IMPORTANT RECALL
The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless
of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central
component, or heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype
units, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed “Subsequential Internal
Non-morality,” or more commonly known as S-I-N, as its primary symptom
is loss of moral judgment.

Some other symptoms are:
(a) Loss of direction
(b) Foul vocal emissions
(c) Amnesia of origin
(d) Lack of peace and joy
(e) Selfish, or violent, behavior
(f) Depression or confusion in the mental component

The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing
factory authorized repair and service, free of charge, to correct this S-I-N
defect, at numerous
locations throughout the world.

The number to call for the recall station in your area is:  J-E-S-U-S

WARNING:  Continuing to operate the human unit without correction voids
manufacturer’s warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too
numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently
impounded.

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