feels inside.
J.A.P.- Buy a Ferrari.
Danielle Danas- Buy my way through college.
Maria- Invest it and become a millionaire!
Sly- Make a huge pool, fill it up with the gold and swim in it like the guy from “Ducktails”.
Rabbi Adler- Get a one year supply of Matza.
MC- I’d buy my own Arby’s, you can’t beat roast beef.

2. If a Leprechaun gave you one wish, what would it be?

Mini Superfreak- Gym Night practice EVERY DAY!!! (insane laughter)
Dude- A room full of other Leprechauns to dance numerous jigs with.
Sean Carson- Peace, happiness and prosperity, nah. Free McDonald’s for life.
Cracker- Win the PA lottery.
Ben Weasel- A leprechaun concubine.
GREBMED- World peace and to meet Michael Jackson.
WaWaWa- A lifetime collection of Marky-Mark CD’s.
Aar- Do Leprechauns even grant wishes? I thought genies did that.
Andy Lochmann- I’d wish for the everlasting ability to hit a hole- in-one.
Steve Monaco- To get away from me. Leprechauns are dumb.
Ron Dalton- That all men would see me as the beautiful creature I am...mean...what?
Brittany Graber- To live a happy life.
Joe- A new couch for the drama room.
MC- 1000 red skip-its.

3. What do you think a good open forum question would be?

Jamie- What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Cip- I can’t tell you the best but this is by far the worst question. Good job editors!
Von Stieber- Why are the Playwickian editors so stupid?
J.A.P.- What would you chose between, money or love?
TRG- Desperate?
Mini Superfreak- If a Leprechaun gave you two wishes, what would they be?
Ryan Kelley- I thought this one was rather clever.
Boogee- What rhymes with duck?
Ben Weasel- Just how long does it take to get a Leprechaun concubine?
WaWaWa- What’s the deal with pants?
Matt Mazurek- Where does Sprite come from?
Dara- Not this one!
Steve Monaco- If you had a week to live what would you do?
Ludicrous Gherkin Thief- Say, do you know the lyrics to “The Song that doesn’t end”?- Muhahahahaha...
Brittany Graber- If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

4. What is your perfect date?

Chibisoshi- March 21st cause it’s the first day of spring.
Otto- Just getting a date would be exciting...really!
Mini Superfreak- A girl that doesn’t deflate so fast.
Best Date- July 7, 1969.
Sasha Socks- Simon AND Garfunkel.
Sean Carson- A long walk, a nice game of Frisbee in the park, take off the leash and put her back in the cage.
GREBMED- A girl.
Aar- The perfect person on a perfect day at the perfect place...and everything would be perfect.
Lauren Albanese- Me, a movie, a couch and my two favorite men - Ben and Jerry.
Rabbi Adler- A nice kosher girl.
Cap’n Tyre- One who shaves her arm pits.
MC- A nice movie, flowers, candlelight, popcorn, handcuffs.

5. If one teacher deserves a raise, who would it be and why?

Jamie- Once teachers stop giving us homework, we can talk about raises.
Paco- The lunch ladies. Hot stuff and good food.
Greg Goldman- Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Cip- None, because I didn’t learn a thing in three years.
Bunny- The “H” : he’s really kewl and everyone in his class loves him.
Marc Cos- Mr. Howie - because he’s cool.
Jennie Jens- Davis, Davis, Davis!
Matt McNelis- I don’t know any of my teachers names.
Sasha Socks- Mr. Meshon, because he is a true renaissance man.
Sean Carson- Mrs. Hoffman because she is all that and a bag of chips, girlfriend.
Ben Weasel- Ms. Gould of course - no, really.
Matt Mazurek- Defiantly Lovey!
Steve Monaco- I don’t know. How about I get a raise?
Carebear- Mr. Suter because he has the eye of a tiger. He also has to put up with the girls swimming team.
Ludicrous Gherkin Thief- Mr.Tiso because if there is a weird smell in the hallway and it smells like eggs, he knows its really hydrogen sulfide. Duh.
Lauren Albanese- Mr.Witcoski: he can teach the entire history of Europe with out looking into a book once.
J.C.- Mr. Opp, because 8th period study hall rocks!
Cap’n Tyre- Ms.Hollweger : minus five.
Kevin Cost- Mrs. Opella because she puts up with a lot and still is always in a happy go lucky mood. And she always is involved with the kids trying to make the best out of everything.

6. Paper or plastic?

Lauren Albanese- My packaging material of choice is Ron Dalton...scary.
Andy Lochmann- Plastic, I can’t enjoy it if it doesn’t kill something.
Aar- What? Umm...so yeah, next question please.
WaWaWa- Anything that prevents rashes.
Ben Weasel- Plastic has a longer shelf life.
Booger- Paper in plastic.
Sasha Socks- Wood...ha, man I’m funny.
Superfreak- I don’t wear either.
Dude- Paper so I can get lots of cuts.
Matt McNelis- Glass?
Josh A.- “Plaper”- the best of both worlds!
Von Steieber- Paper, god knows when you’re gonna run out of toilet paper.
Greg Goldman- Or.
Carebear- Rubbermaid goes back to it’s original shape after beaten.
Ludicrous Gherkin Theif- Latex.
Kat- Paper- call me a tree hugger.

7. What is the weirdest word in the English language?

Greg Goldman- Hoagie.
Savage- Bananas.
Bunny- Boogie : think about it. It could be a dance or snot, and it just sounds funny.
PastyWhiteGuy- Antidisestablishmentarianism (those who are against those who are against the common order).
Chibihoshi- Flibbertigibbet- it means silly person.
Danielle Danas- What??
Jennie Jen- Scandalous.
Sasha Socks- Caramel, is it car-mel, or cahr-a-mel? I just don’t know. Or maybe penguin...
Dara- Strategerie!
Andy Lochmann- Amaglam.
Zak Uzupis- Playwickian- What in tarnations is that abomination of an idiomatic sequence?
Maria- Weirdest phrase “What ‘s the shizzle my nizzle?”
Nathan- Polyterramorphinaronium- a three eared bunny.
Cap’n Tyre- Jostle.